Sir Freddy the Golden!
Chapter 24: Chapter Twenty Four: Freddy Does Romance
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It’s been one week since the battle in Ponyville took place. So far the town is still repairing/recovering from the attack, and no pony was killed during the fight beside most of the changelings that were under the diabolic esper control. At the end of said week the Nocte family with the help of Molly and the crystal that Anson got from killing Eric, were able to get back home to earth. While Nocte family went home, the Anderson Family decided to stay here in Equestria mostly because they were a family again (minus their father) and started their new life in the world of Equestria.
(RD’s Home)
“So Amy, we been friends for the past what three months and a week? Said Rainbow Dash as she twiddled her finger together in embarrassment. “And we pretty much know each others history and stuff, so….I was wondering if…..well i-if you would be m-my marefriend? So what do you say?”
“.......You’re not very good at this are you?” Asked Umbra laying on the couch watching TV.
“Hey this is my first time doing something like this, so give me a break will yeah?”
“Still you could of done better if you ask me?” Said Selena who was next to Umbra. “I mean really how hard is it to confess your love to her anyway?”
“This is me we’re talking about, you should know by now I‘m not used to this kind of crap.”
“Quick when it comes to fighting and saving the world, but when it comes to relationships she’s stuck like a rock in an ocean.”
“Oh buck you guys!” Rainbow Dash yelled as she started to walk towards the door. “I’m going to get some air, I’ll be back in a few.”
“Bring back some milk on the way back, we ran out last night along with some meat.” Said Selena.
“Why don’t you two just get a job?”
“I’m a being made of nightmares and nopony never heard of Umbra besides me, so it’s kinda hard to get a job when everypony fears you or don’t know you.”
“.....That or you’re both of bunch of lazy bucks.”
“Just get the damn milk and meat.” Said Umbra causing Rainbow Dash to flip her the bird. “Love you to roomie.” With that Rainbow Dash flew off into the sky, and off to meet up with Amy down in ponyville.
(Ponyville)
A few minutes later Rainbow Dash had made to ponyville, as she landed right in front of Lyras & Bon-Bons house. Just as she was about to knock on the door, a certain little tracer open the door. Standing there was Amy’s little sister Molly, who was being carried by a giant cube with a picture of a cat’s facial expression on it.
“Oh hey Molly, is your sister around?” Asked Rainbow Dash.
“If you mean the bane to everyone’s side, then yes I have. She was called in by Celestia a few minutes ago.”
“What did she do this time?”
“While during her training to get a hold of her new powers, she accidentally blasted Celestia’s room from a distance.”
“......Please tell me nopony was in there.”
“I’m not gonna lie, but yes Celestia was in there at the time getting ready for some kind of meeting involving what happened last week, and us humans being in Equestria.”
“Why would they hold a meeting just to talk about you guys?”
“From what my drones pick up, they’re saying that we should be placed in prison after what happen in ponyville. Not like we’re gonna let them do that, but if that does happen then prepare to see us run for it.”
“Ok…...so about Amy?”
“If you’re looking for your girlfriend she’ll be back in a few hours.”
“SHE’S NOT MY MAREFRIEND!’ Rainbow Dash said in defense while blushing.
“Right, and I don’t have a thing for Chuck Norris in the Texas Ranger.” Molly said sarcastically as she flew off towards Sweet Apple Acres. “Keep saying that, and you’ll never be true to yourself.”
“Snot nose little brat, how the hell can Amy put up with that little-.” Before Rainbow could finish, she noticed a shiny gold colored item on the ground next to her. “The hay is that?” She said as she picked it up. At first she thought it was a bit, but after seeing it up close it looked like a token from that arcade place they went to a while back, but an inch thick and about the size of her palm.
“Damn, and here I thought it was a bit…..I wonder if I could trade it in for something around here?” She said as she was tossing the coin into the air. It glowed with a golden light and sent out a massive wave of energy. When it cleared, Rainbow was greeted by an odd sight. Standing before her was what looked like a living, eight foot tall, golden bear suit. It looked over at her, and she gained a glimpse of its face. One of its eyes was a black void with a single white pinprick of a pupil, the other was black as well, but with a golden slitted iris looking somewhat like Selena’s. He waved at her with a cheery grin.
“Wassup skittles!”
“Ah….Who the buck are you?” Rainbow Dash asked, trying not to laugh from what she was seeing.
He rested one paw on his chin and held his elbow in the other.
“Well I’m Golden Freddy Fazbear, I’m a capricorn with a pension for madness and destruction, and I’m a chaotic neutral sociopath. And in case you were thinking of laughing…”
He gave her an intense glare for a moment which shattered when he burst out laughing. He patted her firmly on the back.
“Heheh...Yeah I don’t blame you. I mean seriously, I’m a golden bear from another dimension in a top hat and bowtie. So, I see you found my token, that must mean there’s a Displaced around here. Who’re they?”
“Well there’s four humans here, one who is ponyville’s somewhat decent hero with red hair and is wearing a starlight academy outfit named Amy Anderson, the other is her little sister who’s ponyville’s tech nerd Molly Anderson, Their mother who you don’t want to piss off Jane Anderson, and their maid who can beat Celestia without a drop of sweat Yuri Watanabe.”
Freddy shrugged. “Psh! I’ve whooped my own Sunbutt and Moonpie at the same time! Hell, that was back when I was all nerfed up. Still, you just wanna hang out or you need help with something?”
“Um question, who’s moonpie?”
Freddy chuckled. “Those’re my names for Celestia and Luna. My world’s equivalents of them are a pair of toolbags. I call them those nicknames to piss them off. Even enchanted them so that anyone who says their names gets autocorrected to saying the nicknames instead.”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re just like Amy, only she pisses of Celestia and Discord tries to calm her down when she does gets angry?”
Freddy lost his smile. “My Discord is of the ‘manipulative jackass’ variety. I offed him a while back for trying to control me. Turns out he had a thing in my head too just to mess me up. Kinda backfired off on him. Anyhoo, yeah I let my versions of the Princesses stay in power, though I’m the guy who operates the sun and moon since I left them nerfed up.”
“Ok…...hey I have another question?” Rainbow’s face turn bright red. “Do you know anything about…..love?”
Freddy blinked. “Well I have an Ex-Girlfriend who was stalking me, another girlfriend that was pretty cool but I got Displaced before it got serious and all that was a thousand years ago before I was a sociopath with a brain made of all kinds of crazy shat…”
He shrugged. “Eh, why not. I know a thing or two about how people’s minds work, after all!”
“So….how do you tell somepony you love them?”
Freddy put a paw to his chin. “Hmm. Well normally I’d say to just ball up and tell them, though I suppose that if you want to do all you can to ensure that they feel the same it’d take a tad more planning. Do you know if he/she would prefer a private moment to tell them or would they want a massive romantic gesture in public?”
“I’m gonna go with private seeing how she prefers not to be the center of attention.”
He nodded. “Okay, okay… Is she a romantic type? Or would she enjoy something more casual, with less pressure?”
“Hm…….Casual, cause the last pony that tried to do that…..it didn’t end so well.”
“Hmm. Well does she prefer nighttime or daytime?”
“Nighttime seeing how she’s Selena’s subject.”
“Dunno who Selena is but okeydoke. Well… Okay, first idea: You ask her to meet you someplace, most likely on a hill someplace with the moon in view someplace, have a small picnic set up and then just sorta go with it. It’s private, decently casual, and you can tweak the details in any way you want. Hell, maybe you can just have it be where you show her something cool that happens sometime at night. I don’t really know anything specific but I could whip up fireworks or something if the need arises. How’s that sound?”
“Ok.” Rainbow said as she wrote it all down on a piece of notebook paper. “Perfect, this will definitely win Am-I mean that pony to be my marefriend...that what I meant to say...hehehe.”
Freddy gave her a knowing smile. “Well alrighty then. You want me to stick around? If need be I can do the fireworks thing or if you need something to intercept things that’d ruin the night then I could do that. I don’t really have anything going on today, so I’m all free.”
“Yes please, I don’t want anypony else to know about this.”
Freddy clicked a finger pistol at her. “Can do Skittles!”
“Good now I need to figure out where she’ll be back-.” Just as she said that, there was a loud screaming coming from the sky. RD and Freddy look up to see a certain red head human fly across Ponyville.
“I REGRET NOTHING!!!” Amy yelled as she crash landed in Twilight’s home.
“Well that answers one of questions.” Freddy gave a nod.
“Well Skittles Imma go invisible so peeps won’t be curious about the, y’know, magic demon bear. Here, these’ll let ya see me.”
He handed her a pair of sunglasses with a gold rim. He snapped a paw and disappeared.
(Golden Oak Library)
“Ugh, Dammit.” Said Amy pulling herself up from the pile of books she landed on. “You think she would give me a break from time, to time?”
“Well when you call her fat due to her eating too much cake, you should’ve known this would happen.” Said Twilight.
“What it’s true, if she exercies more then maybe she wouldn’t have lost the fight with Yuri in the first place.” Just as she pulled herself together after falling from the sky. The door to the library opened up. To what Amy could tell that walked through the door was Rainbow Dash, and someone dressed up in a golden bear costume. “Hey RD, who’s the dude in beat up bear costume?”
“Wait you can see him?”
“Crimson Avenger, remember? Thanks to Selena I’m able to see a lot of things that are hidden in plain sight.”
Freddy walked up to her and placed a gem onto her shoulder and creeped away, whispering. “Shhhh! It’s a secret to everybody!”
“Fair enough i guess.” Amy whispered back as she focus her attention towards Rainbow Dash. “So RD what brings you here?”
“Well I was trying to find out where you were, that is until you crashed landed here. Other than that I was wondering if you could meet me by my house tonight?”
“What for?”
“I just wanted to ask you a question that’s all, so will you meet me there tonight?” Rainbow Dash asked as she closed her eyes, not sure if she’ll say yes or no.
“Sure, but I’ll need for you to get Selena for me. Can’t fly without her help after all.”
“Ok then, see you tonight then.” Rainbow said as she exited the library. As she did she let out a loud cheer, and flew off towards her house along with Freddy.
“The hell was that all about?” Amy asked, which Twilight only gave her a childish smile.
“*Sigh* If only you knew Amy.”
(Rainbow’s & Scootaloo’s home)
“I can’t believe she said yes!” Rainbow yelled as she hugged a cloud pillow in excitement. Freddy put a paw on her shoulder.
“Okay kid step one complete, the girl said yes. Keep your head on though, remember you still have to carry through the rest of the night. Don’t get too ahead of yourself, all the celebrating will be even better when you get this done.”
“R-Right, so what’s the next step?”
“Well mainly get everything set up for the evening, and then keeping yourself from chickening out. And of course I’ll be running interference in case of unknown factors trying to play heck with things.”
“Alright. Now all I need to do is to get Selena to bring Amy here.” Just a she said that, Selena and Umbra appeared right in front of her door.
“Hey Rainbow Dash, have you got anymore meat in your mini cooler? Nightmare Moon ate all of it in the fridge in the kitchen.” Said Umbra.
“I told you to call me Selena, I dropped that title when Celestia sent me to the moon years ago.”
“You mean when you went through your rebellious phase, and felt like you were being treated like a the black sheep of the family?”
“......Yes….Anyway…..who’s the bear?”
“Shhhhhhhhh! Invisible means secret!”
“To good guys yes, but seeing how we are deemed evil we can see you. Plus you’re using dark chaos magic.” Said Umbra.
Freddy deadpanned. “Ugh fine. I’m a magic demon bear from another dimension who’s a friend of Skittles over there. Kay? That help?”
“Pretty much yeah, but really you had to dress up as something from a horror movie?” Selena asked.
Freddy blinked, keeping the deadpan expression. He placed a paw on either side of his head and ripped off the costuming of his head, showing his animatronic skull with an unnerving grin.
“Ain’t a costume little miss brooding. I’m actually a demon bear, as aforementioned.”
He snapped a paw and the ripped off costuming of his head evaporated and it regenerated back onto his head. He gave them a cheesy grin.
“Golden Freddy Fazbear at your service.”
He held out a paw to shake.
“Selena, Queen of the Night.” She said shaking his hand in return. “And this is Umbra, the bastard child of the former King Sombra.”
“Sup.”
Freddy nodded to her. “Dunno who that is but cool. Nice to meetcha.”
“Like wise, so you’re finally going to confess your love to Amy already?” Umbra said giving Rainbow Dash a childish grin. “Hope you can do a better job at doing it, than with us.”
“Whatever, before I forget Selena. Amy needs you to help her get up here.”
Freddy nodded. “Then you two get to join me in watching while invisible. It’s always good to have peeps to help when running interference. Plus it’d be good if you didn’t let Amy see me tonight.”
“Then is a good thing I borrowed a spy bot from Molly for something like this.” Umbra said pulling out a camera with small rockets under it. “I’ll get the TV and popcorn ready.”
Freddy put an arm over his shoulders. “I’ll magic up some soda and gummi worms! I like this kid already!”
“You guys are enjoying this too much.” Rainbow said as she couldn’t help but giggle at this. Freddy grinned.
(Night Time)
Nighttime had finally come. The pieces were in place for Rainbow and Freddy’s plan to work. Off in the distance was Rainbow Dash and Amy, who were walking on top of the clouds thanks to Selena. Unknown to Amy, Freddy, Umbra, and Selena were watching from the safety of RD’s home. So far the only pony that was inside the house that had no idea what’s going on was Scootaloo. At first she was about to ask why was there a giant bear in the house, but after having crusading with the crusaders she paid it no mind and walk into her room.
“S-So Amy, can I ask you something?” Rainbow Dash Asked.
“Sure what is it?”
“Well…..We been friends for three months right?”
“Yeah, a lot has happened during those past three months. We saved Ponyville from Chrysalis, fought the Diabolic Esper, and I died and came back from death’s doorsteps.”
“Yeah…..listen after what happen to you in Canterlot and in Ponyville…..I was…..afraid.”
“Afraid of what? Everything turned out okay didn’t it?”
“No not that, I was afraid that I would lose you.”
“Wait wha-.” Before Amy could ask, Rainbow moved right in front of her and kissed her on the lips.
“Listen, from the moment you crashed into me that day, I had a small crush on you. At first I thought it was just something I would get over it, but after what you did in Ponyville and on the friendship express. I knew that you were the pony that I wanted to be with.”
“Um….O-Okay.” Amy was still in shock after what Rainbow Dash did. “So you’re in love with me then huh?”
“Yes I am, and I want to ask you something?” Tears started to flow down the pegasus blushing face. “W-Will you be my marefriend?” She asked as closed her eyes in fear. “I’ll understand if you say no, but if you do say no can we still be friends?” After saying that, Rainbow felt herself being pulled in by Amy. Rainbow Dash opened her eyes as she saw Amy pat her on the head with a smile on her face.
“Idiot, it took you this long to ask me that question? Of course I’ll be your marefriend.”
“R-Really!?”
“Yeah, after all you said so yourself. We been friends for a long time, and you pretty much know me the most. Plus this will be interesting to see how Celestia and Artemis would react.”
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. THIS IS SO AWESOME!” Rainbow screamed as she flew up into the air in excitement. “THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH!” She said as she flew into Amy as they both fell onto a cloud.
“Ok, Ok calm down Skittles. So do we tell the others about this?”
“NO! No…..let’s just keep this between us okay?”
“Fair enough, should we head back to the house?”
Rainbow Dash paused for a moment. “Can we just stay out here for a while? I kinda wanna watch this setting for a while if you don’t mind?”
(Home)
“Finally those two are a couple now.” Said Umbra munching on a hand full of gummy worms.
“Wish they could of done it sooner though.” Said Selena drinking from a can of soda. “Felt weird and awkward when she tried to used me as a test subject.”
Freddy shrugged. “Well that does sound weird. Just as well, think we oughta leave them alone? I think they’ve gotten too the point where nothing could mess it up for ‘em.”
“Yeah I guess you’re right, so what are you gonna do now seeing how you helped Rainbow Dash?” Asked Umbra. Freddy shrugged.
“Dunno. Maybe I could meet some of the other Displaceds around here?”
“They should be at Lyra’s place by now. It’s the house with the high tech stuff on it.” Selena said as she pointed at the glowing house. Freddy nodded, but then paused.
“Might as well, it’s not like the ponies in Ponyville would freak out by the way you look. I mean after all that dick of a villain Eric tried to destroy our world.”
Freddy shrugged and then turned to the building, warping the trio to stand outside the door. He knocked on the door and held a grin.
“LYRA! SOMEPONY IS AT OUR DOOR! Yelled Bon-Bon. “IF IT’S THE IRS, TELL THEM THAT I HAVE A SHOTGUN NEXT TO THE DOOR!”
“GOT IT!” Lyra yelled back. Just as she open the door with the shotgun in her hand aimed at whoever it was. She then lowered it to see a giant golden bear, Selena, and Umbra in the doorway. “Oh another displaced, Hey Bon-Bon! It’s not the IRS this time.”
Freddy laughed. “Well yes I am a Displaced though I’m of the ‘summoned’ variety. I figured I’d meet the Displaced of this world before I popped off. Any of ‘em here?”
“Yeah they’re over there watching TV.” Lyra said pointing at the Arc Tracer, the Sakra Devanam , and some what kid size Noblesse on the couch. “Please come in.” Freddy walked in and waved.
“Sup!”
“Sup.” Said Jane. “Hey have you seen the stuff they have on TV? earth TV got nothing on pony TV.” She said as she flopped onto Bon-Bon’s lap. “Man I been dead for the past 25 years, and I still can’t believe I’m in a world full of ponies.”
“Tch! At least you have TV here! My Equestria’s barely out of the medieval era. Well ‘cept for my areas. Those I’ve gotten up to modern with magic biz.”
“Dang, must be boring as hell over there when you have nothing to do there huh?”
“Nah, I got crazy magic biz. We just do whatevs when we’re bored. Hell, my ‘kids’ have their own things they do. One of ‘em is being taught by a Sith lord Displaced in how to use a lightsaber even. How about you?”
“Well my daughter Amy would either go hang out with Celestia’s husband Discord, and Molly would be training the CMC seeing how they’re ponyville’s second line of defense.” Jane said pointing at the CMC over on the other side of the couch. “Amy is training Scootaloo to be the new Blazing Heart seeing how she gave her her powers, and Molly is training Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Babs Seed with their classes.”
Freddy nodded. “I dunno what a Blazing Heart is but it sounds cool. Yeah my kids do whatever, like a couple days ago they killed this dragon that was trying to start shit in town. And Foxy just wanders around the rivers and lakes around town and has pirate adventures. Even found some ancient treasure thing. But I digress, how’s this Equestria’s royalty? Mine are a buncha jerks so it’s interesting to see how they are in other worlds.”
“Kinda laid back, well despite some of the nobles from the other nations wanting to put us in prison. All but the kirin nation and the changelings now that chrysalis is out of power with my help.”
“Ah, so you got one of the evil Chrysalises then? Yeah I sorta intercepted her before her attack at Cadence’s wedding in my world and made friends with her by rewriting her species into what I call Shiftlings. Basically changelings with the holes and such filled and they no longer need to feed off emotion. They’re actually like puppies when you get them to trust you. Like fanged little wolf puppies.”
Freddy shook his head. “Anyhoo, if ya want me to give your changeings the same biz lemme know. On yeah and if you want some Pokemon introduced to this world’s ecosystem then I can do that too.”
“I’ll let you know when we do, but I won’t worry about the changelings they’re under the command of my foster daughter Nightshade.” Jane show him a picture of her with Chrysalis head on a pike. “Little bit of advice, don’t treat you kids like shit otherwise they’ll put your head on a pike.”
Freddy burst out laughing. “Oh man that’s priceless! Anyway I wouldn’t doubt that my kids’d find a way to do that if it weren’t for the fact that I’m near indestructible. Well except my eyes, but after that one jackass stabbed me in one,”
He stopped and wiggled his paw around, taking out the modifications of his slit eye and showing the jagged crack surrounded cut to them before replacing the device.
“I set up enough defenses to make Tartarus jealous around ‘em. By the way, if you meet a jackass with an omnitrix named ‘Corypheus’ that’s a frost giant then be wary, guy’s a total ‘my way is the ONLY way’ control freak. But still, if anyone could kill me it’d be them. I made ‘em outta my own brain after all.”
“Huh? That’s interesting.” Jane levitated herself onto Freddy’s lap. “So…..are you seeing anyone?”
“MOM! WHAT THE HELL!?” Yelled Molly, who’s face was blushing red. “Stop trying to hit on displaced males.”
Freddy grinned. “Actually no, I’m not.”
Freddy’s eye widened and he reached into his ribcage and pulled out a replicate of his token. It held a glow to it and seemed to be vibrating. He groaned and talked into it.
“What? Bonnie, can’t you just- Ugh, fine on my way.”
Freddy snapped a paw and set both himself and Jane to their feet.
“Sorry all I’m needed back home. Something about a random Powerpuff flying around. Well I believe Skittles has my token but regardless…”
He snapped his paw and took out another of his token and threw it to Jane, who caught it. He made a phone sign from his paw and held it to the side of his face with a grin.
“Call me.”
With that he erupted into light and disappeared.
“Well he seemed cute.” Jane said with a lustful tone in her voice.
“We’re dropping by Twilight’s place tomorrow to see if there’s anything wrong with you mom.”
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