You all know that one guy everyone thinks is a complete badass(in a good way)? That one guy who can be scary when he wants to be, that one guy who always has that blank face and seems to know what to do in any situation. That. One. Guy? Well, if you don't, you really need to get out more. 'Cause this story tells a tale based on a question that wouldn't leave my brain; How would someone like that react when faced with a new world filled with creatures of myth and fantasy, especially brightly colored pastel ponies?