So I woke up this morning as a purple tentacled horror right out of Lovecraft. Most would be worried by this. I on the other hand had only so many f***s to give, and I intended to save them for more important things.
Thankfully my apartment's fine despite the spontaneous Elder Godhood. As is my collection of nerdery. Which is a plus. I'd've not been happy if anything was damaged. Yes, I care about my stuff more than the fact I'd been changed, so sue me.
The problem is my apartment apparently came with me to Equestria. How do I know it's Equestria? Well I'm next door neighbor's to a very purple unicorn living in a house-tree and a cute blond-maned filly.
Now I have to deal with getting reverse adopted by a filly, dealing with a neurotic purple unicorn who thinks I'm evil, and trying to live a 'normal' life in a land of friendship and magic as an Overpowered Eldritch Monster with Godlike Powers.
If I could only figure out how to 'use ' said Godlike Powers....
Hey look, it has a non-canon side-story: A Loli, A Horror, and Far Too Many Tentacles
Set in Season One. Rated Teen for Language. (Updated to Mature.) The Sex tag is just in case of any sexual references or innuendo in conversations. The Alternate Universe tag is there because I intend to do certain canon things out of order.
Current editor: Haloboy11721
New Cover art by Aprion Much love for the art! 
WAT!? Featured already!? Really!?
Because Magic. It’s featured again on June 24th, 2017.
Again.... Again on April 24th, 2018
Seriously, people must like this. June 18th, 2018
14 Chapters:
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So... I have tentacles now... Cool. (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
3,848
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Foals, a Creepy Lyrist, and the friends of a Neurotic Unicorn. (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 12th, 2019
2,672
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A Conversation Between a Princess and a God, or Lyra scares the Hell out of me. (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
2,945
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A Mother's Wrath, or Derpy mishears something and punches me in the face. (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 12th, 2017
2,141
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An Unwanted Party, or WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?! (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 24th, 2017
2,316
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The Great Ponyville Dubstep War: Eldritch vs. DJ Pon-3 (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 10th, 2019
1,452
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Hanging with Lyra and modifying my house, or I've watched way too much HGTV (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
2,150
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Twilight yells at me, Twilight gets a talking to, and I make a more permanent living arrangement. (Edited) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
1,338
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My New Home (Reworked) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
3,525
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How to get to Canterlot, or the creation of the A-Team. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
2,082
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Storming a Castle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2018
3,187
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Of Stealth Mares and Lovebugs [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 23rd, 2018
1,424
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Story Time and running out of f***s to give (or, That's it! Time to leave!) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 8th, 2019
3,288
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I Return (with a princess) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 8th, 2019
1,628