When Twilight gets drunk, she does what any rational pony her age would do...
Locks herself in a little room, and writes expressive letters to all of her friends.
Much to everyone's not-surprise, Twilight's drunken letters tend to be drastically more blunt than the usual kind.
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Twilight Sparkle tends to be a bit more expressive with her emotions when she's under the effects of alcohol. Things become more awkward than usual when she writes letters to all her friends.
Ms. Peachbottom was confused for an inspector upon her last visit to the Crystal Empire; but despite that, she still met someone she positively adores. These are the letters of Shining Armor's stalker.