“Ember, my I ask why you wanted us to come visit you?” Rarity asked.

“I just want to show something possibly awesome.”

“What do ya mean by ‘possibly awesome’?” Aj quirks a brow at me.

“I mean whether it’s awesome or not depends on whether ponies already have what I’m about to show you.” After I asked Chrysi to go tell Aj, Rainbow and Rarity to meet up at my house, I went to go get Twi, Fluttershy, and Pinkie. We all met at the edge of town, and I lead the group from then on.

“You know what he’s up to Chrysanthemum?”

“Nope.” She shakes her head.

“Are you going to tell us what it is you’re going to show us darling?”

“Nope.” Rarity huffs in annoyance. I lead them into my house and to my room. In the center stands a lone table, a clocked object sits on top of the table. The lights turn on as soon as I walk in.

“Ooooh what’s that?” Pinkie points to the table. She would’ve gone over and take a closer look, and maybe take off the cover. But she saw the small smirk I had on my face. She just smiled at me when she saw me.

*Thaaank you Pinkie!*

“You’re welcome!” Said pink pony shouts. We all look at her weirdly, and she just continues to smile innocently. The rest of us look at each other, and shrug it off.

-Thank fucking christ we know who Pinkie is.-

~Agreed, the pink one is quite strange.~

“Uh, Ember? Ya’mind tellin’ us what’s under that thing?”

“Not at all.” I walk over to the table. “Now, if you will please.” I snap my fingers and seven chairs materialize. The mares blink for a second and take their seats. With the only light illuminating the room is focused on the table.

“Ladies, let me present to you; a piece of human technology.” That got all of their attention, especially Twilight. Who’s eye literally bug out when I said ‘human technology’. I grin widely and pull the cover off, revealing a brand-fucking-new computer. Which starts up as soon the cover came off. The ponies and changeling stare at the thing as the desktop appears on the screen. Don’t ask me how it has icons. Magic is really fucking weird that way.

“Umm… What is that?” Twilight asks.

=It’s kinda surprising that they don’t have computers here. With how much tech we’ve seen here.=

*Yes it is. Yes, it, is.*

“To put is simply, this, is a computer.”

“What does it do?” Twi went into full scientist mode.

“It’s basically a device that stores data.” They all raise a brow at me. “This thing basically has enough storage to hold millions of books worth of information.” At that Twi’s eyes widen to resemble dinner plates. They go back to normal and an excited smile takes her face.

“What does it do? What’s its power source? What-”

“Twilight.” She clams up and looks to me. “I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I need to calm down before we play twenty questions.” She give me a weird look, then nods. “As for its source of power...” I reach over and pick up a large crystal that was sitting behind the machine, a wire connect from it to the desktop. Twi’s eyes widen again.

“That’s why you asked me about crystals the other day.”

“Wait, what?” Rainbow raises a brow.

“The other day I asked Twi if crystals can store magic, and if said magic can be converted to energy, in this case electrical energy.” She gives me an ‘are you serious’ look. “Crystal makes computer run.”

“Ooooooh… What?”

“Never mind.” I turn to the group before me. “Now, one question at a time.” I glance at Twi and she smiles a bit sheepishly. Pinkie raises a hoof.

“Yes Pinkie?”

“Can that thing-” A loud knock from upstairs cuts Pinkie off.

“Umm… I’ll be right back, hold onto that question Pinkie.”

“Ok!” She says as I walk to the main floor and towards the door. The knock repeats and a second later I open the door. Revealing an impatient, grimy-looking looking Starlight Glimmer. We just look at each other for what feels like the longest period of time ever.

“Come in.” I say blandly. She raises a brow, but walks inside. I lead her to the living room and instruct her to sit on the couch. “I’ll be right back.” Without waiting for a responce I head back to my room. “Uh, girls?” They all look to me. “I’m gonna have to end this session early today.” Rarity, Aj, Chrysi and Rainbow shrug, Twi and Pinkie let out a long ‘awwww’. Without another word, they get get up from their seats and head out the house. Chrysi heads back to her room. I walk back to the living room and sit on a chair across from Starlight. We both sit in silence for a while.

“I thought you were dead.” She grimaces.

“No! That was a dummy!”

“Oh, huh. That explains the lack of blood. Anyway, why are you here? Besides the obvious wanting revenge shtick?”

“Well… That’s pretty much it.” She scratches the back her head. “I’m… Honestly surprised you didn’t hit me as soon you saw me.”

“Likewise.” Silence falls over us again.

“So… What happens now?”

“Well, I don’t know about you,” I snap my fingers and an iron ring appears on her horn. “but as long as everyone thinks you’re dead.” I get up from my chair and encase Starlight in my magic.

“Wait! Hold o-” With a twitch of my hand her head makes a sudden one-eighty. A loud ‘crack’ sounds out and she goes limp. I snap my fingers and the body disappears.

~Where did you send her?~

“Somewhere in the forest.”

-And he did just kill her.-

“Yeah, hopefully no one finds the body.”

*I think I might have gotten away with that.*

-What? That you sent the bitch’s body to the forest a few days ago? Of course you did! We haven’t heard shit about that from anybody!-

*I know.*

~What are you doing out here anyway?~

*I honestly don’t know Ruby. I figured I would just walk around for a bit.*

=In the market?=

*Want me to go back to Town Hall?*

=Fuck that!=

*Then we stay walking around here.* My mind falls silent and I continue to walk around. Making small conversations with ponies that pass by. I still get a few looks from them, but most of them are out of curiosity, others… I can’t really tell. At this point I decided to go back home. It was still mid afternoon, but my talons were killing me. It was when I was on the path leading to my house that I saw something in the distance. I little yellow dot amongst the forest’s edge. Being the curious son-of-a-bitch that I am. I walk over to what I saw. As I got closer the yellow dot became more humanoid in shape.

“The fuck?” I close my hands and the gauntlets form again.

-Go with the hammer this time!-

“Fine.” The gauntlets fly off my hands and the warhammer forms again. I get closer to the figure, and it seems to have its back towards me, if its head movements say anything. *Wait, is that thing a robot?*

-Are you fucking kidding me!? That’s a fucking andriod!-

=How the fuck did an andriod end up here!?= As I got closer I manage to royally fuck up and step on a fucking twig, making a very clear snapping noise. The thing jumps in surprise and quickly turns around. It has a humanoid face; two robotic eyes When it looks to me goes from startled to confused. Not being one for awkward silence. I speak up.

“Why are you here?” The android jumps again. “Speak!” IT flinches.

“Who and what the fuck are you to tell what the fuck to do!? I don’t even know what the fuck you are!”

-Definetly not an android. Or maybe a highly advanced one.-

“I’m a human, what the fuck are you?”

“I’m a human too! And you’re not a human. You’re some kind of bird-human-thing!”

“You never heard of anthros like me?” The android shakes its head. “... Seriously?”

“Yes!” I pause.

“What year is it where you come from?”

“Twenty sixteen. And we’re on Earth!” Now fucking way...

“Umm… We aren’t on Earth anymore. And you’re not a human. And when I last checked the year was twenty twenty-three”

“What do you mean?”

“Look around, does anything look different to you?” He, I assume the thing’s a guy ‘cause of the voice it projects.

“Now that you mention it. Everything does look different, it’s almost like a… cartoon. YOu said I’m not a human?”

“Look at your arm.” He does so, and his eyes visibly widen. Kinda weird, the metal around his face seems to be extremely flexible and stretchy. Almost like Ultron's face in the Avengers. And the eyes look like the turret’s eye in the Portal games. Except his are a little grey in color. He starts to hyperventilate. If that’s even possible. Then he punches himself in the cheek. Making a loud metallic ‘clang’.

“Ok, I’m definitely a robot. I’m not dreaming. This is fucking epic!” He looks all over himself. Admiring all the metal limbs that, according to him, used to be fleshy. I let him look at himself for a few minutes before calling for his attention.

“Hey!” He looks back to me. “Mind telling me your name?”

“No… uh...” I thinks for a minute. “Golden… Streak. Yeah! Golden Streak! That’s it! Yeah.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?” He sighs.

“Fine, my real name is Gabriel.” The hammer dissipates and I hold out my hand.

“Pleasure to meet you.”

“Woah! What the fuck was that?”

“What? This?” The hammer forms again. He nods. “This is just my war hammer.”

“Why is it like that? And how the fuck did it come out of nowhere?” I could only answer that with one word.

“Magic.” Gabriel pauses.

“... Are you fucking with me?” The hammer collapses into a little ball and covers my hands, forming the gauntlets once again. “You’re not fucking with me… Were the fuck are we?”

“We, are in the magical land of Equestria.” I say in a dull tone. At that Gabriel’s eyes light up, literally. The little lines in his eyes turn a dull white.

“What?”

“We’re standing in Equestria. At the edge of the Everfree Forest to be exact.” Gabriel looks back to the forest and backs up a little.

“Does that mean we’re near Ponyville?”

“Yeah, how do you know that?” He gives me an ‘isn’t it obvious?’ look.

“Because I fucking love this show called ‘My little Pony’. Ever heard of it?”

“Don’t fucking talk to me as if I’m a fucking retard. I know what the fuck that show is. I’m not a brony or whatever you call yourselves.”

“Really?” I nod. “Does that mean-”

“No.”

“Oh, ok.” I turn around.

“Come on, it’s getting late.”

“Woah, who says I have to go with you?”

“Well ,I was going to offer you a place to crash until you get your own place. But I guess since you don’t-”

“Wait!” Gabriel falls into step next to me, I chuckle.

“I can tell we’re gonna get along really quick.”

“What makes you say that?”

“You’ll see.”

“Let me get this straight, if it wasn’t for the main six, they would more or likely called you a monster and ran you out of town?” I lead Gabriel to my house and let him sleep on the couch until further notice. Once I woke up I had to calm Chrysi down after she flipped out when she saw Gabriel. After that we just started to talk. We both agreed that we come from Earth’s from different dimensions. It’s amazing who a long, drawn out conversation can be summed up to a single sentence.

“Yeah, pretty much.” It was also established that Gabriel was actually a human before coming here. “Now with that out of the way. How did you get here?”

“To put it simply. I think I died.”

“Please explain.”

“Well… the last thing I remember is driving down a road and getting t-boned by a truck, then everything turned white. When I come too again I’m laying where you found me, and you know everything else from then on.”

“Hmm… That’s strange.”

“You’re telling me.”

“At least I got here by comprehensible means.”

“Fuck you.”

“Nah. I’m good.” He lets out an aggravated grunt. “CHanging the subject, you wnna go meet the girls?” At that he brightens.

“I’d love that!”

“Woah! Calm down brony.” He gives me a mean look. “Kidding. Lets go.” We get up from the kitchen table and head out. “I’ll be back Chrysi!”

“Ok!” Gabriel gives me a weird look.

“She doesn't like it when I don’t tell her when I go out.” Still the weird look. “I’m her only friend, I think she would care a lot about her only friend.”

“I still don’t know how you made friends with a changeling.”

“I saved her from a fucking manticore.”

“Reall?” I nod. “Oh… well that makes sense.” We make our way outside.

“So, who do you want to see first?”

“Uh… I thought you would have them all gather at Twilight’s or something.”

“We can do that.” Silence. “Gabriel?” Silence. “If you’re looking at my fuking wings again...”

“Sorry! It’s just, why like that?”

“They were originally feathered.”

“What made them change?”

“You know who Tirek is?”

“Yeah...”

“He tore them off, I turned into a ball of living fire and these somehow grew in.”

“Oh...”

“If you want a more detailed description ask Twi. Now lets go.”

“Ok.”

“Ember, you mind telling us why you called us here?”

“Be quiet Rainbow, I’ll show you in a sec.” I asked Twi to get Spike to get the girls to meet in the table-map room. “Alright, you all ready?” The girls, and Spike, nod. “Alright, just stay calm no matter what.”

“Wait, wha-”

“Alight! Come in Golden Streak!” To this day I don’t know why the fucker insists to be called Golden Streak. Whenever I ask he just says some bullshit about ‘reinventing’ himself. Probably the whole ‘new body, thing.

The main doors open and reveal the golden-yellow android. The whole falls silent as, Golden, walks into the room and stops to stand next to me. While the girls are lfe with faces of wide-eyed confusion and surprise.

“Girls, meet Golden Streak. Golden Streak, meet Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, and Rainbow.” Golden, god I need to get used to that. Just waved.

“Hi.” The girls might not see it. But He’s trying his hardest to contain his excitement.

“Calm the fuck down.” I whisper.

“I’m trying.” He whispers back.

“Howdy!” Aj pipes up. “Nice ta meet’cha!” She gets up from her chair and walks over to Golden, holding out a hoof. Taking the hint, he grabs Aj hoof and shakes it. “Woah! Yer cold to the touch, you alright?”

“Uh, yeah. That’s just because I’m a… robot.” Aj doesn't respond right away.

“A what?”

“He’s made of metal.” When I said that Twi eyes widened, they even began to shine. “Alright, you all can go.” The girls, except for Twi, look to me. When they see the look on my face the smile mischievously. I then bolt out the main doors with the girls, excluding Twi. Leaving Golden with the ever-so-easily-excited-scientist Twilight.

“How did meet ‘em.” Rainbow asked.

“He kinda appeared in this place in a similar way I did.”

“Ohhh. Does that mean you're not the only heumoon-thing here?”

“It’s human, and yes, although. I wish he a woman.”

“Why darling?” Rarity asked.

“So I can fuck.” The girls freeze in their tracks. Then look to me. “What?”

“What’d yall say?”

“I said that I was hopping Golden was a woman so I can possibly make love. You know, do the dirty, putting my meat-rod in her love-hole, my frosting-stick into her cream-cake, my-”

“Ah think thats enough Ember.”

“At least you get it now.” I look to Fluttershy. Who at the moment has a bright pink face. “Right, sorry Flutters, kinda forgot you’re a little sensitive towards that subject.” I walk over to her, kneel down, and scratch her behind the ears again. *I love doing this.*

=Cute.= I stop scratching Flutters and stand back up.

“Whelp, I’ll see you girls later.” I flare my wings and take off. “Fuck I need to practice more with these fucking wings.”

A loud thumping comes from upstairs.

“Who the fuck?” I get up from my chair and walk upstairs and open the door. “Oh, hey Golden. Had fun?” He scowls at me.

“That wasn’t cool man.”

“Hey, you got to hang out with Twi right?”

“I guess, but still!”

“Still what? You got to hang out with Twilight for the day! Isn’t that your dream or some shit?”

“Yeah, you’re right.” He pauses. “Still wasn’t funny that you left me like that.”

“Me and the girls thought you’d be fine on your own. I see that we were right.” I walk back inside, leaving the door open for Golden. I hear the close behind and some footsteps.

“So what do we do now?”

“Now, we go to meet Celestia.”

“REALLY!?”

Author's Notes:

Yes, I decided to bring back Golden Streak. But please keep in mind that in this world his mind has been wiped clean of everything that has happened in my previous stories. I'm gonna try and 're-create' him.