There used to be a warning here. Fuck that.

Vinyl flushed just a little as she saw me stripping out of coat and shoes. Next came the damned collared shirt and tie, then the undershirt. Soon I was in just my pants. I liked the pants, the pants were comfy, I could at least sleep in them. I walked over the huge nightstand, and looked at myself in the gigantic gold framed mirror, nothing. Right, vampire, I don't show up in a mirror. I shrugged and looked into the basin of water on the stand. Nothing there either. I dipped my hands into the water and washed my face off. It felt good to have water on my face, even if I didn't really need it to not live anymore.

As I grabbed a conveniently placed towel to dry my face, I noticed something different about my forearm, it was damned muscled. I looked down and saw that my body was in better shape than it had ever been before. I had a fucking six pack, my arms were ripped, all in all, I felt way better about myself. It was pretty cool and all, but I had a long night coming, and I was not fun to deal with when I was tired.

I walked back over the bed and lay down in it next to Vinyl. I rested my head on the pillow and looked up at the ceiling. I didn't feel even remotely drowsy, so I tried turning to the right. I closed my eyes and relaxed. Still nothing. I opened my eyes and sighed, turning to the other side, I found myself face to muzzle with Vinyl, who was giving me the dirtiest, most mischievous look I had ever gotten from any female.

"What?" I smiled and asked.

Vinyl's smile got a little wider, and her half lidded eyes screamed 'go for it' as she regarded me. Her voice was barely above a whisper, and sounding all the sexier because of it. "Can't sleep?" She asked.

"Nah. Not tired." I sighed.

"I bet I can fix that." Vinyl whispered into my ear. "But first, you might want to lock the door." She said quietly with her mouth almost in my ear.

That damn door was locked so quickly, the blankets had barely fallen in before I was back in them.

"Well, you're a fast one aren't you?" Vinyl giggled .

"When I want to be." I whispered simply.

"How fast do you want this to go?" Vinyl asked as she planted a kiss on my lips. Dammit! I was gonna do that first. Oh well, make the most with what you get. Vinyl began to pull away, but I reached a hand around and pulled her back to me. I pushed her as close to me as I could, passionately loving her tongue with mine. She let out a cute little muffled squeal of surprise, but soon surrendered to me with a groan of pleasure. Being that we were not constrained by such things as oxygen deprivation, we held it for a good five minutes before breaking contact. A thin rope of saliva trailed out as we parted lips, connecting to both our tongues.

"Mmmh. Yeah. You really know your stuff." Vinyl moaned sensually as she nuzzled my neck. My only response was to run my hand through her mane, feeling her soft hair, taking in her scent. It smelled like mint and record studio. The studio smell should have been obvious, but mint was unexpected, and absolutely sexy. "I want you." She said suddenly, accentuating her point by stroking my loins with a forehoof.

I moved to respond in kind, it was only fitting after all. I reached my hand down to feel in between her thighs, I knew when I had found what I was feeling for because she was leaking like a faucet, a sexy, sweet faucet. I stroked her little slit as she rested her head in the crook of my neck. Every once in a while, I would slide a finger in just far enough to illicit a little moan from her. After a few minutes of this, Vinyl pushed my hand away and stood up on the bed. She pulled the sheet away from me, revealing my bare chest and pants clad body. She smiled and tried to grab my pants with her forehooves, she tugged at them, but they didn't come off.

"Really? What kind of clothes are these?" She muttered angrily.

I did a little chuckle, and undid the button, allowing her to slip my pants off, revealing my underwear. "You gotta be kidding me. It wasn't this hard the first time." Vinyl sighed as she slipped off my undergarments, revealing my half erect member, previously stimulated by her gentle ministrations. Without word or hesitation, she took it in her forehooves and began running her tongue along its rapidly growing length. The feeling of her wet tongue on me was enough to get me more than ready. When my rod was sufficiently teased, without pausing, she took over half of it into her mouth. I was not expecting such sudden stimulation, and I nearly lost it inside her right then, I managed to drag myself back just in time. I lay there for a few moments, watching her at work, head bobbing up ad down, her hair obscuring just enough of her face to make it even more sexy.

Eventually, I could feel myself nearing release, but I held it back and softly pushed Vinyl off of me. She understood what I wanted, and presented her hindquarters to me, swaying her backside slowly back and forth. I brushed her tail away, revealing her leaking entrance. She had clearly been looking forward to this for a while, but I wasn't ready to give in just yet. I leaned my head in closer to her warm, dripping sex, inhaling the scent of her little lady slit. It smelled of ozone and sugar, definitely not the combination I was expecting, but it didn't matter, I was going to eat her out anyway.

"C'mon baby. What are you waiting for? New Year's?" If she only knew. Did they have a song for surprise oral? Whatever.

I suddenly pressed my face into her marehood and ran my tongue through her dripping wet vagina. She tasted like vanilla jellybeans, so basically like sweet candy times five. Vinyl was hilariously unprepared for an oral assault, and she quickly admitted defeat in the form of letting out a surprised yelp followed by a loud moaning. She was trembling like a leaf now, her rear legs gave out, and she collapsed onto the bed, groaning and writhing in shameless ecstasy. I continued my merciless assault on her quivering slit, loving every little moan and shiver my loving was causing her. After a few more moments, I felt her tighten up, and removed my face from her less than a second before she sprayed lady juices all over the bed. soaking the sheets with liberal amounts of femcum.

"You are awesome!" Vinyl exclaimed in the throes of her orgasm.

"I try." I said simply, then smiled.

"Now it's my turn, and this time, I won't take no for an answer." She said determinedly, clearly adamant about fucking me.

Vinyl tackled me and pinned me underneath her, pressing her mouth to mine and giving me another passionate kiss. The taste of her lips, mixed with the taste of her mouth, was even better than just one of them. She continued to hold the kiss as she slowly lowered herself onto my shaft. Our moans were lost in each other's mouths as we held our lips together, but it was an amazing feeling to be inside her. Her walls clamped down on me like vice. Vinyl went all the way down, then back up, then down again. You get the picture. After another minute of this, she took her lips off of mine and focused on moving. Before long I was moving with her, our movements matching like a perfect dance, my hands were on her front flanks, her hooves on my chest, her eyes locked with mine. She rode me for a few minutes, her pace slowly increasing as time went on, along with the frequency of her ecstatic moans. Eventually, her movements seemed to reach a fevered pitch, I was at my limit, I wasn't going to hold it back much longer, luckily, she came first, her pussy walls clamped down on my rod and pushed me over the edge. She hilted me as we both reached our climaxes in near perfect unison.

Vinyl collapsed into my arms and lay there for a few minutes. Neither of us spoke, we didn't need to. We lay together and shared our silent love. I looked up at the ceiling as stroked Vinyl's mane while she rested her head against my shoulder. There was a smile that some would consider goofy etched into my face. Of course, anything but the stoic look made me look goofy. After some time, Vinyl lifted herself off of me, leaking small amounts of male and female jizz out of her well loved sex slit. She lay her head down next to mine, a huge smile glued on her muzzle, her huge eyes boring into me. She whispered softly to me: "Are you tired now?"

"Are you?" I replied softly.

"Not really. I have trouble sleeping sometimes." Vinyl sighed.

"I think we can fix that. After all, we do have all day." I smiled as I spoke softly into her ear.

"I think you're getting the hang of this dirty talk thing." Vinyl giggled.

"See? I told you I try."

"Wanna go again?"

"You bet your sweet vampiric horseflank I do."

There used to be a monologue of me bitching like a sissy here, but you know what? fuck that.