You! Me! Dancing!

Day 18, Ponyville

I lie in bed the next morning, looking up at the ceiling. The mane 6 gone back to their houses and the Princesses back in Canterlot. Everything was back to normal...

"AAAUUGH! I'M BOOOOOOOORED! Let's DO SOMETHING!"

"Well you're the expert at doing stuff." I pull out a checklist.

"Well let's see,"

"Get shot out of a cannon? Check!

Dubstep Battle? Check!

Imitation of Epic Meal Time with the mane 6? Check!

Kidnapping Royalty and getting away with it? Oh dear GOD, Check...

Get drunk off me lai-zy arse! Double Check!

Get engaged? *Cough* Check...

Facetable? Hundred Plus Check!

Drobbing the Water Nuke? Check!

Race with RD? Check!

Prevent Changeling Invasion? Check!

Steam Roller? Check!

Streak? Hlaf-Check...

Pelvic Thrust in front of a whole bunch of snooty nobles

Fix a Friendship Problem? Check!"

"So now what?"

"Go back to sleep." And it was so... After an Uneventful day, I decide to go back to sleep again. But then I get a letter from Princess Celestia just as I was about to drop into bed.

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Dear Aoi,

You are cordially invited to this year's Grand Galloping Gala, Enclosed are two tickets for you and a friend.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia

P.S.: Don't worry the others got their tickets too.

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I look at the golden ticket, then I get an Idea in my head... hold that thought, I'm going to sleep...

I wake up feeling Refreshed. Now for the next Item on my to do list.

"Get the Entire Town Involved in a musical number about going to the Gala." I turn on my Apple Pod scroll to just the track, doing my morning routine as the intro Guitar riffs play: Brushing my fur, washing my face, shake dry, Bacon, Breakfast. Then I pop out the door and go into a sprint as the music picks up, going to every one of the mane 6's doors and knocking, each of them opening up and following me, Everypony going into full gallop as the beat speeds up.

The beats yeah, they were coming out the speakers

And were winding up straight in your sneakers *We sit down on a bench*

And I'm dancing like every song who spends his bizzle *I twirl a finger twice around my temple*

Like all my dance heroes would if they existed

And yeah it's sad that you think that we're all just scenesters *Pinkie Puts on party makeup and pops out from behind me*

And even if we were it's not the scene you're thinking of *Pinkie Pie's hair deflates*

To taking props from nineties boy band fashions *Put on a Beatle's hair wig*

All crop tops and testosterone passion *I mimic kissy faces towards the camera*

*I stand up and walk*

If there's one thing I could never confess *mane 6 start to chime in*

It's that I can't dance a single step

*We start dancing random awful Dance steps*

It's you, it's me And there's dancing *I take Fluttershy's Hooves and start swinging her around*

It's you, it's me And there's dancing *I let go and start breakdancing with RD*

Not sure if you mind if I dance with you

But I don't think right now you care about anything at all

If only there were clothes on the floor *Rarity throws clothes all over the ground*

I'd feel for certain I was bedroom dancing

And it's all flailing limbs at the front line

Every single one of us is twisted by design *I stick my tongue out to make a goofy face*

And dispatches from the back of my mind

Say as long as we're here everything is alright *the mane 6 gives me a group hug*

*I start to walk alone again*

If there's one thing I could never confess *Fluttershy and Pinkie sing the next part*

It's that I can't dance a single step *Fluttershy looks at me and smiles, I swear that smile could end war in the human world*

It's you, it's me And there's dancing * Vinyl Scratch, Octavia and I start Headbanging*

It's you, it's me And there's dancing *A whole bunch of Smiley's start doing it with us*

*During the interlude, lots of random stuff happens with the camera zooming out to capture it all, Pegasi start doing the backstrokes through the clouds, a sudden parade of 60 Derpys, I look left and right to see ballerinas twirling ribbons, and Luna galloping past me, turning around and shoopin da whoop into the air, the background falls to reveal the studio, then RD and Fluttershy start picking the background back up and Celestia drops onto that spring in front of Twilight's window, pulling a Trollestia face. Memes float across the screen from the badger to Chuck Norris roundhousing Pedobear into the stratosphere. Everyone pauses to figure out what in the world is going on, then looks at me, pauses then looks at the camera, then the camera zooms back to me and the mane 6, I sit back down on the bench.*

If there's one thing I could never confess

It's that I can't dance a single step

*Rarity sings the next part alone*

One thing I could never confess

It's that I can't dance a single step

*Then the entire town chimes in, with me saying things that are droned out by the chorus... we're stupid, but we're happy.*

It's you, it's me And there's dancing

It's you, it's me And there's dancing

It's you, it's me And there's dancing

It's you, it's me And there's dancing

*The mane 6 and I talk softly as the song slows down, a whole bunch of conversations overlapping, with me finally saying to Fluttershy on the last note

'I love you Darling,' then we all burst out laughing...*

"And that's the last thing in my checklist..." I mark a tick onto my sheet before tucking it away, "wouldn't you agree Discord?" We were down by hills looking at the clouds again.

"Once again you amaze me, how in Equestria did you do all that stuff."

"Again, I have no fuckin idea." I broke the 3rd and 4th wall, that's gotta be an achievement.

You got an Achievement - Between the 4th wall and a hard place (50G)

"So now what do we do? We've done every single thing to do."

"Not exactly, we have to get ready for the Gala," A huge grin spreads across my face,

"And YOU have to get ready for your big appearance..."

Thank you everyone who shown your support for this Fanfic, *sniffles* you all make me so proud... Many thanks goes to Chaotic Mylstrom and Neon Fracture for being with me from the beginning, and may you someday find yourselves covered in bitches and glory. With this I must make an Annoucement, This ends the first major arc of Aoi: Agent of Chaos, so there will not be any new updates until the week after next week. Mainly I'll be writing and developing my other fanfic. Cheer up guys and gals and... other, whatever, the next arc's going to begin the GGG arc. So relax, read some Blackwing or Rust, or reread the entire Downhill Ponyville arc again. If you need me, I'll be on the moon.