WARNING!

THIS STORY CONTAINS SOME SERIOUSLY OOC PONIES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Have you ever pissed anyone off?

No, I don't mean it in a 'Stealing the last can from the fridge' pissed off. But rather

'Broke up with a very powerful, angry and slightly insane pony who raised the sun with frightening ease pissed off'

Well...I may have done just that.

And now I'm reduced to running around Equestria, trying desperately to escape the crazy mare while also attempting to hold back my more carnal urge for Alicorn Arse.

...I might have to get back to you on that.

But seriously, our relationship wasn't going anywhere. Celestia had little time for me and with all the shifts I've been working as of late I've had little time for her, so it was really for the best.

Well...it was until she tried to set me on fire, chase me, scream various obscenities not suitable for foals, falcon punch Discord into next week, oh and threaten to rip off my di-

"WHERE IS HE, I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF HIS D-"

Oops, better run!

This story is loosely tied to The Royal Break Up Chronicles, and can be counted as a chronicle, albeit with a lot of short chapters.

By the way, don't take this too seriously. It's just a bit of fun for me XD

Cover art belongs to the glorious Shadow Bolt!