I want to bake scones, that’s all. I want a nice Manehatten storefront where I can bake scones all day long and make a profit off these uptight city punks. Is that too much to ask for?
But no. Instead, I get to wake up in a secret lab somewhere, lose all my memories, stop a plague from destroying the city, and play monster for ponies in dark suits and blue goggle to hunt down. Sure, I got sweet shape-shifting powers out of the deal, but I never wanted any of this.
I just want to bake scones!
A Prototype CrossoverContains visceral violence and harsh language, but nothing above what the game has.*
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*May contain explosions, conspicuous consumption of biomass, involuntary neutering, slicing and dicing, humor, and more.