Am I dead or this some really heavy trip brought on by loads of painkillers?
I was going, however reluctantly, to my 15th high school reunion. I hadn't attended any of the others, but I thought an appearance was in order. I wanted to see if anyone else in my generation had failed as miserably as I. The trip was supposed to be a two hour flight from San Antonio, TX to Philadelphia, PA, then a three hour drive to NE Pennsylvania.
Halfway through the flight, we caught turbulence. The turbulence got exponentially worse as the flight went on. One hour, fifteen minutes after take off, the right wing sheared off the Boeing 747. Then the left engine exploded. I'm pretty sure everyone on-board died. In fact, I should be very much so many parts per million of subatomic particles.
I wasn't though; I am missing a left calf, my left arm is torn to shreds, my back shattered, and my right arm broken horribly so I really SHOULD HAVE died. Considering my current condition, I kinda wish I had… And if weren't for these technicolor pony hallucinations finding me, I'm pretty sure I would have.
This has to be a dream… Is this Heaven, Hell, or some perverse Purgatory? (I don't even believe in purgatory; what the fuck?!) It's likely I'm in a coma and this is some incredibly realistic dream. God help me, if I'm not dead, if I survived the mid air explosion, then where in the fuck am I?!
Expect some Twi-bashing and some Dash-bashing as well. Twilight, as a character, is pretty cool, but not my favorite pony. ArDee can be annoying at times… Also, fair warning, every fifteen chapters there will be an anachronism chapter. Wiki it if you don't know what it means…
Updates will occur whenever I have time to do so. Real life be kicking my ass…
Theme songs:
Phase One: Wake Me Up by Amicii
Phase Two: Pinch Me by Barenaked Ladies
Phase Three: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk
Phase Four: Blow Me (One Last Kiss) by P!nk
Phase Five: Brave by Sara Bareilles
FWB Theme Song: Airplanes by B.O.B. featuring Hailey Williams
Currently looking for editors, proofreaders, and possibly prereaders. Interested? Send me a note.
Cover Art by Gregan811.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is © Hasbro Inc. 2010-2019.
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1 Frying Pan to Fryer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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2 Technicolor Dream Coat be Damned [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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3 Day of Infamy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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4 Permanent Layover [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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5 Savage Beasts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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6 Tripping Major Ballsack [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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7 Little Lambs Eat Ivy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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8 If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Take The Blue Pill [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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9 Cart Before the Horse [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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10 If Wishes Were Horses [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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11 String Theory [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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12 Counting Sheep and Running Out [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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13 Curiosity and Cats [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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14 Confessions: Rainbow Dash [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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15 ¤ High on the Mountaintop ¤ [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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16 Confessions: Fluttershy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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17 Chekhov's Gun [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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18 I Scream, You scream, We All- … LINE! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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19 And Then There Was Gilda… [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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20 Friends in High Places [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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21 This Should Be Played at High Volume, Preferably in a Residential Area [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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22 The Object of My Affection [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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23 Women & Children & Cowards, ATTACK! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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24 For Pony! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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25 A Murder of Crows [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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26 Operation: Foalsitter [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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27 Wicked, Trixie, False [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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28 My Little Human: Acquaintance is Chaos [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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29 911 Is a Joke (in My Town) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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30 ¤ 238,460 Miles ¤ [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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31 Falling in Love is Hard on the Knees [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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32 To Hurt The Ones We Love [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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33 Lone Star State of Mind [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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34 An Apple Blossom Faire [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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35 Welcome 2 the Family [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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36 Date Nite [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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37 The Obligatory Grand Galloping Gala Chapter [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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38 You've Got to Know When To Fold 'Em [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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39 Let's Start a Riot, Part 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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40 Let's Start a Riot, Part 2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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41 Domestication [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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42 Reach Out And Touch Someone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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43 The Melancholy of Sunset Shimmer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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44 Confessions: Princess Luna [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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