=CURRENTLY IN REBOOT PURGATORY=
'Spontaneous encounter with an entity capable of disguising itself as Ozzy Osborne? Check!
Multidimensional contract that could upset the very fabric of time and space? Check!
Matrix Reference? Check!
Scones? That's a double check on that one...
Portals? GLaDOS approved!
What's left? An intro I believe! I'm Aoi Myoujin, the other, other Aoi Myoujin. No, not the homicidal nutbag, the OTHER Aoi, the charismatic, oh-so-dashing, profanity spewing Agent of Chaos: Aoi Myoujin. Why Agent of Chaos? Well, I just so happen to be a freelance agent (a.k.a. unemployed) and apparently my current 'employer' of sorts is apparently a walking spirit of chaos that makes less sense than my average morning ramblings involving asceticism. Consider this your only warning, if you leave now, you'll leave with your sanity intact and that will be the end of it. This fanfic will not look for you, nor will it pursue you...
But if you don't,
this fic will follow you,
it will find you...
and it will love you...'
-Teen due to crude language and humor