Dear Twilight Sparkle,

As you can see,
Bipedy bopedy bee,
I am writing poetry.

It is so nice not to have a nagging Luna near.
Nothing to lose, nothing to fear.
Peace and prosperity is all I can possibly hear.

Except for the screams of little beggar ponies shriveling up and dying to my sun's heat rays of justice.

Lol.

Metaphors, similes,
Stanza-filling opportunities.
Personifica- I MEAN ponification,
Along with a little alliteration.

Writing poetry isn't too hard.
Actually, it's kind of fun.
Just scribble down some random shit and call it done.

And with a little bit of luck,
Flipedety fickety fuck,
You just might not suck.

Yours truly,
Princess Celestia