Mere weeks after being hired as a bodyguard/bartender by Yang Xiao Long, a hero of Equestria and owner of the Carne Den, Searing Victory contracts a mysterious, practically unknown magical disease: Background Pony Syndrome. Nobody really notices her, and it leads to a bad day.
Then Discord notices her and everything goes sideways during her treatment adventure. Really, the whole adventure is sideways, weird, bizarre, and strange. At least she doesn't have to worry about space for souvenirs and stuff.
New tags will be added as neccessary. AND YES! THE TITLE IS A JOJO REFERENCE!
Side story to I Burn.
Crosses over with RWBY for a bit.