Oh HAI There...

New Years Eve, Liberty Island New York

"If there has been anything I regret in my life, it's this, This is probably the last prank I'll play in this world." I say that while sitting on top of the Statue of Liberty with a satisfied grin on my face on what is about to unfold. My hand on the detonator and my plan made clear: My new years resolution, to give the world a light show so great that everyone will fear, love, and stand in awe at this giant win that no one has even thought of let alone try. So let's blow the roof off of the BIG APPLE, or should I say stem. As the ball drops I remember The areas where I placed the charges. Let the Introduction begin...

My finger's on the button

My Fedora Flies into the air as I throw it

The ball slowly lands in time square

and I press the button.

The overture plays through speakers across New York.

and I can't help thinking that I'm missing a mask, a hat, and a cape.

The trumpets sound after a minute and ten seconds, and my last thoughts for the new year are: "LET'S TORCH THIS SHIT!"

The Charges set off beautifully, The fireworks engulf the Empire state building the ball explodes into confetti and 400 roman candles, and at my end flares and Cannons fire off the top of the Lady's torch. Immediately I hear in a disoriented unison the clamor of millions of citizen, some of shock, some of awe, and a small chorus of "THAT'S A WIN!" all from my throne a top a maiden's crown. Then I hear a voice:

"Bravo, you've managed to instill chaos in an already chaotic world, and that, for me, is impressive." I look across my shoulder to see none other than Discord, a character I knew from being blown away by a bass canon and  got turned into stone someway or another with something similar to a proud look on his face.

'OKAAAAAAY!!!! I've hit insanity, instinct says freak the fuck out, Other option...'

"Beautiful is it not!" waving around an Imaginary conductor wand, "Too bad it's going to be my last one." I said with a twinge of sadness with a repression not to laugh out loud.

"Why stop there?"

"Well mainly it's because as soon as you started talking I felt I might be schitzofrenic at this point, no point going any further with hallucenations, without it my main reason would have been that I've already done everything else everywhere else.

"What about a new world? I've got just the place."

"Yeah, okay let's go along with it. But know this, I believe you are figment of My imagination, if anything I would have expected Death from Dante's Inferno."

"Who now?" He seemed Puzzled.

'SHIT! HE IS REAL!' the realization caused me to go off balance and almost fall.

"How the- wait- am I- are you?-" thoughts swam faster that I could put them to words. Then I paused to allow a few thought cycles to process the last few seconds. I slowly sat up straight and peered off into the distance, musing on the thought that someone from a cartoon was actually real. Now what the fuck do I do now...

"Are you saying...YOU... a guy from a cartoon, can actually send me to another world?"

"Why yes... It's that hard to believe."

"Kind of, the fact that you talk in a manner almost like me IS rather uncanny. But still, I was shown to keep an eye open for possibilities. So if your real, why come to me?" Dumb question, but I wanted to string this along.

"As you said, I'm turned to stone, so can't do anything, including cause chaos. That's where you come in, I need you to fill my roll, and since you now have nothing else to do, mainly due to the legal issues here, I'm offering you the freedom to think of anything you want to do, and you do it. Sound good?"

"Hmm... let me think about it..." *3 second pause for dramatic effect* "Done, shake on it?" I say with a debonair grin.

"You got it." I immediately feel a blow to the back of the head, "Now you might feel just a little woozy as you..." his voice trails off as I slip into unconsiousness.

I wondered what I was getting into, Now I was about to find out...

Day 1, Woodlands Outside of Canterlot

I wake up feeling dull, groggy, and having a need to go to the bathroom. My memory blanks out for several hours until I get to sleeping, then I'm aware that I've been going at things like instinct, in a hut, bag of fruits and vegetables by my side, and a makeshift wooden spear. Woozy my ass, I felt Like I had been through the wake up stage of anesthesia. I'm lucky I didn't just get eaten. I've got food, a shelter, have no idea where I am, screw that I'll think of it in the morning...

... yeah like that would happen. A shadowed figure tries to lunge at me in the darkness, I grab his arms and pin him into the ground, using a free arm to grab my spear and smack him with the blunt end of it. I love taking martial arts classes. The guy is out of it and lies there limply. I tie him/her up and think to myself, 'let's have some fun with this one in the morning.' I drop like a rock back to sleep.

In the morning, I rub my eyes awake... wait, why am I wearing gloves?... *Aoi processing cycle, takes an average of 0.005 seconds to 10 depending on the severity of wierdness*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!!" I think the entire forest could hear me. I look at my hands, they're white paws, I look at my body, I have fur all over it, I look in the stream 20 meters from here, "I'M A FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE WOLF!"

"I'm in the land of FURRY FANDOM..."

*Aoi processing cycle*

"I'M IN FUCKING EQUESTRIA!!!!!!!"

After a mini freak out session I try and calm down and think, NOT FUCKING WORKING!!! Then the guy who tried to jump me last night starts to wake up, I smash a branch against his head that knocks him out for several hours.

"Well well well, got up on the wrong side of the bed did we now?" I hear Discord's voice in my head, sounding like a reverberating voice from Amnesia.

"What the SHIT! You actually did it! I could hug your statue and kick it's ass at the same time, I just don't know which..."

"Well whatever you do, take care of that guy first..." I look back at the now passed out stallion... hmmm....

A few hours later

I climb up a tree to get a good seat for the scene to come, oh this is going to be good.

"...So you're the one who was trying to steal my food last night, is that right?" I just sat there on a treebranch with a childish grin, chin placed in both arms.

"Let me go this INSTANT!" The brutish stallion demanded restrained sitting on a small patch of leaves.

Questions to be answered by the time I die: Why do people use demands when clearly they are in a helpless situation?

"And why would I do that?" Now sitting upwright swinging my legs.

"So I can kick your hide to the next town over."

"All the more reason to keep you tied up. You still haven't answered my question good sir. You are the person who tried to steal my food last night are you not?" I never liked having unanswered questions.

"What do you think?!" Apparently blunt as a club this one. Trying to get his way simply by brute force. I had juuuuuuust the solution for this one. I pulled out a small paper bag from out of my cloak, wait, when did I get a paper bag?

"You must have been very hungry to try and steal from me... but I do have a rather strange diet compared to others. Right now, the only food I have on my person are fruit. Now I'm feeling quite generous considering you just tried to rob me and possibly kill me. Would you like something to eat?" the Stallion paused for a moment wondering what was going through my head, considering I'm now a wolf that eats fruit... The slightly grinned thinking of exploiting my kindness.

"Why yes, I'm famished." He tried to imitate my tone, trying to insult me is he...

"Tell me..." My face changes to one of supressive entertainment as I pull out something from the bag,"... do you like bananas?" I shake a ripe flawless one in my hand. He starts to drool.

"Yes... YES... Oh CELESTIA YES!!!" Happy as a clam provided he wanted to kick my ass half a second ago, guessing he hasn't eaten for days, no wonder he's cranky.

"So you are a, mmmmmbeyetch, that likes, mmmmmmbananas?" I said softly with silent giggling.

"YES, I LIKE BANANAS!" Becoming annoyed of me asking meaningless questions. Damn, he really wants to get the fruit...

"Oh well good..." I tugged a rope that triggered the trap hole underneath the struggling stallion, also triggering a small flare next to a store of gunpowder from a nearby village,

"CUZ YOU ABOUT TA GO BANANAS! ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...."

The explosive mix beneath the stallion erupted and caused him to fly approximatedly 400 feet into the air at a trajectory due west of my position, by my map the same area of Canterlot, my next destination, and just before he flew out of earshot,

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!" I laughed so hard I lost balance and fell out of the tree still laughing and coughing due to the Impact, then sat into a half stable position.

"Did anyone get that, please say you did." After I calmed down a bit I heard Laughter right behind me, I could tell He was having fun.

"Etched into my brain forever. Ohhh...... this is what I mostly miss about chaos, the freedom to do something simply because you can. Where did you get that Line?!" Still trying to fight off the laughter, I see Discord in a sort of spectral translucency.

"A little slice of heaven from my world called the randomness of the Internet.... ahhh" a sigh after a big laugh, satisfying yet hurts a little at the same time, the good kind of hurt. Oh well, I've had my fun for the day. Now thinking time.

So this is my life right now? Now as to how I got here.............

...........i haven't the slightest Idea, until...

"*GASP!* I've jumped dimensions! NOBODY MOVE!" I start looking around fervently to find something,"I dropped my brain... Discord take a letter: I, Aoi Myoujin, Have traveled across dimensions!!!" He grabs a 'ghost pad' and starts writing, I grin slightly.

"I do believe you've gotten absolutely nuts!" pulls up a chair to sit in.

"I'm going to let you in on a secret here buddy boy... all the best people are..." I fall back into the soft grass.

"Oh my GAWD how good it feels to actually lay down in the grass, try it sometime, wait, you're in stone. Lolz." It struck a sour note with Discord as he raised his eyebrow.

"Well, on another note, I'm going to be here a while, so now you've got a new companion."

"Oh? Never had one of those..." My head starts to hurt... I don't like it...

"Hmm... that's interesting..." Perplex by either my sudden headache or my lack of a companion.

"Biatch plaese, that's nowhere even near as interesting as... wait... how long exactly have you been spying on my life?" Somewhat intrigued...

"Your first escapade I'd say." THAT LONG? No wonder I always felt being watched when I caused havoc.

"Oh yeah...... the cherrybomb in the toilet. School closed for a week... WAIT! You are saying YOU! SAW! EVERYTHING!?" Pausing between Exclamation points with rigid, random arm movements.

"Surprise! I'm the little devil on your shoulder, but we've never met officially till now..." ....stalker...

"BTW, so do the laws of physics still apply here?" ....wanted to try something out...

"Try them out... you might be suprised..." Immediately as he said that I started sliding through the dirt on my knees, arms flailing out behind me.

"Troloololololoolololloololol...." It worked, suffice to say, "SOME but not ALL!" I cackled Triumphantly. 'CARTOON IMPLICATIONS ACTIVATE BOOP!' I got up slowly and turned around slowly...

"Discord?... I may regret saying this later... and this might actually be the first time I ever say fully mean it... but Thanks."

"Oh happy to help, I'm glad to actually find SOMEONE worth getting over here. So, what happens next?" Discord asked Inquisitively...

"Now?" putting on my best german accent, "Let's go practice chaos."