We're back baby! And with some more OOC ponies all too ready to kill each other over a douche bag.

Just like in real life, right? Oooh, I fucking went there.

Begin!

I opened my eyes to find myself lying in a rather luxurious room. It reminded me all too well of the type you'd expect to sleep in at a five star hotel.

Thought to honest…I was kind of a little more concerned about the pink foreleg that was currently wrapped around my chest.

Oh and the tousled mane belonging to none other than the Crystal Princess, who was oh so happily whinnying softly against my skin.

I think her legs are moving t- Yep, she's running in her sleep.

As I laid there against the very comfy sheets, I couldn't help but feel as though I were forgetting something…something drastic. Something so important that the very wellbeing of my soul might be on the line should I not remember.

…

Meh, probably nothing to be concerned about.

"Mhmm…Good morning sweetheart."

I couldn't help the goofy grin that wormed its way onto my face, nor the chuckle that escaped me when I noticed Cadance struggling to move her hind legs…at all.

"Oh, I think you rammed me a little too well last night honey," she giggled, falling softly back onto my chest before using her magic to gently maneuver me into a loving kiss.

"Sorry Caddy," I apologized, unable to stay the proud grin as I observed her happily tired expression. "I'll uh…try not to be so rough next ti-"

I was quickly cut off by yet another smooch, though this one lasted a tad longer than the last. In any case, Cadance eventually broke it off and smiled at me…with such passion in her expression it rendered me silent.

"Don't apologize baby," she soothed warmly. "I loved every second of our lovemaking, I don't regret a thing."

She looked away and laid her head back on my chest, nuzzling it tenderly as she sighed…so happily.

"Just hold me my love," she crooned. "Hold me, love me…and always promise to never let me go."

"Always," I whispered, obeying her request to the letter and tightening my hold on her affectionately.

I could hear the birds outside chipping in joy. A soft breeze was wafting around the room too, caressing my uncovered skin soothingly, as if beseeching that I close my eyes…and rest with the mare in my arms.

So…perfect. Nothing can ruin this moment.

…

…

…

CRASH!

The two of us nearly jumped out of our skin as the door to our room flew out of the…closed window.

Ahem.

In its place was something so terrible, so frightening that I instinctively put myself in front of Cadance protectively. Not that I believed for a moment that it would stop the two beasts in front of me.

Not that…that…memories…that…

A sun, a moon, yelling, screaming, loving, crying. Too much, too much!

…

Oh…fuck…

And in the most cliché of moments…I remembered everything. Celestia, the break up. Luna, the love making. The fight between the two, Cadance finding me, helping me…making love with me…

Double fuck.

Truly it was no shock that both Celestia and Luna looked all but ready to tear the wings off of Cadance. No, the shock was that when they looked at me…they both seemed to be in some sort of agreement.

What with the similarly creepy/loving smiles that graced their faces that is.

"Hello Sugarbear," Celestia cooed, her right eye twitching dangerously. "We've been searching for you all night and morning sweetie. All night…and all…morning."

"Y-yeah about that," I stammered. "I uh…I…Oh fuck it, I have no idea what to say right now."

"Oh don't worry beloved," Luna chimed in, her tone rather too…happy for my liking. "We do not blame thee for thy actions. Thou was not in control. T'was our niece that claimed thee from our Bat cave and confused thee with her power of lust."

"Excuse me Aunty!" Cadance snapped, her wings enveloping me tightly as something akin to a snarl escaped her muzzle. "My power is that of love, not lust! And I love Lee far more than you two could ever understand!"

A few twitches of the eye, two muzzles raised in a snarl, growling similar to a wild beast permeating the room.

"Thou dares to compare thy selfish desires to that of ours?" Luna demanded, her voice so quiet that I legitimately had chills. "Niece, thou goes too far…"

"Oh, I don't think so," Cadance retorted, her wings tightening to a near painful point…and just what the fuck was touching my shingle? "I think the two of you were just using him to satisfy your needs! I think that the two of you cared nothing for him, let alone loved him as much as I do."

"You dare-"

"Yes I dare!" Cadance interrupted hotly. "I love Lee and Lee loves me. He's over you, both of you! So get over it, get over him and get back to your lives! He's mine now!"

You know…I'm not usually the type of guy that catches on quickly. In fact I've been known on numerous occasions to be quite slow on certain things.

But the thunderous expression, the way they slowly began to advance on a steadily hyperventilating Cadance, the way said mare was just about managing to suffocate me.

And the way that both Celestia and her sister looked at me, the way their expressions became loving, warm…creepy.

"Yours?" Luna whispered, a rather messed up smile firmly planted on her muzzle as she neared me.

"Y-Yes!" Cadance affirmed, backing away slightly and pulling me with her.

Ach!

"Oh niece…" Celestia crooned, licking her lips as she placed her right forehoof on the bed. "You have a lot to learn about being an Alicorn…so deeply in love with another being."

"Indeed," Luna giggled darkly, she too beginning to climb onto the bed. "Let us show thee just what can occur when thou refuses to…know thy place."

I felt their breath as they neared, wings erect and ruffling in a very dangerous manner.

…

I have the slightest inclination that I should probably start running…as in now, right now, now!

How I broke out of Cadance's hold and managed to jump over the two startled mares before me is…well, beyond me.

It happens.

But nonetheless I did so, leaping over them and continuing to run full pelt out of the door and towards the stairs.

Freedo-

The sudden rubble along the ground made me stubble and nearly lose my footing. In fact it was so immense that I accidently looked behind me…and what I saw was a trio of twitching eyes and creepy smiles of adoration.

"SHMOOPIE!"

"BELOVED!"

"BABY!"

FUCK!

Author's Notes:

And done!

Expect more soon XD

Cya, stay snuggly!