A week had passed, and things had... Well, nothing had really gone back to normal. Everything was still fucked up. The capitol was destroyed, thousands of ponies were dead, and the mental scars would live on for decades. With Gorlok 12, and really every notable enemy, now thoroughly killed I was uncontested.

All the surviving ponies had traveled to Manehattan as it was the closest city that could hold that many refuges. Ponyville was pretty messed up, so they couldn't stay there for the time being. They all hated me and blamed me for what happened as though everything was my fault. Can you believe that? Either way, they couldn't really do anything about me hanging around except direct hateful looks in my direction. Thankfully, I'm immune to hate.

Celestia was pretty upset as her sister and castle staff, as well as hundreds of her little ponies, were killed when the palace was attacked (and nearly leveled). Still, she owed me a favor, and I wasn't going to leave until I got it. It was the only way for me to properly honor Steve's death.

After a lot of prodding and the promise that I'd leave afterwards she agreed, summoning the city's population to the town square. There I had set up a huge projector where everyone could see. Thousands of ponies were in attendance, eager to see what Celestia wanted. No doubt they were expecting an update on the current state of things, and perhaps some good news. Instead, Celestia introduced me and the stage was all mine.

I smiled a huge toothy grin as I turned on the projector, playing a movie for all the ponies. They all gasped in shock before covering the younglings' eyes. Meanwhile I was snickering like mad. Thankfully I had been able to save Steve's hard drive, and he'd recorded Celestia and I having sex. Now all the ponies could see what we had done.

Sadly, it only went on for a matter of moments before Celestia snapped out of her shock and shot a fireball at the huge screen, lighting it on fire. Then she looked at me with unfathomable rage in her eyes. I knew it was about time for me to leave. I turned and walked off with Celestia glaring after me.

I passed Twilight and her friends on the way out of the city. They were still staring towards the screen in horror. The ponies would likely never be able to look at Celestia the same way again after that... But than I noticed something different about Twilight. She smelled different, and I could see a slight bulge to her belly, only noticeable because of my amazing sex raptor eyes. I switched to my x-ray vision that I had the whole time, and saw something shocking.

She was pregnant! The baby didn't look normal, though. It looked like it was part lobster if the claws and tail were any indication. I was somewhat shocked to see this. Apparently Gorlok 12 HAD managed to get her pregnant. I don't know what the hell was up with the two of them, but apparently they had had sex at some point. I briefly considered murdering the abomination offspring of my nemesis, but I decided against it. I'd already killed him... I'd already won.

Believe it or not, but I actually do have a bit of a conscience. Perhaps I did feel a bit bad that everything happened. Sure I don't think it was my fault, but perhaps I could have prevented it if I had acted differently. Then again, I try not to dwell on the past. Hind sight is 20:20, after all.

I turned away from Twilight. I'd leave her to find out on her own... Perhaps maybe the lobster/pony spawn would even grow up and try to kill me. That thought put a smile on my raptor lips. After all, I always need an enemy. Otherwise I'm just a super cool, super powerful sex raptor doing nothing.

With that thought I walked on out of the city and towards a parked lobster ship. Sure I didn't like using lobster technology, even if I had stolen it, but it beat the alternative of spending months building a new ship. I'm far too lazy for that shit.

Getting in the ship, I flew off into space, leaving Pony world and the ponies behind, hopefully forever.

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Hello, friends. Ethesto here.

Wow, I finally finished this massive shit-hole of a story. Don't get me wrong, I think it's funny and I enjoyed typing a lot of it... but damn... It's like 160k words long. That's long, okay?! I almost wish I had directed all that effort to writing stuff that people actually read, but whatever.

I just want to thank you for actually reading this. I also want to insult you. If it weren't for you guys reading this I'd never have felt compelled to spend a ton of time finishing it. FUCK YOU!

You know, I started writing this over 14 months ago. It just seems weird that I've been here for that long. I started writing this originally because I knew I was bad at writing and I wanted practice. I'd like to think I've gotten better...

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