Note from Danny; Kyle or "SilverBoulder" Is now sitting at my house, collaborating with me to take over the world with this story. But we need donations. We need mustaches, empty candy boxes, two vials of sulfuric acid, ten eggs, and ten thousand pounds of pancake batter. If you could just send this to the address "The Moon" in "Space" That would be fantastic, our area code is "Universe" in case you need this as well. The highest donator will be rewarded with a free trip on the TARDIS. Also we need recruits, any experts in Touhou would be well appreciated, or just citizens of Gensokyo.

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As we walk along the path back home I move my hand in a lazy motion and levitated a rock, slamming it into Kyle's face with intent to knock him out, but having a shaky grasp on levitation magic it only manages to leave a deep welt on his face.

"That's for implanting your fist in my fuck buddie's face" I say in an amused tone as he holds his face, groaning and cringing in pain before finally responding with:

"You dick! Are you trying to kill me?!" He groans out in pain, glaring angrily at me as I laugh at his new found rage.

"You mad bro?" I comment, still clearly amused by his misery.

"When the fuck did you start using magic, anyway?" He asks quizzically, still glaring at me angrily.

"Ever since the first time you teleported us, which, was just hyper intensive movement. You don't actually have magic, you just have increased physical capability, it's just too fast to notice." I say with a shrug, seeming rather neutral with the subject.

"So you're saying...that I'm just a physical badass, and not magical, technically speaking?" he asks downheartedly.

"ya, pretty much" I respond and pick up another rock, my hand barely moving as it lazily drags across the air and my finger flicks, sending the rock into a tree and making a large dent.

"My next question for you Daniel; Why the fuck didn't you use it before?" He asks in a frustrated tone, glaring at me again.

"Well...I used it on the ceiling of the crystal cave" I note, tilting my head as I shrug at his question.

"Dude, you knocked me out for four hours! And we got captured because of that!" I yells at me and I hold up my hands in the basic silent 'watch out guys, we got a badass over here' body gesture.

"Well, I had fun, I don't know about you" I say with a sly grin, showing my crooked teeth.

"I had to pretend to be a union worker to rescue you from bondage" He says in an increasingly angered tone.

"Well..it was more like rape, but, whatever" I say with a shrug, lifting the loose rubble off the ground with the movement and dropping it with my shoulders.

Kyle then seemed to resign himself to his defeat, likely fed up with my being an asshat constantly.

Off a little to the side the rest of the group started clapping as Celestia commented "Good show" to the back and forth between me and Kyle, I of course felt like a b@wss, but I'm sure Kyle felt like shit. This in mind I finally just decide to let him cool down and give him a break.
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**A lot of walking and comments later**
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"Sorry, for being a dick about everything and stuff" I state in a sincere manner, meaning my apology, for the most part.

Kyle sighs a bit and nods "It's fine, I guess" he says and holds his hand out for a peace brohoof.

I brohoof him before smiling, once more showing my crooked teeth as I ask "So, how would you feel about carrying me for a while?" in a once more cheerful and amused tone, still smiling.

"Dude, why don't you ask Celestia, I'm sure she owes you one for when she was riding you." He says in a much more content tone than earlier.

Celestia blushes at this, giving a shy smile as she mutters "oh my" Luna, of course, giggling a little at her sister's embarrassment. I blush just a bit to, but quickly return to my state of non-caring.

Pinkie pie is chatting it up with Fluttershy as Glenn rides on Fluttershy's back, still playing his DS and seeming to still give no fucks.

Without further prompting Celestia walks up from behind me and lifts me up onto her back, carrying me as Kyle had suggested. I flinched a bit, surprised by the sudden gesture but, again, return to giving no fucks as I place my hands on her shoulder blades, balancing myself and smiling at her kindly, her smiling back with a slight blush on her face.
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**Who gives a french-toast amount of time later**
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We finally arrive back in Ponyville, mostly tired and all of us ready to just lay down and take a nap as all of the chit-chat and commenting ended a while back. Glenn, Kyle, and I were dropped off at Twilights house, Celestia kissing my cheek, Luna kissing Kyle's cheek, and Fluttershy kissing Glenn's cheek, who promptly did not give any fucks.

With Luna, Celestia, and Fluttershy leaving, and Vinyl having left some time ago to go do DJ things I guess, Kyle, Glenn, and I, just passed out on the floor in Twilight's house, finally getting a bit of time for real rest after the long adventure that we had gone through.