15 Chapters:

1. There’s no way to turn thirty in this town without all the citizens waiting for you in your fridge. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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2. I’m not gonna tell my grandkids that I teamed up with Daring Do only to find a golden toilet plunger. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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3. I’m pretty sure we can’t expect a warm welcome here again. Pun not intended. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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4. I never expected that I’d tell that story to a bunch of hippies, but, as The Book of Vinyl Scratch says, one has to adapt or end up in a plastic bag at the bottom of the Horseshoe Bay. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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5. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life as a pair of eyeballs floating through multiverse. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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6. After all, a rainforest without rain would be... well, I can’t come up with anything more insightful than an observation that rainforests without rain would be just forests. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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7. She’d end up screwing those guys in their metaphysical butts with a stainless steel strap-on. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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8. While Trixie admits it wasn’t the luckiest choice of words, it’s not a reason to cum buckets over it. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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9. But pray tell, why are we sitting in this shithole? Shouldn’t we party, watching the world die or something? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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10. Jogging, gym, and excessive masturbation can’t really combat the fact that I still like cheap, unhealthy food while having more money for it. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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11. I’ve been turned into stone once and it’s not pleasant. Especially if you were about to pee and then you’re stuck with a full bladder for a week. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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12. We’ll need fuel and resources if we want to get to the South Pole and it’s not like we can go to a store and buy some winter jackets after we blow up a whole block. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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13. Monks from the Gelding Grotto have a similar thing. It’s thousands years old, but all it says are corny jokes. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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14. I just looked into the face of one of these creatures and I am afraid that I have gone temporarily insane. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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15. We’re orbiting some small, yet very colourful planet – something taken out of the dream of a stoned modern artist. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 2nd, 2015
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