11/7/17 THE LAST HALF OF THIS STORY NO LONGER EXISTS! IT IS BEING REDONE! ALL OTHER CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN EDITED!!!
You know those moments where you stayed up all night partying and just kind of wake up in the middle of no where with literally zero recollection of how you got there? Yeah, this is kinda like that.
I don't have a lot of time, so I'm gonna keep this brief; I've lived an interesting life, done some things I probably shouldn't have, and I am part of a very dysfunctional family. At least, I used to be...
I can't explain how this happened, or why, but I am NOT where I should be. What's worse is that my memory is like a jigsaw puzzle with quite a few missing pieces, one of those bearing my own name. To top it off, now I got this blue bitch trying to play 'Mother' with me and I honesty don't know how much more my sanity can take.
As if my mental state wasn't fucked up enough on its own, now I gotta deal with this? I swear I am going to lose my mind...
[Ladies and Gentlemen, for the sake of your bitchiness, I would like to address a few things here. First and foremost; There will be several references in this due to the sheer randomness of the main character. There will also be a lot of swearing, yelling, and maybe a few psychotic episodes. This is also my first ever human turned pony story and was inspired by others, mainly the one by Zamairiac. That being said, have a field day.]
FEATURED: 1/4/17
FEATURED AGAIN: 6/4/18
WTF!? AGAIN???: 8/25/18
AHHHHHHH!!!: 11/5/18
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING: 1/15/19
*Dead*: 3/27/19
18 Chapters:
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REWRITE!!! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 12th, 2017
60
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This is some horse **** [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 10th, 2017
4,031
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Don't call me crazy... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
4,887
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Zero to 100 real quick [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 10th, 2017
3,903
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A gentlecolt in training [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
4,223
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Keeps getting better... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
3,420
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Welcome to the family [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
8,572
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An eye for an eye... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
7,457
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Let's go for a walk [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
7,686
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Quality time with mother [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
5,888
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This thing called 'Feeling' [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
6,688
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The perfect date... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
5,650
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F̵҉̸̕È̶E̶̡̕͞L҉̛͘͘ ̕M͜͡Y̕͢ ҉̵̸͘̕W̵̢̡҉̢R̀͘Ą͏̷̢T̶͞H̕͢͠҉͡!̷̶̡͜͡ [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
9,810
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I feel a disturbance... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
3,530
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Stay out of my head [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
4,113
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(Don't) Do hurtful things to your waifu [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
7,560
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How do I wing? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2019
3,228
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Generic Angsty Title [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 24th, 2020
5,171