Sir Freddy the Golden!
[The following is a displaced story with hints of crackfic, crossing over with the Five Nights at Freddy's games.]
Once upon a time a person I used to be went to a convention dressed as a golden bear to scare a few fools. The only thing my outfitting lacked was a pair of lenses to hide my eyes. As I arrived to the convention I found a peculiar salesman with just what I needed. I came to purchase them, and as I placed them into my mask my vision was filled with a wave of burning light. Then the man who once was me was assaulted with a wretched rainbow by some little horses, along with a mismatched creature. He and the creature that would be me were sealed in stone for a bajillion years or so. But then these three little children came along and called us a great many mean things... Oh and they set the person that was then me free... And there's one question that my good friend Dissy and I have decided to ask the little horsies...
Are you ready for Freddy?
33 Chapters:
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Chapter One: The Man that would be Fazbear [Cache]
Jun 16th, 2015
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Chapter Two: Well that's a Bummer [Cache]
Jun 27th, 2015
1,036
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Chapter Three: You've Met With a Terrible Fate Haven't You? [Cache]
Apr 8th, 2015
1,310
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Chapter Four: Gold Fluffy Freddy Bears Trashing On Rainbows! [Cache]
May 3rd, 2015
1,069
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Chapter Five: Rainbow-PAUNCH! [Cache]
May 3rd, 2015
1,104
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Chapter Six: Laughter, Kindness, Loyalty [Cache]
May 3rd, 2015
1,017
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Chapter Seven: When Lightning Strikes A Bear... [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2015
3,441
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Chapter Eight/Intermission: A Tad of Multiversal Mayhem [Cache]
Apr 14th, 2015
1,007
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Chapter Nine: Jason's A Norse Guy Ain't He? [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2015
2,604
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Chapter Ten: Call Me Darth Fazbear! [Cache]
May 3rd, 2015
2,328
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Chapter Eleven: Heroes Of Fazbearia! [Cache]
Apr 30th, 2015
4,524
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Chapter Twelve: The Man I Was [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2015
1,460
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Chapter Thirteen: What Is a Song Without A Cadence To It? [Cache]
May 4th, 2015
1,951
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Chapter Fourteen: Meet The Fazbears/ Freddymon! Gotta Spawn 'Em All! [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2015
3,134
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Chapter Fifteen: The Destroyer of Time [Cache]
Apr 30th, 2015
1,850
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Chapter Sixteen: Shadow Bonnie [Cache]
May 2nd, 2015
833
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Chapter Seventeen: Foxy's Magnificent Pirate Adventure, Part One [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2015
1,538
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Chapter Eighteen: When Lightning Strikes A Bear Two: Electric Boogaloo [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2015
5,391
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Chapter Nineteen: Call me Darth Fazbear Two- The Fazbear Strikes Back! [Cache]
May 8th, 2015
4,628
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Chapter Twenty: Metroid Brother F [Cache]
May 12th, 2015
2,103
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Chapter Twenty One: Souvenirs and Dragons [Cache]
May 14th, 2015
1,197
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Chapter Twenty-Two: Of Shadow Bonnies and Powerpuffs [Cache]
May 15th, 2015
2,230
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Chapter Twenty Three: Sugar, Spice, And Everything Spliced [Cache]
May 24th, 2015
990
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Chapter Twenty Four: Freddy Does Romance [Cache]
May 28th, 2015
4,512
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Chapter Twenty Five: Bonnie's First Annual Nightmare Night Bash/S*** Takes A Turn [Cache]
Jun 10th, 2015
2,807
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Chapter Twenty Six: Fazbear Bonanza [Cache]
Jul 1st, 2015
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Chapter Twenty Seven: The Ballad Of Picklechu Part One: Springtrap [Cache]
Jul 4th, 2015
4,273
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Chapter Twenty Eight: Who Was I, Who Am I, Who Will I Be... [Cache]
Jul 4th, 2015
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Chapter Twenty Nine: Wabbit Season [Cache]
Jul 30th, 2015
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Chapter Thirty: IT'S ME [Cache]
Aug 1st, 2015
1,562
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Chapter Thirty One: Meet The Fazbears Two [Cache]
Aug 5th, 2015
1,391
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Chapter Thirty Two: The Ballad Of Picklechu Part Two: Welcome To The Void [Cache]
Aug 23rd, 2015
4,545
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Chapter Thirty Three: What Now? [Cache]
Feb 27th, 2016
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