Celestia's Unread (And Hopefully Forgotten) Letters.
Chapter 7: Discord is Discriminating Against Ponies That Have Lactose Intolerance
Previous Chapter Next ChapterDear Twilight Sparkle,
It seems that we have a problem. Dick-head Discord is back. Back in the day, he would constantly make it rain chocolate milk. I hated him so much for that... and as you may know, Twilight, I have Lactose Intolerance. I'm afraid that the lesson of laziness that I taught you earlier will be too irrational. It takes years of practice. So, instead use the... oh shit. Where did they go? I probably left the Elements of Harmony in my bedroom or something. Eh, you'll figure it out. Twilight, it is up to you and your friends to stop Discord. Let no Lactose Intolerant ponies have to tolerate this madness!
Good Luck,
Princess Celestia