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Here are some of Celestia's letters that Spike has never burped out. After Spike's death due to a fatal magic trick, doctors found a gazillion letters from Celestia that were stuck in his kidneys! Will you be the first to read these unread
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Dear Reader,

Ah, well Spike... He's always had an issue that Twilight may have never realized... Accidentally digesting some of the letters instead of burping em' out. Well, it was probably for the better. After that foolish Twilight mixed up a few words in her silly little magic trick... well... then there was a dead baby dragon. SOOO yeah, errr, since Spike signed some kind of thingy about being an organ donor, he was taken to the Ponyville laboratory. A few minutes after Dr. Saddleman and Professor Manesmith began the operation, they found a gazillion letters in Spike's kidneys! I don't even know how, but the letters managed to stay in mint condition. Go ahead, I guess I'll let you read my kinda embarrassing letters. No big deal... JUST DO IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!!!

PS: Luna just asked me if mint condition letters taste like mints. She has a lot to learn.

Yours truly-ish,

Princess Celestia

Dubious
Incomplete
Random
Comedy

2,341 words: Estimated 10 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

12 Chapters:

  1. I'm Too Lazy to Raise the Sun Today... Can't I Just Wait Until Tomorrow?! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 23rd, 2014
    152
  2. How Does Everypony Know All the Lyrics to Whatever Songs I've Never Even Heard Before? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 16th, 2013
    275
  3. Omg, MMORPGs Are So Freaking Addicting [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 13th, 2013
    190
  4. Luna Told Me That I Should Become A Hipster [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 12th, 2013
    85
  5. The Mathematical Equation of Friendship [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 12th, 2013
    200
  6. Fluttershy is Drugging Up the Animals [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 13th, 2013
    260
  7. Discord is Discriminating Against Ponies That Have Lactose Intolerance [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 16th, 2013
    119
  8. You'll Be Okay... Maybe... Not? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 18th, 2013
    144
  9. The Ultimate Test of Laziness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 14th, 2013
    293
  10. Luna, Where Did You Put The Answers To The Ultimate Test of Laziness?! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 23rd, 2014
    285
  11. 101 Ways to Punish a Mischievous Pony [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 23rd, 2014
    223
  12. A Little Alliteration [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 23rd, 2014
    115
Published Mar 13th, 2013
Last Update May 23rd, 2014

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