I don't even know why I typed this... v_v Enjoy Gorlok 12 and friends in their lobster ships.
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"So I'm just like, if you want change you can pry it out of my cold dead fingers! And that's how I lost my arm."

"Lol cyborg Barrack Obama, yo crazy man!" Said Gorlok 12 through his laughter.

"Oh shit guys!" Yelled Tommy.

"What?!" Everyone on the mics asked at the same time.

"It's another one of those chapters."

"You mean the ones where we're the mane characters and everybody loves us?"

"Well yes, but they only really love me. You guys are just here to make me look better." Said Tommy as smugly as is possible for a lobster man.

"Oh please," Said Gorlok 12, "I've fought giant man-eating grass hoppers with more charisma than you."

"Now that's just not fair, grass hoppers are loved by all."

"Woah guys, check it out!" Interrupted Arnold. "I can do a headstand."

"How in the nonexistent planes of hell are we supposed to, and I quote, 'check it out'?" Asked Hank while rolling his eyes (which no one could see.)

"I don't know, maybe use your imaginations for once." Responded Arnold.

"I imagine you... AWAY!"

"Lol that won't work on me Han-." Arnold was interrupted as he phased out of existence.

"Daaaaamn girl, you made Arnold disappear!" Said Gorlok 12.

"He was asking for it..."

"Sorry to butt in guys, but I have an important question.... What is love?" Said Kevin.

"No, we're not gonna' start singing that song!" Said Gorlok 12 before any music started playing.

"What, but why not? I love that song."

"Because shut up. Now cyborg Obama, do you have any other funny stories?"

"Well after I got my robot arm some idiot came up to me on the street and started saying that I wasn't born in the U.S. So I was like 'you wanna' bet?' He nodded so I took out a giant quarter and sliced his head in half with it. Then I was all like 'maybe you should put your money where you mouth is!'"

Gorlok 12 found this really funny for some reason.

"I've seen better one-liners on Laffy Taffy wrappers!" Said Hank, not very impressed by cyborg Obama's story.

"Awwww... I tried so hard... I guess I'll just go then." Cyborg Obama promptly packed up his things into a suitcase and stepped out the airlock on the lobster ship and into the horrible vacuum of space where he would drift for all eternity. Until he runs into a star or planet and gets incinerated, that is.

"Damnit Hank!" Yelled Gorlok 12, now done laughing. "First you got rid of Arnold, now cyborg Obama?! What the hell?!"

Hank was deeply saddened by Gorlok 12's statement, he had no idea his fun was causing so much damage. "I'm sorry guys, I guess I forgot that yall have feelings too. I imagine Arnnold back!"

Arnold suddenly reappeared. "Well Hank, I'm glad you learned a valuable lesson about friendship, maybe you can write a letter to Celestia about it later."

"Who the fuck is 'Celestia'?!" Yelled Kyle.

"Oh hey Kyle." Arnold was eager to change the subject. "Did you finish laying those eggs?"

"Yeah... I don't want to talk about it."

"So, how about some omelets?" Asked Hank.

"Hank, if you eats my eggs again I swear I'll be upset for an entire day!" Replied Kyle.

"Woah woah woah, guys, calm down. No ones eating anyone's eggs here. Now I need to ask something very important. Am I the only one who found cracked open batteries in my coffee this morning?" Said Gorlok 12 before they could argue about it any further.

"Yeah..." Replied Kevin nonchalantly. "I think Steve Jobs wants us dead."

"Well in that case, I'll just have to eat his skull next time I see him."

"Skulls are full of calcium." Informed Kevin.

"That they are, Kevin. That they are."

"This reminds me of a pterodactyl I used to date..." Started Tommy before everyone started groaning. "What?"

"Always with the stories about dating this and dating that... Is there anything you haven't dated?!" Asked Gorlok 12.

"I haven't dated.... A CALENDER!"

"Please Tommy, for your own well being, never tell a joke again because I swear if I ever hear something that stupid come from your mouth hole ever again I'm going to funnel so much chlorox bleach down your throat that you'll be peeing white."

"That's not pee!" Said Kyle.

"Anywayyyyyyys." Continued Tommy. "The pterodactyl ate my skull."

"You should write a book about that." Said Hank sarcastically. "You know, because it's such a cool story."

"It would still be a better love story than Twilight..." Said Gorlok 12.

Edward Cullen just happened to walk in right then. "Not cool guys..."

"Get out...." Said Gorlok 12, hate evident in his voice.

Edward didn't even argue, he just hung his head in shame as he headed out the airlock to join cyborg Obama on an epic quest across the empty expanse of space.

"We've done the universe a great service, let it be known that on this day, an ancient evil has been wiped from existence." Said Hank.

"You deserve a metal Gorlok 12!" Yelled Kyle.

"What kind of metal?" Asked Mr. Gorlok.

"All of it."

"Is it edible?"

Arnold couldn't help but laugh at this. "Is it edible?! Of course it is! It's metal you idiot!"

"Metible." Said Tommy.

"FUCK YOU TOMMY!" Yelled Gorlok 12. "I hope the mic native american spirits rape you in your sleep!"

"Come on man, don't say that..."

"You've brought this upon yourself." Said Kevin.

"You shut yours or the only thing I'll be bringing is a punch in the face for each of you!" Yelled Tommy.

"Now Tommy the tank engine. Can I call you that?" Started Hank.

"No."

"I'm going to continue calling you that. Anyways, we're all friends here. No need to rage like a little bitch."

"What kind of bitch?" Asked Arnold.

"What do you mean?" Hank was confusion.

"Well, there's lots of breeds of dogs, what kind of bitch is he?"

"A golden retriever..." Grumbled Hank.

"Retriev-er, I hardly know her!" Said Kyle. Clearly no one but him thought that was funny.

"Kyle, one day you're going to wake up to find that all your vital goo is gone because of that horrid joke." Said a not-very-pleased Gorlok 12.

"Twas worth it!"

"Hey arnold!" Yelled Kevin.

"Yeah what?" He asked.

"No, I was talking about the show."

"Fuck you Kevin, no one even remembers that show..."

"I remember a lot of things." Said Gorlok 12.

"Clearly you don't remember how to keep your mouth shut." Responded Hank.

"You're just being mean all over the place today Hank." Said Kyle.

"Yeah..." Admitted Hank. He clearly didn't care very much that he was being a jerk.

"So... How bout dem centipedes?" Asked Kevin awkwardly.

"I remember this one centipede that I dated." Said Tommy.

"Ooooo, that's fowl!" Gorlok 12 was clearly disgusted by the idea of dating a centipede.

"No, centipedes aren't even birds." Said Tommy.

"He does have a point." Agreed Arnold.

"My finger points." Said Kyle.

"We don't even have fingers, we have lobster claws!" Countered Arnold.

"I have fingers. You want to see them?"

"Yes. But now is not the time for that. We need to talk about who is getting Steve Jobs' ipad after I murder him." Said Gorlok 12.

"Ooo ooo, I want it! I want it!!!" Said Kevin.

"You can have it when you pry it out of my cold dead fingers!" Replied Kyle.

"I'm pretty sure cyborg Obama already said that. -8 points for being unoriginal." Said Gorlok 12.

"Damn. I worked hard for those points..."

"Don't worry, your points didn't die in vane!" Said Arnold. "For I will avenge them!"

"-3 points for trying to avenge an imaginary thing's life." Said Gorlok 12.

"Fuck..." Was the only reply Arnold could give.

"I deserve the ipad because I've been doing push ups all day." Said Hank.

"A valid reason." Replied Gorlok 12. "Anyone else have a good reason why they should get it?"

"I want it because I once put on a pair of socks with little mooses on theme." Said Kevin.

"The plural form of 'moose' is 'mose'." Corrected Gorlok 12. "But a good reason none the less."

"Then who gets it?!" Hank asked.

"I do." Said Gorlok 12. "Lol, you guys mad?!"

"No... Just a little upset." Said Kevin.

"Wait, do you guy hear that?" Asked Gorlok 12.

Everyone listened for a second before Arnold asked, "What?"

"The sound of all your jimmies being rustled."

"Come on Gorlok 12! Haven't my jimmies taken enough damage?!" Asked Kevin.

"I suppose you're right."

"I'm always right." Said Kevin.

"What about when you're left?" Asked Tommy.

"Tommy, I hate every tendon in your body. Every scrap of flesh that composes you deserves to be separated into hundreds of pieces and cast into a giant septic tank."

"Good one Kevin, +2 points for you." Said Gorlok 12.

"How close are you to dinging anyways?" Asked Arnold.

"Like two bars." Replied Gorlok 12 excitedly.

"Cool bean sauce."

"Speaking of cool bean sauce, I'm hungry. When is Steve Jobs gonna make us dinner?"

"I thought you were going to kill him." Said Kevin.

"Oh yeah. Ima go do that." Gorlok 12 said as he got off the mic.

"Now that he's gone let's talk about him behind his back." Said Hank while snickering.

"We have no way of knowing which direction he's facing right now, for all we know we're in front of him or to his side." Said Kevin with his amazing logic skills.

"I suppose you're right..."

Gorlok 12 then came back to his mic. "Hey guys, I was gonna kill him but I found him dead in a pile of his own blood."

"A pile?" Asked Arnold.

"Don't ask. I don't even know how that works..." Said Gorlok 12 with a sigh.

"Ok, did you get his ipad?"

"It was.... Well... It..." Gorlok 12 seemed like he was on the verge of tears. "IT WAS BROKEN!" He finally blurted out as tears streamed from his eyes.

"Broken how?" Asked Kyle.

"Steve Jobs must have snapped it in half before he died..." Said Gorlok 12, now recovering from his very brief crying session.

Suddenly a predator joined their chat. "Sorry Gorlok 12, when I killed Steve Jobs I must have accidently chopped his ipad in half." Of course he said this in the predator clicking language so no one could understand him.

"What's this predaderp doing in here?" Asked Hank.

"I don't know, but he sounds pretty stupid." Replied Arnold.

The predator was very sad that they were making fun of him so he left their chat and flew away in his space ship. Once he was far enough away he decided he was tired and went to sleep. Then the camera zoomed in and suddenly a baby alien burst from his chest. It was a predalien!!!!

"Guys, I'm on chat roulette right now..." Said Tommy.

"Why would you even do that? Everyone on there is just guys touching their pee pee tubes."

"Exactly." Replied Tommy. "I'm one of them."

"Oh god... We didn't need to know about that." Said Kevin.

"Now, Kevin, dear. That's a perfectly natural part of growing up and it's nothing to be ashamed of." Said Arnold.

"Shut up Arnold. Stop putting ideas in his head! Kevin is very impressionable!" Said Gorlok 12.

"Mmmmhmmmm. I am!" Agreed Kevin.

"If he's impressionable why isn't he like, a mime or something? Get it? Because mimes do impressions! I think..." Said Tommy.

"You tried." Said Gorlok 12.

"I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"Don't start quoting Linkin Park now..." Said Hank.

"Fine..."

"Guys, I just realized something!" Yelled Arnold.

"What?" Asked everyone.

"This chapters over!"

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Yep, that was probably the worst chapter ever. I just wanted to type something stupid because I'm really bored and not in the mood to type anything even remotely serious. Now that I think about it, if I typed something serious people might actually like it. Unfortunately I would lose respect for myself if I did that and I don't have very much self respect to start with.