A parody of "Like A Sex Machine" by cleverpun (parodied with permission, of course). Now with double the words for double the fun!... Yippie skippy.

One day, the fabulous and sadistic Rarity wakes up to find that she's a changeling! Does she panic? No, silly, that would be in character. Instead, she decides to go on a wild, sex crazed romp through PonyVille, doing everypony as anypony! Apparently, Chrysalis thinks she should've thought her plan through some more.

Rated "M" for obvious reasons.

And for those of you who can't stand this story (all twenty-two of you), you can always read the original. No big deal, it's just, y'know, pride and all.

And thank you the Train Wreck Explorers for including me in a folder of Bad Trollfics! It's my first fanfiction to be a part of a group and I'm honored! Don't worry, you guys, I'll try harder next time to make a good trollfic! Y'know, like The Sexual Misadventures Of Big Mac and Celestia's hard day.