Dear Twilight Sparkle,

LUNA IS BANISHED!!! Lately, I've been reading a more classic literature, and therefore, was inspired by Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. So, as I left off on the last letter, I have to find a way to punish Luna. I love that stupid bitch, but she has to be taught a lesson here and there. Thank goodness there has never been a situation where I've had to resort to... (CRASH! BANG! ...) Hey Luna, is everything alrigh-... you... NO. YOU BROKE MY FURBY?! THAT'S IT. I have to resort to my book: "101 Ways to Punish a Mischievous Pony"!

This is where I need your help, Twilight. I need help deciding which method I should use to punish Luna. It will be hard to choose with there being 101 techniques. Here are a few:

1. Burn them.
2. Burn off their hoof and have them eat the ashes.
3. Give them candy.
4. Give them a cup of coffee.
5. Make them drink coffee and choke on candy for a bittersweet death.
6. Introduce them to 4chan.
7. Make them listen to a ten hour loop of Nyan Cat.
8. Banish them to the moon.
. . . .
I think I have an idea. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? LUNA IS BANISHED TO THE MOON! Haha, that ought to teach her a lesson!

Yours truly,
Princess Celestia