Damn Nature, YOU SCARY!

Day 8, Last day of Fall in Ponyville

I wake up feeling a bit different, a bit warmer... Oh well, at least it feels nice considering it's almost winter... wait, it's almost winter. According to my calculations I must have landed here in the middle of... eh I don't fuckin care anymore, FIVE MORE MINUTES!!! Zzzzz......

'AAHHHH, DAMMIT I CAN'T SLEEP!!!' Now I wake up... morning routine, grab some raw bacon from the fridge. A real wolf eats raw bacon before he goes to bed, instead of cornflakes, I EAT BACON! As for if it's actual bacon or not, it's not, just tofu bacon synthesied with treesap for chewiness, just like actual bacon, but a little earthier. I brush my teeth, which is surprisingly easier considering their pointed so can get between them by just brushing. Wash my face, and dry too otherwise I smell like wet dog... I can manage looking poofy for a few hours if it means not smelling wierd. Smooth out my white fur-

"WHOA!" I fall over in surprise, I slowly get back up and look at myself in the mirror.  I touch everything to make sure I'm not on anything or dreaming: my face, my paws, EVERYTHING is white except for two black splotches above my eyes. "Holy shit, I'm 20% cuter!" Fluffy fur + White fur = glomp/squee fest of the century.

'I'm doomed, Fuqed, screwed, a goner, and all that jazz... Fluttershy's going to glomp me to death... '

I take a deep breath and exhale... ooooohhm... NOT WORKING! I facetable and decide to just eat breakfast and hope for the best. I look up and find a present from Pinkie Pie, wait, How'd SHE get... oh...

I open it to find a warm apple pie, probably from me helping her with those cupcakes. I take out the pie and get a fork from the drying rack. I slowly cut the delicately layed crust, pulling out a warm steamy square of the golden pasty, gingerly blowing on the morsel and finally popping it into my...

"DAMMIT IT'S HOT!" I rush to the fridge to swallow 6 gulps of milk. I wait 10 minutes for it to cool and try again. the pie is probably lukewarm now. I start taking huge bites. OHMYGAWD it's sooooooo delicious. FOODGASM INDEX METER: OVER 9000!!! I start scarfing the pie down, enjoying each sticky sweet bite, indulging so much in the pie that I don't notice that my eating sounds similar to OMNOMNOMNOMNOM...

Great, now my face is dirty again... wash, dry and repeat. Great, I'm even fluffier now.  Maybe I should just stay inside today, yes... stay inside, read a book! I look at the bookshelf, only 2, a phonebook and a dictionary courtesy of Twilight. So much for that idea... I know! My ApplePod! Thank you technology...

"FAHK!" out of battery. I put it in the charger and wait. 2 fucking hours to charge my mp3 player. Maybe going outside isn't such a bad idea, at least It'll be cooler outside. Alright, I'll go for a walk, a little noche, stop by Sugar cube corner, see what's going around town, check out some books from the library, then stay inside. Wow, an actually normal day, never done one of those in a while. Screw it, let's raise some hell!

I walk outside and hop up onto the roof, pull out an unmarked cannon and a switch and sit on the cannon.

"I'M GONNA DO AN INTERNET!" I flip the  switch, the cannon fires a giant Rainbow over Ponyville.

"Well I'm going to read a book," Twilight shuts the windows. I fall off the roof laughing. I love you hammerspace. After getting up I decide to start my day... which reminds me: I STILL don't have a job yet. To be specific I'm still living off the bits Princess Celestia gave me, how much was it again? I head to the bank of Ponyville to check my balance.

"65,043 bits?" and that's after house and renovations. DAMN how much did she give me anyway?

===A little while back===

"Oh just some gunpowder, some powertools, and some bits to help me on my travels." I said holding out a palm.

"Of course," specifically she gave me a voucher for the armory to spare some gunpowder, a toolbox, and a check stamped with the royal seal, for....

===Present===

"Ma'am could you please recall for me the amount deposited to my account when I cashed that check?"

"Why yes, the exact amount was 95,000 bits." Sweet Mother of GAWD! I'll be living off the Interest for a while.Anywho back to what I was doing... um... what was I doing? Oh right, stop by the bake--

"OH GOD!" I suddenly get run over by Applejack.

"WHOA, sorry there mist---" She pauses as she sees me, oh right, different fur.

"Are you a family member of Aoi?"

"Nope, it's me." Her jaw dropped, then started to postulate my strange appearance.

"Did Rarity jump you in your sleep and dyed your fur like that?"

"Sugar, I don't know what happened to me, I just woke up like this and- OH GOD! AppleJack, DON'T let Fluttershy find me..." I hide behind the bronze pony, hoping it'll help.

"I don't think you'll have to worry about Fluttershy anytime soon, poor thing got herself a bad case of Feather Flu, and has to stay in the hospital. for a bit." I sigh a breath of relief.

"So what are you in such a hurry for?" There must be something interesting for her to almost have a hit-n-run record.

"Well DUH!, the Run of the Leaves!"

"Run of the what now?" Holiday? Race? WHICH IS IT!?

"Oh right, nonequestrian, the Run of the Leaves is like a town wide marathon in order to make the leaves fall for the winter." Hmm, that gives me an Idea...

Run of the Leaves

"Hello Once Again Audience! When we left off I was Here in a hot air baloon with Pinkie Pie, resident party pony of Ponyville, and the ponies were lining up at the starting line. Pinkie what are your thoughts on the run."

"Who are you?"

"It's me Aoi, I'm the ONLY wolf living here in Ponyville. I just look different."

"Now that I think about you do look a little ghastly, like ghastly ghost or a ghostly ghast or something like that."

"You mean a ghostly ghastly ghost?"

"Right!"

"But of course! Pinkie, do you have any idea why I look different?"

"Did you accidently drop white paint on yourself?"

"Checked,  It's not paint..."

"Did Rarity ambush you in your sleep and dye you white?"

"Possibility, but I didn't see any purple hair around my house."

"What about *GASP* aliens?"

"Nuh-uh, no ectoplasmic residue."

"Wow you really thought this through huh." I roll my eyes.

"And the race begins with AppleJack and Rainbow Dash leading the pack."

"I get it, Leading the pack, cause you're a wolf. HA!" way to break the mold.

"Anywho, let's get down to the race!" I jump down from the ballon and catch up with Twilight, not hard since she was at the back of the crowd.

"So Twilight, do you have any idea why I look different? You must have read up something about wolves." She stopped idead in her tracks to polnder my inquiry.

"Actually, I haven't!" FACEPAW of DA CENTURY! The most erudite pony in Ponyville doesn't know shit about how I'm now 20% more cute and huggable.

Oh well, I'm safe for one day, might as well have fun. THIS CALLS FOR A FUGGIN STAMPEDE! I start running past the crowd, AJ and RD, leading everyone on a completely different road, and signal for Pinkie Pie to bring out her one pony band instruments:

I once knew a guy,

obsessed with the afterlife *Rainbow Dash tries to pull ahead*

Oh what a terrible day that was,

he realized he'd wasted all his time *I pull RD's tail to bring her back*

Time was ticking by,

and he'd been left behind *Berry frost smacks into a tree*

And as the clock tick-tocked

his heart did stop and everything he had was fucked *I turn into a carwheel*

And we know not what we do (Can you hear them call?)

Will we ever make it through? *I start jumping*

As they watch us fall from the sky to the ground to the sea

Woe is me, woe is me, no one will save you now *I minisalute to Bluebonnet who tripped on her hooves*

We can only look away! (away, away, away, away!)

We'll not be victims there'll be no victims of to speak

And only then will we be free *I start Tarzan surfing on some vines nearby*

And up will rise the meek *disMOUNT*

And when we fall we will fall together *I go into a Gachaman Skydive as everyother pony falls off the cliff*

No one will catch us so we'll catch ourselves *I grab AppleJack and flip her upwright as we land*

And where we roam we will roam forever *I start running on all fours now*

No one will understand what we meant *GROUND SURF TIME*

*As the solo plays I start running like normal again, Pulling out a rocket launcher  to blow a hole in the mountain, then Angel and a whole bunch of bunnies start running along beside the crowd, when we come out the other side, a whole bunch of bats trail us out of the cave at the other end*

The beaten and the bruised, forsaken, the abused

Oh what a glorious day we'll have rising up and claiming all our dues *I catch a falling apple and eat it*

The day will come as sure as the ever-setting sun

All of those that self-imposed will find themselves so indisposed

And we know not what we do (Can you hear their call?) *Rocks start falling*

Will we ever make it through? *Rockslide starts*

As they watch us fall from the sky to the ground to the sea *I start surfing on a tree log as the rocks cause waves to carry us across the lake*

Woe is me, woe is me, no one will save you now

We can only look away! (away, away, away, away!) *hang ten bitches*

We will not be victims there'll be no victims of to speak *we run back on land*

And only then will we be free

And up will rise the meek *We run off a rock onto the clouds, twilight sparkle casting an area wide cloudwalker spell*

And when we fall we will fall together *clouds end*

No one will catch us so we'll catch ourselves *I pull out a huge matress as everypony bounces off of it*

And where we roam we will roam forever *Start running again*

No one will understand what we meant  *I pull out a saxaphone for the kick ass solo*

*During the solo, RD and AJ start roughhousing for second place, more ponies start dropping due to exhaustion. I toss back the sax accidently hitting somepony in the face. Then I pull out a mike for the last verse, then hop backwards and stand on the backs of AJ and RD*

Now, with the line drawn in the wet sand

You need to tell us where to stand

Sitting waiting watching rotting everything they warned us of is true

Now tell me what we're all supposed to do

They're coming after all of us with everything they've got *take a big inhale*

With the fury of a soldier who will answer to his God *pause to look at Derpy floating past me*

So how will we fight? All we have is logic and love on our side *i throw away the mike and head back to the front.*

*I signal to Pinkie to bring up the baloon with an electric guitar*

And when we fall we will fall together *RD starts to speed up*

No one will catch us so we'll catch ourselves *AJ jumps over her to get to the front*

And where we roam we will roam forever *I jump onto Aj wearing a napoleon hat and pointing a rapier forward*

No one will understand what we meant

*I shove me, AJ and RD into a huge cannon and shoot us out of it as the music pauses for a second. The music picks back up when we land as I start running Nyan Cat style, Rainbow dash right next to me. Then at the last stretch me, RD and AJ pass the finish Line at the same time as the music stops*

I land and start skidding pointing back and laughing.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Win pose activate, boop. I stand up slowly and wipe the dirt off of my clothes as the rest of the ponies cross the finish line.

"And this year's winners for the Run of the Leaves are," the mayor announced on the podium, "Twilight sparkle for third place,  Aoi, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack for Second place, and Derpy Hooves for first! Congradulation."

"I wooon! What did I win again?" Derpy Hooves sat there on the winner's podium with a confused look on her face. Lol.

"I would've gotten first place if it wasn't for that wierd dude that shot us out of the cannon at the end. Who was that  wolf anyway?" I walk up to Rainbow Dash and reply.

"That would me me, Surprised?" Rainbow Dash turned around shocked.

"Aoi? that was you? you're... you... you're white!" Racist...

"Yeah, something wierds been going on with my fur, I changed over night and I can't seem to figure out why." I start washing my face at a nearby lake, dried it off, then perceive what kills it all, Fluttershy walking outside her cottage and spotting me, eyes as wide as the moon.

"Well I'm right fuqed aren't I?"

*SPARTA GLOMP!*

"*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE*  OH HOW CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!" DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

"CHOKING NOT BREATHING! VITAL SIGNS FADING BEFORE MY VERY EYES! EKG FLATLINEING!" She recongizes my voice and backs away.

"AOI?! Is that you?" I nod trying to recover what little breath and strength of my windpipe I have left.

"Oh my gosh! It's just like Lily!" Fucke the What now?

"Every year Lily's coat changes from brown to white in the winter and then white to brown again in the spring. I didn't know you could do that too." Everypony gathers around me and Fluttershy and then 'Ohhhh's!' I facepaw. Then Angel comes up to me and Shrugs, understanding my plight.

Genral Rule of the Cartoon Universe: The more adorable a character is, the more everyone else will try and kill that character with hugs and affection.

===============

Dear Princess Luna,

How many people tried to hug you when you were younger?

From the curently #1 victim of glomp,

Aoi

===============