Sorry for the wait but I wanted to focus on Never Judge before the next chappy XD

In any case, here's the next chappy!

I hope you're up for some crazy Princesses, I know I am :D

Begin!

I…I think…wow.

Okay Celestia was brilliant in the sack, don't get me wrong. But Luna…wow, Luna just took it to a whole other level.

How do I even explain it?

Well…it's like comparing an ordinary ham sandwich to an ordinary ham sandwich…with MAYO!

…Hmm, very ironic analogy, but it's what it is.

But yeah, Celestia was great in bed. She knew what pleased me and wasn't afraid to experiment. But Luna…Luna was all of this, but with a whole new layer of kinky.

Take this scenario for example.

Celestia and I in are fucking in the bed, and I'm driving into that ass with such gusto that she's howling like a banshee. Eventually it'd get to the climatic end, Celestia would recognize the signs of me about to quite literally blow, and would simply add a little more force into her backwards thrusting.

I would finish inside, she would moan like hell, then we'd have a few smooches and fall asleep with a smile on our faces.

Overall, pretty good sex and nothing to complain about.

But Luna…

Luna and I were in the exact same scenario. I was about to finish and pretty much gasped that I was about to do so. Upon hearing me though, Luna swiftly forced me onto my back with her glorious ass…and continued to ride me with feral abandon.

Now at the time, I thought it no different from Celestia, if not with a little more…animalistic intent. However when my fantastic end was brought out of me…the night princess didn't exactly stop. In fact even when it began to get REALLY uncomfortable, and sensitive as all hell, all she did was grin down at me, light up her horn and…well, wow.

Let's just say that never in all my life have I ever experienced anything like it. Pain and pleasure were morphed into agonizing bliss...and I fucking loved every second of it.

Forgive my unsophisticated words, but I came and I came like a fucking faucet. Hell we were both so caught up in the immense sensation, that both of us thought the room was shaking.

Actually I think it might have been...meh, it was probably nothing to worry about.

But anyway here I am, resting on a rather damp bed with a very happy pony licking my…nipples.

Yep, she's just that kinky. I don't think I'll ever meet another alicorn who'll match her in it, let alone perform like she does.

"Mhmm," she hummed sultrily, stretching her hind legs against my own. "Never in all our life have we felt such passion, thou hast pleased us immensely."

Chuckling, I gently took her left ear in my grasp and rubbed it softly, resulting in a rather happy giggle from the night princess.

"Well I do my best," I quipped, allowing myself to feel a certain amount of pride.

"Indeed," she giggled blissfully…

Only to sudden stop and rest over me swiftly, her near frightened gaze burning into my own.

"We pleased thee, did we not?" she asked worriedly, a rather frantic look in her eyes. "W-We made thou happy, no?"

Taken aback by her sudden mood switch, I could only blink stupidly for a few seconds, my senses only returning to me when her breathing became shallow, her body trembling slightly.

"Y-Yes, yes you did!" I affirmed quickly, smiling as best I could to alleviate her fears. "That magic you did was beyond anything I've ever felt, you were fantastic!"

My words evidently did the trick as she instantly began to calm down, that look in her eye shifting into one of content joy.

"We are glad," she purred elatedly. "We feared that our lovemaking would pale in comparison to our sister's."

I simply chuckled and held her close, kissing her horn comfortingly so as to alleviate her fears.

"Don't worry Luna," I soothed, whilst simultaneously wondering just how I was going to escape her steadily tightening grasp. "Compared to what you just did, Celestia isn't even in your league."

Luna's eyes shone with tears at this, her muzzle swiftly locking onto mine as she-

"IS THAT SO MY LOVE?!"

A loud explosion boomed from just a short distance in front of us, the dust from said explosion forcing me to shield my eyes with my hands…well, that and the really bright light emanating from-

"Oh shit…"

The light died down a touch, revealing a very pissed looking Celestia. Her eyes were darting from a very shocked Luna, and then back onto me, continuing until she finally locked them on my own, angry tears streaming down her matted fur and onto the ground…burning it.

"You…you and my sister?" she whimpered tearfully. "You left me for…for her?!"

I opened my mouth to, once again confirm, that I hadn't left her for anyone…but unfortunately I never got the chance.

"Indeed he has dear sister!" Luna boomed, her hooves snaking round my chest possessively as she grinned victoriously. "Min lover has finally discovered the wonder of our more superior hindquarters!"

Her eyes narrowed somewhat as they took in a stunned Celestia, her tongue slithering out to lick my cheek happily.

"What's more, we hath discovered the glory of his wondrous shaft and attentive touch…and we will never let him go…"

"Wait, what?"

A noise...a sound touched my ears, it was so...heart wrenching.

That sound...The sound of Celestia's sobbing.

It's like an angel weeping over the loss of an innocent soul…and I'm getting poetic again, basically her crying was making me feel like shit.

Oh and Luna's clinginess was a little bit creepy…so yeah, I may or may not have slipped my way out of her embrace and out the bed, though it was mostly to find some form of clothing.

What, I was stark naked between two very attractive sisters that I had absolutely no intention of doing anything else with. Why wouldn't I want to cover myself from- you don't believe this for a second do you?

"Why Lee...?" Celestia whimpered, tears streaming down her face, "Why would do this to me, to us...with my own sister?"

I sighed for about the billionth time that day, rubbing my nose in irritation.

"For the last time Celestia," I growled. "We're NOT together! I'm not with you, or your sister, or-"

You know...when I get into a rant, I don't usually realize what I've said and its implications until I stop or someone tells me.

Thus the sudden chill in the air did little to stop me...at least until I heard a sniffle as someone began to growl...menacingly.

"We are...not together, min beloved?"

The chill around me became a hell of a lot colder as I turned around...only to REALLY wish I hadn't.

Luna, in all her loony glory, was hovering in the air, tears streaming down her cheeks and matting her fur. Her ears were splayed back in fury, whilst her eyes were narrowed dangerously, her teeth bared in rage.

"Uhhh..."

"Beloved," she all but hissed. "Are we...or are we not...TOGETHER!"

"Um…"

She snarled and charged, her iris becoming slit-like as she did so.

"NO, HE IS MINE SISTER!"

Out of the corner of my eye, I suddenly noticed a very desperate looking Celestia flying towards me, her hooves open wide, a very disturbing smile adorning her muzzle.

"Haha...I'm gonna die!"

Author's Notes:

A thank you for the picture Shadow ma man!

Sorry for the long wait, I have no excuse other than distraction and Pokemon X taking up all my free time.

I've yet to nickname Xerneas too!

What do you reckon, Celestia, Luna, Cadance or Nightmare?

…What?

Cya in whatever I next update/upload!