It was all finally over. Bloodmoon was dead, my wife was pregnant, and Glenn found true love in a female horse, just like me. How did i get a pony pregnant? Well you see, you take a dollop of fairy dust, mix it with sperm, and shove it up your wife's vagina. Anyway, here we were, ready to accept our medals, except for Danny because he was late like a fucking retard. Well, at least I wouldn't have to deal with him.

"A wizard is never late!" Daniel shouted as he ran down the aisle. "he arrives precisely when he means t-!" Suddenly Daniel tripped and fell, and a loud crack echoed through the room as his head hit the ground. For a moment, there was silence, as everyone in the room stood dumbfounded at the sight of Danny lying motionless on the ground, but then Glenn slowly stepped down, a stricken look across his face as he marched slowly towards our fallen friend. I followed him a moment later, an equally shocked look splitting my features. Glenn moved towards him and bent over to check his pulse.

"He's dead." Glenn said simply as he looked up. "I guess he was right, he did say if he ever fell, he would probably die." Glenn said emotionlessly. Everyone else in the room gasped except for me and Vinyl.

"Are you crying?" Glenn asked as he saw tears building up in my eyes.

"Yes!" I shouted as I began sobbing and weeping. "I just, I always loved a happy ending!" I said through my tears.

Then there was much rejoicing.

The End