<p>Hello, my name is Minuette and I just woke up in a wagon with two idiots, a headache, and a few bags of bits belonging to a guy called Bacio della Morte. Can this day get any worse?</p><p>Of course it can.</p><p>Edited by <a href="/user/Ravencrofte" rel="nofollow">Ravencrofte</a></p><p>Mature rating for swearing and some questionable scenes (no clop or excessive gore).<br/>Russian translation by <a href="/user/326086/repitter" rel="nofollow">repitter</a>, edited by <a href="/user/288725/FoxcubRandy" rel="nofollow">FoxcubRandy</a> and <a href="https://ponyfiction.org/accounts/19730/" rel="nofollow">makise_homura</a>:</p><ul><li> 🇺🇦<a href="https://ponyfiction.org/story/14515/" rel="nofollow">PonyFiction</a>🇺🇦</li><li>🇺🇦<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K6u7KpCEVMCxflxPyY4JU0K1x1V7yUVB4Vl9oMw-iUw/edit?usp=sharing" rel="nofollow">Google Docs</a>🇺🇦</li></ul>
11 Chapters:
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Sweet Celestia, what did I do yesterday? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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Are you okay, Minuette? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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Leave them and stop trying to tear the fabric of reality! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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I was looking for some duct tape and this friggin’ box fell on my head, so I took a look... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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“Ride of the Valkyries” on the radio and you can pour napalm on the zebras all morning. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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It’s not medieval when you needed a virgin and a good sword to kill a dragon. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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Screw psychology: I feel like inside of a giant vagina. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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Yeah, and I’ve never tried to pee my name in the snow. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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Actually, life must kinda suck when you can’t even trust your own ass. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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And, above all, do we really need a user’s manual to take a dump? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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Our life is in the hooves of an insane inventor, adult model with questionable political views, a town drunk, two shy lesbians, and Vinyl. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2014
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Other Titles in this Series:
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Hello, my name is Minuette and I just woke up in a wagon with two idiots, a headache, and some mafioso's money. Can this day get any worse?
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After suddenly becoming rich, Minuette decides to invest her money wisely. Delivery services company – yeah, that sounds good enough. Nothing can go wrong with that...