(Sex tag just for references, suggestions and dialog. Gore for the later parts of this fic)
(Cover art by me and still under construction)
Well this is something. Greetings fellow peoples or whoever else finds and reads this story. Let me introduce myself, I am simply know as THE MONKEY KING. The king of what you may ask? Well, the king of the Zebras to be precise, or even better, the King of the Achaemidien EMPIRE.
How you may ask? Well to be honest, I have no bloody idea myself. One moment I was simply making myself some coffee just like every morning, and then the next thing I know I get zapped away from my home, reappear out of nowhere in the middle of Desert with both my Coffee and pajamas still on me, followed up by some weird Voodoo prophecy made by the Zebra Shamans about the arrival of an ancient Monkey King who is going to re-unite all the fractured Zebra tribes to once again reform the Zebra Kingdom of old.
That was a mouthful.
That's not all, I went even further then that and somehow, SOMEHOW, managed to take this kingdom and shape it into THIS worlds version of the Persian Empire, thanks to my genius, silly antics, and stupid luck.
Oh and Celly face and Lulu face now see me and my new empire as threat to Equestria itself . Accusing me of "expanding my empire too rapidly" Ooooooooh
All of it accomplished with just one good mug filled with coffee...I mean the mug itself by the way, not the coffee.
This job requires more coffee than it's been medically proven to be unhealthy.
(Also FEATURED in the day this story was released 1/9/2017 I must be cheating the system somehow)
45 Chapters:
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Chapter 1: Need more then just Coffee [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 10th, 2017
2,922
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Chapter 2: City in the Sand [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 11th, 2017
6,156
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Chapter 3: Who are you calling a Monkey King [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 18th, 2017
6,296
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Chapter 4: Trials and Insane Logic [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 30th, 2017
4,926
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Chapter 5: Finders Keepers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 16th, 2017
10,717
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Chapter 6: Making It Public...That I Lost My Sanity Years Ago [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 26th, 2017
7,661
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Chapter 7: Smaug The Dragon Ain't Got Shit On Me [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2017
4,346
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Chapter 8: First Day on the Job and Already Chaos [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 5th, 2017
5,698
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Chapter 9: The Problem Has Horns and Dinky Little Tails? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 24th, 2017
6,788
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Chapter 10: Already Have to play Chess for the Big Boys? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 28th, 2017
6,070
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Chapter 11: Tactics and Logistics for Dummies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 28th, 2017
7,636
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Chapter 12: Battle on the Big Bridge [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 9th, 2017
13,528
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Chapter 13: Victory in War Replaces the Internet [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 7th, 2017
10,834
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Chapter 14: I am the Human version of Cupid, only Bigger [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 3rd, 2017
5,976
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Chapter 15: Was für eine "Hornige" angelegenheit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 10th, 2017
6,241
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Chapter 16: A "CHANGE" of Plans [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 20th, 2017
8,040
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Chapter 17: Where is my Bloody break when I need it? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 7th, 2017
7,703
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Chapter 18: The Ling of Bureaucracy (slight re-edit) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 20th, 2017
3,443
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Chapter 19: The Plot Thickens...You Perverts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 23rd, 2017
4,110
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Chapter 20: More Stuff without the King...WHERE IS THE KING? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 28th, 2017
2,422
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Chapter 21: The MAD king and the Princess [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 7th, 2017
7,262
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Chapter 22: Too lazy for this shit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 31st, 2017
4,781
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Chapter 23: A Kingdom under a Kingdom...not confusing at all [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 30th, 2017
5,902
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Chapter 24: More talking less action...which is good [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 13th, 2018
4,257
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Chapter 25: Arranging the pieces on the board, for dummies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 12th, 2018
8,508
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Chapter 26: Time to bust out the raid for real [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 12th, 2018
7,443
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Chapter 27: Time for the Exterminator to knock on the door [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 19th, 2018
9,094
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Chapter 28: War for the underworld...sounds Metal [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 7th, 2018
7,452
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Chapter 29: Pointless filler Time :D [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 9th, 2018
7,896
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Chapter 30: A lone Doe in an underground world [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 16th, 2018
7,176
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Chapter 31: Path of the Idol [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 13th, 2018
12,019
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Chapter 32: Another problems solved, hurray for a new one [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 2nd, 2018
8,072
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Chapter 33: Planning and Integration [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 10th, 2018
6,590
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Chapter 34: Home return and Kinder Surprise [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 15th, 2018
2,225
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Chapter 35: Look what the easter Bunny brought me [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 22nd, 2018
3,429
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Chapter 36: A Silo of stress [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 3rd, 2018
3,784
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Chapter 37: A trip south [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 13th, 2018
5,506
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Chapter 38: Its going to be the Trojan war all over again [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 4th, 2018
7,000
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Chapter 39: I wonder who Achilles will be [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 1st, 2019
4,432
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Chapter 40: Building up back home [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 11th, 2019
3,259
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Chapter 41: I may be part within this Trojan war after all [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 29th, 2019
4,624
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Chapter 42: Getting carted of to Helgen [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 3rd, 2019
3,553
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Chapter 43: These Dungeons don’t even have Toilets [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 10th, 2019
2,302
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Chapter 44: A Locust Swarm saves the day [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 4th, 2019
6,528
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Chapter 45: Well welcome to the Family George [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 24th, 2019
1,500