Hey Twi-dawg,

Sup?! Ya, Princy Luna toldz me I should, like, totally become more hip, dude. Like, seriouslyyyy, I need to get back in da loop! I remember in my lil' filly yearz mai elders would be all like "YOU STUPID PONYTEEN, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BEING ONE OF EM' REBELS." So I never did. *sigh* BUT SCREW DAT SHIZNIT! Imma free spirit! I flow with da wind! Hey, dees huge nerdy glasses actually look kinda good on me!

Chow gurl!
C-dawg