So I’ve been in Equestria for about two months now, and everything seems to be going great…
Except I’ve still only got the choices between some horribly monstrous body that makes all the ponies run in fear, or a pretty princess that all the guys think is hot to turn into. And there’s also that whole emotional vampire/changeling thing. And ponies keep asking why I don’t have a cutie mark. And I’m not 100% sure if this isn’t all just some stupid dream. And my girlfriend is kind of a…well, she’s Twilight Sparkle so THAT list of problems is going to be a mile long.
But hey, at least I’ll be starting my new job at Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns soon as the teacher for this new subject called…Defense Against the Dark Arts?
What do you mean I can’t get out of it?
Great…well, when Sombra comes back for the dead to kill us all, I reserve the right to say I told you so Celestia!
I find myself inserted in Equestria! WOOOOHOOO-wait, oh great I’m a changeling prince(ss). So much for love and tolerance. Time for world domination!
The brony changeling prince(ss) continues his/her/its life in Equestria...however shot it may be. Sequel to My Secret Life as an Evil Insect Overlord