If This Is Hell, I've Been A Good Boy.
...Or it's the multicoloured wonderland that I've found my ass unceremoniously dropped into by fate itself, who unluckily pulled my golden ticket out of the Go-Fuck-Myself lottery.
Lucky me.
Follow our protagonist, Alexander Ian Greyson, as he discovers his place in the world of our favourite Equine friends, where he will take part in multiple key events in the shows' history, fight beings he should literally stand no realistic chance against, and maybe even find love?
It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and can (and will be) a sarcastic but hilarious arsehole at the best of times. Gather round kids, it's fun for the whole family!
AN
(This story starts at the beginning of FiM, so good ol' Alex will take part in many main events in the show throughout the story. Also, the story may contain some dark humour, a Brit, references to things that no other member of the story will understand, and a lot of profanity. Like, a lot of profanity. I mean seriously, if there was a scale from 1-10 of how much profanity this story contains, the scale would break and twist itself into a middle finger. With this in mind, I'll keep the rating at T. Should the story be required to be upped to the oh so family friendly M, I will do so. Gore *may* be mentioned, though not to the point where it gets too morbid. Graphic scenes, such as sex and/or death, will not be written. Sorry lads, maybe next time.)
27 Chapters:
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Fuck You, Murphy [Cache]
Apr 24th, 2018
1,764
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Kansas? We're Not Even On Earth Anymore [Cache]
Jun 17th, 2018
2,209
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Call Me Greyson, Sweetheart [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
3,454
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Welcome to the Enter-For-Death forest! Population: Soon to NOT Be Me! [Cache]
Jul 23rd, 2018
4,382
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Literally Saving The Day [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
4,925
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It Aint No Chocolate Factory [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
4,069
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Just Take The Help, Goddammit! [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
5,075
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Oh Now You've Fucked Up [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
5,677
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A Royal Welcome [Cache]
Jul 18th, 2018
5,088
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When Life Gives You Lemons... [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
4,375
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I Guess I'd Better Get Comfortable [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
4,998
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Stargazing [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
2,773
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Oh Hey, I'm Legal Now [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
3,344
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I Leave For A Week, And This Is What Happens? [Cache]
Jun 14th, 2018
4,033
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No Lions, No Tigers, But Bears? Oh My! [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
3,554
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Why Did The Greyson Cross The Road? [Cache]
Jun 14th, 2018
3,015
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Evicting A Dragon? It Must Be Tuesday [Cache]
Jun 14th, 2018
8,117
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Death Via Adorableness [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
4,775
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Seriously You Guys, I'm Gonna Throw A Fit, Cause This Rhyming Malarky, Can Go Eat Sh- [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
9,876
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His Holiness, Alexander Greyson I [Cache]
May 31st, 2018
3,612
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Out Of The Frying Pan... [Cache]
Apr 15th, 2018
4,412
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...Into The Fire [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
2,264
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Ain't That A Kick In The Head [Cache]
Jun 16th, 2018
7,198
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Unexpected, Though Not Unwelcome in the Slightest [Cache]
Apr 9th, 2018
5,921
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Prelude To The Gala [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2018
7,243
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A Night to Remember [Cache]
May 30th, 2018
6,831
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A Good Reason [Cache]
Aug 2nd, 2018
8,639