Now complete!

Carl 'CJ' Johnson is a man no one wants to mess with. Ready for everything and fearing nothing, he has seen and done it all.

Or so he thought.

After getting shitfaced with a few homies, he wakes up to find himself in Equestria.

Stuck in a foreign land - a land without guns, gangs or even other humans - Carl quickly realizes that there are things no man was ever prepared for. Things that can't be solved by killing, blackmailing or crashing cars.

Rated Mature for heavy, non-stop swearing (over 600 uses of 'fuck' and 'shit'), some mild violence and non-explicit sexual content. It's a Grand Theft Auto crossover, what did you expect anyway?

You can read this story even if you haven't played GTA San Andreas. There are a few quotes and references that you won't get, but other than that, CJ's background story doesn't play much of a role in this story's events.

Still better than my other stories anyway, which contain stuff that no one can possibly get.

Now available in Russian (translated by DDM):

https://ficbook.net/readfic/4541217

https://stories.everypony.ru/story/12282/

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YrtnBwcnYkxC-CR7Bli8oGYS5Xbr8o55lPQJ_IjO3OQ/edit?usp=sharing