My strange friends, clinical insanity is magic.
Disclaimer: The EBL (Equestrian Board of Literature) has rated this book BBGO (Big Boys and Girls Only) for:
Drug use
Use of alcohol
scenes of graphic and descriptive violence
graphic scenes of sexual intercourse
graphic descriptions of interspecies sex
graphic descriptions of disturbing scenes
Scenes of graphic and cruel brutality
scenes of graphic animal cruelty
liberal use of course language
use of racial and/or ethnic slurs
use of controversial and/or unsettling topics
blood and gore
Update: Done. I really don't know what to do now. Danny finally got a life and moved, so I can't just stop by at his place and do writing with him all the time. So I guess this is the part where i tell you there's no sequel, so be sad I suppose.
Anyway, description: Generic and shallow characters, bad writing, and its a dark, adventure comedy. It appeals to those who need a pick-me-up. If you need a laugh, read this sick filth. Otherwise, go home.
note to people who read the description: waifufags and husbandofags are permitted and encouraged. So get out there and comment about waifus.
31 Chapters:
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Prologue, what is this? I don't even... [Cache]
May 12th, 2013
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the road to Zi... nevermind [Cache]
Feb 1st, 2013
2,527
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The pink menace [Cache]
Feb 1st, 2013
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Foreigner has a song for this somewhere. I'm sure of it. [Cache]
Jul 18th, 2012
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...In another castle. [Cache]
Jul 18th, 2012
2,958
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Adventures with Ahzek [Cache]
Jul 17th, 2012
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oh ho It's Magic [Cache]
Jul 19th, 2012
3,147
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The hell are we wearing? [Cache]
Jul 29th, 2012
2,338
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A True Evil [Cache]
Jul 31st, 2012
4,086
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Got Some Time to Kill [Cache]
Jul 31st, 2012
2,794
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Fifty Shades of F***ed [Cache]
Sep 13th, 2012
1,934
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le chapitre visage de palme [Cache]
Sep 22nd, 2012
1,340
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Pretty much just drugs and sex [Cache]
Oct 20th, 2012
1,511
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mi nem tetszik, nem az, de mi lesz, mint azok nem [Cache]
Nov 3rd, 2012
2,593
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Insanity. [Cache]
Nov 27th, 2012
1,567
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Now with 20% more Danny [Cache]
Dec 1st, 2012
931
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3000 view special [Cache]
Dec 1st, 2012
1,235
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Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: ... [Cache]
Dec 11th, 2012
1,949
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In which Danny commences his relentless siege on the fourth wall. [Cache]
Dec 18th, 2012
1,826
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Like a muthafucking, awesome, pussy getting, ass grabbing, titty touching, sensitive and totally not misogynistic BAWS. [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2013
2,327
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'Till death do us part. [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2013
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What the fuck am I? [Cache]
Jan 4th, 2013
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A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to. [Cache]
Jan 27th, 2013
3,072
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The plot thickens to a consistency of shit. [Cache]
Jan 19th, 2013
7,237
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Sex. No violence, no story, no character development. This is bestial sex. Period. [Cache]
Aug 9th, 2013
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This ain't a scene it's a goddamned arms race. [Cache]
Jan 27th, 2013
6,060
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Omnicidal maniac with a bad appetite. And I'm supposed to be the good one. [Cache]
Jan 29th, 2013
6,342
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6000 viewers. More people saw this than people who saw In the Name of the King. [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2013
1,053
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The End [Cache]
Apr 13th, 2013
287
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The rest of everything. [Cache]
Aug 9th, 2013
8,858
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Coming sometime in the future of a certain time continuum, [Cache]
Dec 8th, 2013
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