Hunter is a human that has been in Equestria for about a month, and has come to a realization:
The ponies are completely ignorant to the less innocent things in life. The young man isn't about to ruin this image the ponies have made for themselves, and just tries to live day by day in a world not meant to house him without destroying its delicate balance.
Cover art was done by Wacky! Go forth and commission!
Editor: The Cake Devil