Be Our Guest

Morning came quickly, and I found myself rather excited about what was happening both today, and for the rest of the week. I'd been invited to stay at the castle with the royal sisters, so as for them to both get to know me better, and to figure out what exactly they had to do with me. After all, I was an alien to their kind, and they probably wanted to find a way to get me back to my own planet. 'Or universe. I'm still not sure exactly.'

To help me prepare for the upcoming week, the girls had decided to come to the library earlier than I was expecting, hoping to both see me off and to ensure I looked presentable. The latter especially applied to both Twilight and Rarity, who were fussing over my mannerisms and appearance, respectively.

"Ow.....ow......OW....ow-"

"Darling, please! I can't concentrate when you keep moving your head around." Rarity complained, moving the comb away from my head. 'Concentrate on what? Scalping me?'

"Well, perhaps I'd stop moving my head if you stopped trying to rip my hair out." I shoot back, much to the amusement of the rest of the girls, before yelping again when the comb shoots through my hair one last time. Sending a glare to the seamstress, I turn my attention to Twilight.

"Do you remember what to do when greeting the Princess?" Questioned Twilight. 'This again? How many times has she asked me that now? A dozen at least.'

"Yes, yes I remember. Bow, kiss her hoof, bend the knee, proclaim my eternal allegiance and whatnot. Don't worry, Sparky, I got this." I say, though the look on her muzzle didn't exactly have me believing that I'd reassured her.

"You need to be taking this seriously, Greyson! These are the princesses! They could banish you, or imprison you, or-"

"Oh please. If they wanted to banish me, they would have done so after last night." I say, cutting her off.

"What happened last night?" Questioned Rainbow.

"Oh, I more or less sent a scroll to Celestia, calling Twilight a twat and telling her to go fuck herself." I nonchalantly reply, as if it were a common occurrence. It wasn't. This statement brought mixed reactions from the ponies in the room. Whilst Applejack, Fluttershy and Rarity wore faces of pure shock, Rainbow and Pinkie were both rolling on the floor, their laughter echoing throughout the library. Twilight, however, had her head between her hooves, muttering something I couldn't hear. Unable to resist further embarrassing the poor unicorn, I reach over and wrap my arms around her, pulling her to my chest, laughing at the adorable *eep* she let out as I did it. Moments later, I released the mare, oblivious to the dumb smile on her face.

Before I could further antagonise the poor unicorn, we all turn to a knock at the door, which Spike rushes to get. Opening it, he steps to the side, allowing an armoured, orange Pegasus' stallion to enter the library, his gaze turning towards me.

"Are you Mr Greyson?" He asks, much to my annoyance. 'They just won't learn, will they.'

"Yes, this is Mr Greyson." Answers Rainbow, trying her hardest not to break down in another fit of giggles, along with the rest of the mares. Flipping her off, I turn to the guard.

"Cheers, skittles. Yes, I am the only and only Greyson. No Mr, though, please. It bugs me something chronic." At this, the stallion's eyes widen, standing up straighter.

"My apologies, sir. I meant no offense."

"Eh, none taken. Don't worry about it, mate." I reassure the guardspony, who visibly relaxes. "So, I take it you're here to whisk my fine self off to the castle?"

"Yes sir. There is a carriage outside awaiting to transport you to the castle. We're ready to go when you are, sir." And with that, he exits the library. A few moments later, and we had left the library as well, gazing at the carriage that had been parked just outside. Along with the guardspony that had spoken to me just before, there was another pony guarding it, also being a pair of Pegasus, who was giving me a curious look. 'Probably wasn't expecting anything like me.' Looking at the carriage, however, I notice a sizeable problem.

"Will I even be able to fit inside that?" I ask, gesturing to the carriage. The problem with it being that it was designed for ponies, not humans.

"The princess had personally chosen this carriage on account of it being the largest one available. It should do, sir." Replies the same stallion from before.

"Fair enough. If I suffocate to death in there, blame Celestia." I say, before turning back to face the mares. "Well girls, my uber's here, so I'd best be off."

"What's an uber?" Asks Twilight. 'Something unreliable.'

"Human joke." I reply. Exchanging goodbyes (and hugs) with the mares, I climb into the carriage, thankfully managing to not break my neck in the process. Looking out of the window, I wave to the mares as the carriage ascends, gazing wondrously at Ponyville as we climb higher and higher into the sky, before the carriage begins heading away from the town, and towards the mountain based city of Canterlot. Deciding to just enjoy the ride, I make myself comfortable, content with viewing the vast landscapes of Equestria from the air.

Looking over the city of Canterlot, I can't help but be impressed. When I first arrived in Equestria, I couldn't understand how the city was even able to stand. Now, I'm able to understand why. 'So the place is supported from underneath, eh? Fair enough. But what if something managed to destroy them? The whole city would collapse. A couple of well placed detonations and that would be it. Gone. Still an impressive architectural accomplishment, though, I'll give them that.' Looking past the city, however, my eyes settle on our destination. The royal castle itself, home of the princesses. 'So that's where I'm staying? Holy hell. Lucky me.'

A minute later and the carriage is descending into the courtyard, where I notice a uniquely armoured unicorn awaiting our arrival. Whilst every other guard I had ever seen wore what seemed like the standard issue golden armour, this one was wore an entirely different set of purple and gold. 'Is that....Roman? Greek? Whatever it is, it looks sick and I want it.' Realising that this unicorn was most likely a high ranking officer of sorts, respect would need to be given to the stallion, lest I find myself thrown into a cell.

"We have arrived, sir." Called out the same Pegasus from earlier, before opening the doors. Stepping outside, I crack my shoulders and turn to the guard.

"Cheers for the ride, mate." I say, before turning to the officer, who was busy looking me up and down. 'Probably thinking whether or not I'm a threat. I probably am, but only their sanity.' Moments later, he salutes me, which I return. 'Heh, he may not be that bad.'

"Welcome to the royal castle, Mr Greyson." 'CUNT!' "I am Shining Armour, Captain of the Royal guard, and I've been ordered to bring you to her majesty the princess upon your arrival." He says, before gesturing for me to follow him.

"Alrighty then, let's go." I reply, coming up to the side of him. Wanting to get more than his name and rank, I start up a conversation with the guy. "So, Captain. How are the princesses of late?"

"They are perfectly fine, Mr Gr-"

"Greyson. Call me Greyson, no Mr." At this interruption, his eyes widen like the previous guard.

"I'm sorry, I mean no offence, but her majesty gave us orders that we either refer to you as 'Sir' or 'Mr Greyson'." 'I am going to slap her.

"Oh, I bet she did, the cheeky mare."

"Am I missing something, sir?" He asks, confused yet still walking forwards, opening a set of doors with his magic.

"Little joke between myself and the princess. I hate being called Mr, for reasons unimportant, whilst she loves it." I explain to the now surprised captain. "Five bits says she'll say something like 'Hope the guards didn't trouble you' or something like that. You game?" I ask, a grin on my face, hand outstretched. Chuckling, he nods.

"Alright, Greyson. You're on." He replies, shaking my hand.

"That's the spirit, buddy." 'Well go you, Grey. You're already making new friends, and with the captain of the guard no less. Keep it up, you could befriend a prince. Wouldn't that be an achievement.'

Making our way through castle's halls, we finally reach the throne room. Turning to me, Shining Armour speaks up. "Here we are, the throne room. Princess Celestia will be awaiting inside. Just let me get the do-" He's unable to finish however, before I throw open the doors to the throne room, taking delight in the surprise on both his face and the faces within. Mainly, the guards and Princess Celestia herself.

"Princess! It's great to see you again. I gotta say, loving the castle so far." I say, swaggering into the throne room, much to the shock of both the guards stationed at the door and Shining Armour, who was busy facehoofing his embarrassment away, much to my amusement. Turning to the princess, I watch as she gracefully descends from her throne and towards me, shaking her head at my antics.

"Aah, Greyson my friend. I do hope my guards didn't give you too much hassle on the way here?" She asks, a playful smirk on her muzzle. Catching the bag of bits coming from a grumbling captain of the guard, I shake my head.

"None whatsoever. So, how are things?"

"Busy. Running a kingdom and dealing with my sister leaves barely any time for relaxation, but I do believe that things have calmed down." 'Oh yea, where is Luna?"

"Speaking of, where is Luna anyway?" I ask, looking around in case I'd somehow missed the dark princess.

"She shall be joining us in my study. Shall we make our way there?" She asks, gesturing with her wing to a nearby set of doors.

"Sure, why not. Not like I have anything else to do." I say, before she swats me with her other wing. Sending a playful glare her way, she happily returns it, before turning to Shining Armour.

"Captain, you are dismissed." She says to the stallion, who salutes and begins heading out of the room. "If you're looking for my niece, she'll be in her room." She informs the stallion, a knowing smile on her muzzle. Blushing, the stallion nods and heads a different direction. 'Oh? Captain's got a mare? Nice one. Wait, NIECE? Fucking A, Cap! Good job'

"You have a niece?" I turn to the princess, surprised at this piece of information.

"Adopted niece. Along with a distant nephew, as well. I also have a sister, if you haven't already heard." She remarks. I can only roll my eyes at the sarcastic royal.

"Oh hardy har, excuse me for not knowing the royal family as intimately as I should do. I'm only a peasant, forgive me your highness." I reply, bowing for effect, before recieving another wing to the the face. Spitting out a loose feather, she laughs. "Christ, what is it with you mares and hitting me with things? Sparky with her books, Rainbow with her hoof and you with your wings." I say, joining in with the princess's melodious laughter.

"Oh, this will be an interesting week, Greyson. Come, let us join Luna in the study." And with that, the pair of us left the throne room and down the hall.

"You should know, my sister has been rather anxious about today." Celestia said, halfway to our destination. 'Oh?'

"Really? Bit clingy, that mare. Only took her on one date and she's already excited about the next?" I jokingly say. Turning to the thump behind me, the pair of us realise that I'd been heard by one of the mares, who, in shock, tripped over herself and dropped everything she'd been carrying. Feeling sorry for the poor mare, I walk over and offer her a hand, helping her to pick up all that had been dropped, much to her surprise.

"Thank you sir, but there was really no need." She says, as I hand her the final item that had been dropped.

"No can do, sweetheart. I am a gentleman, and shall act like one." I say, hand on heart and putting on a comical accent, much to the amusement of both the princess and the maid. Hell, I'm pretty sure I saw one of the guards smirk ever so slightly. 'Stoic bastards, these ones. Bet they could give the Queen's Guard a run for their money.' Blushing, the maid gives me a smile and continues on her way.

"My, my. Such a gentlecolt, Greyson. Who knew you could be such a hit with the mares?" Remarked a grinning Celestia.

"Don't fret, my fair princess. You know I only have eyes for you." I shoot back, sending a wink her way. This gets another laugh from the princess.

"I'm sure many mares will be heartbroken at the news."

"Meh, I'll invite them to our wedding. It'll cheer them up."

"Oh, I'm sure it will. Now come, the study is just around the corner." The princess says, and with that, we continue on our merry way. A minute later and we find ourselves at another door. "Ah, here we are. Luna should be just inside." Knocking on the door, Celestia opens it with her magic, and we both enter. However, there was one problem. Luna was nowhere to be soon. "Luna?" Called out Celestia, getting no answer. "Strange. Perhaps she may not have woken up yet." 'Woken up?'

"Tia, it's like one in the afternoon. Even I don't sleep this long, and I'm the laziest human you know." The princess raises an eyebrow at this.

"You're the only human I know." 'No shit?'

"Exactly, so take it from me." I say, before sitting down and falling backwards on a set of cushions. Poking her head out of the door, Celestia asks a nearby guard to check on Luna's chambers, and to bring her here if she was there. With that done, she makes her way to an opposite set of cushions just opposite of me, before staring at me. We hold a small staring contest, before I break the silence. "What?"

"Hmm?"

"You've been staring at me for a good minute now. See anything you like?" I ask, wiggling my eyebrows, getting a flirtatious smile in response.

"Well, you have a rather....interesting physique, to say the least. You resemble the minotaur species, exce-" 'Wait WHAT?

"Wait, Minotaurs? Like, big, hairy, majorly muscular minotaurs? They're here as well?" I say, before realising that I'd interrupted one half of the Equestrian monarchy. 'Sue me.' Chuckling at my sudden change of behaviour, she nodded.

"Indeed they are, though I am unsure as to where they originate from, as they are a rather rare sight. I have heard of one, however, who has been travelling around, giving lessons on 'Assertive Techniques'. Rather interesting, to say the least."

"Heh, go figure. Speaking of interesting things, what are you, exactly?" At this, the looks confused. 'Oh wait, let me try that again. "Let me rephrase that. What pony are you? Like, you got the unicorns, pegasus, and the...uh...ground ponies?"

"Earth ponies." She corrects me.

"Yea, them. But I never got round to asking that encyclopedia student of your's what kind of pony you or your sister are. Like, you have a unicorn and wings, and whatever it is the Earth ponies get. Strength, is it? Are you basically like, the Aryan race of ponykind?"

"I don't know what an Aryan race is, but if you mean a master race of sorts, then you would not be far off. As an Alicorn, I possess the qualities of all three races of ponies. The magic of a unicorn, the flight of a pegasus, and the strength of an earth pony." She shows this by rising to her full height, extending her wings and levitating multiple objects around the room, pouring tea in both our cups and cutting slices of cake onto a pair of plates. 'Fuck me, how much does she want? Leave some for Luna, whenever she gets it here that is.' "At the same time, Alicorns are both blessed and cursed with a form of immortality." If she didn't have my attention before, she had just gotten it now. 'Holy shit. Immortality..? Jesus Christ.'

"Did you say....Immortality?" She nods. "Whoa...wait, you said blessed and cursed. What do you mean?" I ask. At this, she sighs.

"It is not true immortality, per say, but a way of ageing indefinitely. Upon fully maturing, our bodies stay the same way for the rest of our lives, never looking older nor younger. However, we can still die through physical means, such as a disease or from a fatal spell, though it would need to be a very strong one in both cases. As for the curse, it is rather easy to explain. Have you ever felt the loss of a loved one?" She asks, looking into my eyes. 'Oh, I know where this is going.' Nodding to her question, she continues. "Then you must know the pain and heartbreak it entails. Now, try and imagine that for every friend you've ever made, and-"

"And having to go through that, again, and again, and again, because they all fade away and turn to dust, whilst you remain. Yea, I can see what you mean." Nodding, she gives me a sad smile.

"I didn't mean for our time together to turn so depressing, my apologies."

"Eh, don't worry about it, sunshine. I asked, so if anything, I should be the one apologising." At this, she laughs. "What?" I ask, waiting for her chuckles to die down.

"Sunshine? Is that my nickname now? Whatever happened to Tia?"

"Meh, got boring. Sunshine works, though. You're the princess of the sun, and your beauty shines like it." I say, chuckling as well. Before she can reply, the door to the study opens, and a familiar princess enters.

"Sister? Thou summoned us?" She says, still using the medieval speech. 'Never getting old, this.'

"Indeed I did, Luna. Did you forget what was happening today?" She says, gesturing towards me. Following her hoof, Luna's eyes settle on me, widening in surprise.

"G'day, Luna. How you doing?" I say, giving the mare a wave. Moments later, I find myself thrown backwards onto the cushions I'd been laying on earlier, a heavy weight settled onto me, the life nearly being squeezed out of me.

"GREYSON, OUR FRIEND! THOU HAVE ARRIVED! HUZZAH! NOW THE FESTIVITIES MAY BEGIN IN EARNEST! Shouted a very loud Luna. 'MY FUCKING EARS JESUS CHRIST!'

"Luna?"

"YES SISTER?" 'FUCKING HELL CALM YOUR TITS!'

"You're shouting again." Upon hearing this, the mare on top of me relinquishes her hold on me and returns to her hooves, a sheepish smile and blush adorning her muzzle.

"Our apologies, Greyson. We are still familiarising ourselves with present day Equestria."

"What was that, Luna? I couldn't hear you over the ringing in my ears." I joke, still on the ground. This elicits a chuckle out of both monarchs. Sitting back up, I shake the dizziness from the earlier impact away, before turning to them both. "Now that we're both here...now what?" I ask, before Celestia levitates a notepad, similar to the one that Twilight used when she...was.. 'Oh. QNA. Joy.' "Questions? Alrighty then, m'ladies. Ask away." I say, clapping my hands together. I make myself comfortable, knowing that if this was anything like it was with Twilight, I would most likely be hear for a while.

"So what is this 'Earth' like, geographically?"

"Well, there are six continents along with a few islands here and there, the planet is like 71% of water, I think, and it's not that bad of a place to live."

"And what about thy government?"

"Governments. There are more than one, depending on the country. Whilst most of the western world is a democracy, where the people can vote and get their own say on the matter, the more poorer and underdeveloped countries have a dictatorship, where only one individual has the power. He can decide what happens, who gets to live there, and who dies, basically."

"Interesting. How many countries are there, on Earth?"

"I'm not sure exactly.....but I think it's around 190, give or take." This shocks both mares.

"190? That must surely be chaotic. Just how many humans are there?"

"Around 7.5 billion, last I checked." Upon hearing this, both mares' jaws dropped.

"7.5 Bi-billion? On one planet?" Stutters the princess of the day. Nodding to her question, she composes herself, though Luna remains shocked. "The resources it must take to care for such a sizeable population must be staggering."

"Oh you don't know the half of it. Millions suffer from poverty all across our world, and for every solution we find, there'll always be someone suffering from it. It's a viscous cycle." Recovering from her shock, Luna speaks up.

"Tell us about thyself, Greyson. From whenst do thou hail?"

"The United Kingdom. More specifically, an unimportant town in the North West of England. It was an alright place to live, I guess. I got by."

"And thou foalhood? Speaketh about thy tales of-" 'Haha. No.'

"No." This simple answer surprised both the mares, especially Luna, who seemed taken aback by my answer.

"Nay? What dost thou mean?" She says, the atmosphere changing as both mares look at me with a certain hint of suspicion and concern.

"It means, Luna, I won't be talking about my childhood. It's a sad, sad tale of self-pity and tragedy that I don't feel like reliving. Not today, at least, and certainly not sober." I say, trying to change the sudden shift in atmosphere to a more relaxed one. Understanding my need for privacy, she nods. "You can ask me something else, though, by all means." At this, she thinks long and hard, before coming up with another question.

"How dost thine moon work?" 'What?'

"That's actually a good question, Luna. How does your moon and sun, for that matter, operate, Greyson? From what I've gathered so far, magic does not exist from where you come from, correct?" Asks Celestia.

"Not literally, no." I answer.

"So without magic, how can your sun and moon be raised and lowered on time?" She concludes.

"Erm....Naturally?" For the third time this evening, their jaws drop. "Are you telling me yours doesn't?" I ask the stunned duo.

"No, we raise and lower them when the time is necessary." Now it's my turn to be shocked.

"Impossible... There's no way you can just move the things.... Is there?" Looking to each other, they smile, and turn back to me. Realising that they weren't joking, I let out an exasperated sigh, dropping my head into my hands. "Of course you can. Magic just loves to break any sense of normality I have. Yay." I groan, flopping back onto the silky cushions. Of course, my grumbling is interrupted by a cushion to the face, courtesy of one playful Celestia, who I proceed to flip of.

"Ah! Tia, remember thy scroll!" 'Scroll? What scroll?'

"Oh yes. Greyson, do you remember what I wrote to you yesterday? About that gesture? 'Oh. Oh no.'

"Yep?"

"May you explain to us what it means, exactly?" 'Oh boy, this will be interesting.'

"Well..."

One explanation, a bout of hysterical laughter and a few dozen cushions to the teeth later, and I was being shown to my room by a familiar guard, mainly the one who had first greeted me in Ponyville. Realising I didn't even know the guy's name yet, I decide to strike up a conversation with the Pegasus guard.. 'Doesn't hurt to know the people protecting you.'

"So, how's guarding the Princesses working out, Private...?"

"Flash Sentry, sir." 'Flash Sentry? Huh, alright then.' "And it's a great honour to be serving under their majesties."

"I bet it must be. Great pay, dental, food and whatnot. Army life does have it's perks, I guess." At this, he turns to me.

"Were you in an army, sir?" He asks, before suddenly blanching, thinking that he must've spoken out of turn.

"Calm down, Flash, I'm not going to hit you or anything just because you ask me a question. Relax." I reassure the stallion, happily noticing how he seemed a little less stoic and more laid back upon realising that I wasn't going to berate him like an officer. "No, I wasn't in any form of armed forces. Didn't appeal to me, really. I don't take orders very well, honestly, so I doubt I would've lasted long in the military." He nods in understanding. "So, has anything interesting ever happened whilst you've been on duty?" I ask.

"Well, there was this one time where we were told of an alien coming to visit the castle for a week." He says, a grin on his face. This makes me laugh. 'Oh, I like this guy already.'

"So you guards do have a sense of humour. And here I thought you were all stoic statues made of pure..stoicness."

"No, that's just when the captain is around. He's a great guy and all, but he does take his job very seriously when the need arises. Part of the reason he's the Captain of the Guard, I guess." He says, as we turn another corner in the labyrinth like maze of corridors. 'I should really remember these corridors.'

"Well, you wouldn't want a slacker on the job now, would you? You'd probably end up being infiltrated, by like, bug creatures or something. Heh, wouldn't that be interesting." I jokingly say.

"Yea, that would be something to see, alright." He replies, before we come to a stop outside a door. "Ah! Here we are, sir, your chambers. Down the hall are the chambers of her majesty, Princess Celestia," He gestures a set of doors, with Celestia's cutie mark emblazoned onto them, "and down the hall from there are the chambers of her majesty, P-Princess Luna." 'Did he just stutter?' Ignoring it for now, I thank Flash Sentry for showing me around, and enter the room.

And by god was it beautiful. A king sized bed, great views of both the courtyards and the city itself, a balcony, everything a great hotel room would normally offer. 'Mate, is this what booking at the Premier Inn is like? Royalty is the shit, man!'
Throwing my bag to the side, I dive on the bed like one of those cliche advertisements or movies. 'I can understand why, if the bed was this comfortable.' The moment is interrupted, however, by a cough at the door. Looking up, I realise that Flash was still waiting for me, smirking in amusement.

"If you're done, Greyson, I still need to bring you to the dining room. You've been invited to join their majesties for dinner." 'Oh?'

"Oh really? Wow, I'm getting the full V.I.P treatment. Lucky me." And with that, I jump back off of the bed and make my way back out into the corridor, rejoining my guide. Heading back down the corridor we'd just come from, I follow Flash towards wherever the dining room was located.

"So do you know exactly who'll be there? Evidently Celestia and Luna will be there, of course, but anyone else dining with royalty, d'you know?" I ask Flash, who shrugs.

"Most likely Princess Cadance and Prince Blueblood." 'Princess Cadance? Another princess? And a prince? Oh mate, this is going to be a fun evening.'

"Fair enough. Let's see how many royals I can piss off in one sitting. I bet 5 bits that I come away with at least one of them wanting me executed. You in?" I jokingly say, not expecting any of them to be that extreme. Chuckling, he nods.

"I've served her majesty for just over a year now, and I've yet to see her even throw a pony in jail. These'll be the easiest bits I've ever made."

"Oh trust me, if anyone can force her hoof, it will be me." And with that, we turn another corner and come across a large set of doors. Concluding that this must be the dining room, I turn to Flash. "So is this the place?" I ask, gesturing to the large doors straight ahead of us.

"Yes, Greyson, this is. When you're ready, just en-" I don't even need him to finish his sentence before, like earlier, I throw the doors open and swagger in, much to the horror of a certain, blonde maned stallion, who jumps up from the table in fright. 'So this must be Prince Blueblood? The hell's up with him?'

"WHAT IS THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE!?" He shrieks, much to the anger of the three mares seated at the table, especially a certain dark alicorn. 'Oh. He's an asshole.' Before Luna can ear-rape us all into oblivion, I spare us all with a lighthearted comment that is sure to diffuse the entire situation in a peaceful, non-confrontational way.

"Oh I'm sorry, do I look like a mirror to you, kiddo?" Upon hearing this, the prince's eye twitches in anger, whilst the mares struggle to hold in their laughter, Luna failing miserably.

"How DARE you! Do you know who I am?" He yells. 'Cuntface McGee II From Fuckville?'

"Well, for starters, I know you're a cunt." I say, keeping a straight face. This further infuriates the stallion whilst sending the royals at the table into a laughing frenzy, unable to keep it in any longer. Realising that nobody was taking him seriously, the stallion turned on the spot and stormed out of the room, giving me a furious glare the entire way, most likely at the gesture I was giving him the whole time, before leaving the room and slamming the doors shut with his magic.

With the stallion now gone, I return my attention towards the three mares sat at the table, who were still recovering from the scene that had just occurred in front of them. Giving a quick bow to the new royal, who nods in return, I smile.

"So, ladies. What's for dinner?"

Author's Notes:

And now Greyson is in the castle and within a couple of hours has pissed off blue blood. Not the hardest thing to do, but still, good job. And he's already making friends (and money) as well, with Shining Armour and Flash Sentry.

So how will dinner go? Will Blueblood do anything to our protagonist? Will the princesses talk about how he's meant to get home? Find out soon, folks! Peace.