Paul, your ordinary everyday sex raptor, crash lands his space ship into Equestria in a non cliche way. Now he just has to troll the crap out of the ponies and go on all kinds of crazy adventures until he figures out a way to leave. What more can you ask for?
Obviously this is supposed to be funny and is in no way serious. I mainly started typing this as an attempt to improve my writing. I'd like to think it has gotten better over time. Hopefully at least someone will enjoy my bad sense of humor. Also, spoiler alert: Paul is a huge jerk.
Finally completed!
Paul, your ordinary everyday sex raptor, goes to Equestria.
Paul, your ordinary every day sex raptor, shows up in his super cool space ship and, along with Halo Man, him and the ponies celebrate a pleasant Christmas morning.