You know when you were young you had those dreams of magic, medieval kingdoms, royal princesses and princess's, mythical creatures and whatnot. Well when that dream becomes a reality it isn't as cracked up to be. Snobbish nobility, political maneuvers ,stoic and cold guards, stupid petitioners, the occasional feral beast wandering near civilization, teen-age dragons, skullduggery, intrigue and assassination attempts galore.
Sadly for me my job is to handle all of this AND maintain my own social life, whenever the hell I can even get the time to do anything other than eat, sleep and shower.