Dear Twilight,

Good job on defeating Discord! Lactose intolerant ponies all over Equestria are praising you and your friends! Since you've worked so hard, now is a great time to test your skills of laziness. You haven't had much time to practice it, but you'll get the hang of it! Look at me! I've mastered it so well, I don't even bother to leave Canterlot to defeat enemies that come our way. All I have to do is rely on you six! Anyways, you have 20 minutes to complete this test. Best of luck! 3... 2... 1... GO!

The Ultimate Test of Laziness

1. What do you do when you hear your alarm go off in the morning?
a) turn it off
b) reset it to a later time
c) ignore it
d) don't set your alarm in the first place

2. If Applejack asks you to help her gather all of the spilled apples...
a) make an apple pie
b) pretend that you are blind and not see the apples
c) roll around on the ground, eating all of the apples that have fallen
d) throw an apple at Applejack

3. If ponies are wrapping up winter...
a) break the ice
b) make nests for the birds
c) lock yourself up in a room, sipping hot chocolate while reading a Daring Doo book
d) fuck it... USE MAGIC!

4. What responsibilities would you receive if you were a princess?
a) baking chocolate cakes for Luna
b) traveling across Equestira, learning the names of each individual pony
c) demanding praise and obedience from everypony
d) eh, whatever

The End

Yeah, I hope you don't fail. Well, it's not that I really care, ya know. Just encouraging words of wisdom.

Yours truly,
Princess Celestia