I Hate You All - Part One In The Dawnbreaker Trilogy
Now part of the extended Millerverse!
Part One in the Dawnbreaker Trilogy! Check out Part Two here!
It's got clichés! It's got action! It's got foul language and cheap humor!
Ryan Miller, after heaving himself into an all-too-clichéd partially unexplained Vortex-o-Doom that opened up after his twin cousins and a Doctor with a time machine nearly ended the world, finds himself in a place that very well may kill him.
A place so full of kindness and friendship that it could make him vomit just thinking about it.
Ryan Miller is not a nice person.
However, everything is not what it seems in Equestria, as a looming threat steadily grows on the horizon. Uncovering a vast political conspiracy and the dark underbelly of what at first seems to be a carefree paradise, the very borders of the universe are at stake and all of reality may come unraveled!
And our (almost) hero could not possibly give a shit less.
Will the only human in Ponyville save the day?
Or will he even make it home alive?
FIND OUT IN THIS NOT VERY EPIC STORY BEFORE THE NOT VERY EPIC CONCLUSION!
Credit for the awesome story cover goes directly to Ikemtz16, who worked tirelessly to pour his awesomesauce onto paper and give it life.
40 Chapters:
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Didn't See That Coming [Cache]
May 16th, 2014
2,557
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I Don't Even Like Cereal [Cache]
Jan 12th, 2014
2,047
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Sleeping Beauty Has Brain Damage [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
2,134
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The Emperor's New Psychological Trauma [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
5,091
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Dear Princess Trollestia [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
3,005
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All That Glitters [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
1,678
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An Unexpected Friendship Lesson From Experiment #626 [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
1,676
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Misery Loves Company [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,102
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Kill Da Wabbit, Kill Da Wabbit! [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,187
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8-Bits By Bits [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
2,433
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A Faustian Bargain [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,645
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Boast Burners [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
3,233
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Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,129
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Is That A Lighter In Your Pocket? [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
3,195
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Sweet Music [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,326
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Should Have Turned My Swag Off [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,761
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Poetic Justice [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,847
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I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
4,589
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Bender Of The Millenium [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
3,858
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You Done Goofed [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
3,883
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Silence In The Library [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
7,164
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Murphy's Coffee [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
6,116
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I'm An Ordinary Guy, Burning Down The Schoolhouse [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
3,655
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Call Me Superman [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
5,280
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You've Been Hit By, You've Been Struck By A Smooth Changeling [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
6,604
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Changeling Bait [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2014
3,901
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SURPRISE, MOTHERBUCKER! [Cache]
Jul 10th, 2013
6,833
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Damned Dirty Ape [Cache]
Jul 14th, 2013
5,643
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The Chrysalis Effect [Cache]
Jul 19th, 2013
7,125
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Psst! Don't Drop The Toast. [Cache]
Jul 22nd, 2013
6,832
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Sins Of The Father [Cache]
Jul 26th, 2013
5,552
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So Sweet And Tasty [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2013
5,944
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(Big) Daddy Issues [Cache]
Nov 4th, 2013
8,409
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I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me [Cache]
Nov 5th, 2013
9,289
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Cloak And Dagger [Cache]
Oct 4th, 2013
3,246
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Taking A Huge (Exposition) Dump [Cache]
Nov 22nd, 2013
2,326
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Speak Of The Devil [Cache]
Nov 25th, 2013
3,566
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The Best Night Ever [Cache]
Nov 29th, 2013
3,880
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You May Say I'm A Dreamer [Cache]
Jan 14th, 2014
2,473
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Bullet With Draconequus Wings [Cache]
Jan 15th, 2014
6,288
Other Titles in this Series:
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He's a selfish, antagonistic, profane and violent nobody, hell-bent on either getting home or leaving everything else in smoldering ruin. They're the Elements of Harmony. Let the chaos commence.
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Discord, stripped of his powers and cast to Earth, drags the mane six along for the ride. Things spiral further out of control when Discord rises even without magic, and it seems that there are greater powers at work...