My fellow knight, Twilight Sparkle,

Here. take thy weapons. You have a long sword, a flail, and a long bow with 20 arrows sharpened to perfection. Ah, MMORPGs are... OMG IT'S A HUGE FUCKING DRAGON! DIE! DIE! DIE! . . . . so addicting. Seriously. I remember when Luna first showed me the computer. I was all "What? Hell no! Technology is too advanced for me!"... And then when she tried to introduce me to email: "Nononono."... and then she showed me MMORPGs... my mind raced with the adrenaline of nerdiness. I began to... OH SHIT, THERE'S A HUGE-ASS ORC CHASING ME!..... Phew. That was a close one! You know, it's true that friendship is magic. The friends that I made online always find a way to let me charge up my magic attacks during the boss fights. Not only that, but if I weren't friends with my computer, none of this would have ever been possible. Oh, I love you computer!
PS: The female characters are freaking HOT!

Yeah, yeah, I'll talk to ya later cause I'm busy kicking ass right now,
Princess C.