Sir Freddy the Golden!
Chapter 9: Chapter Nine: Jason's A Norse Guy Ain't He?
Previous Chapter Next ChapterA wave of static passed over me. Well then, it seemed I was being summoned somewhere. A wave of light burst from the copy of my token I had kept and when it cleared I was… Huh. It sorta looked like a building built by those… What were they called… Oh yeah! Changelings! I shook my head and looked down to see a small two-horned unicorn looking at me, holding my token. I spoke up after using a little magic to make myself look a tad less beaten up and cleaner. I might be a sociopath but I had made the choice to give kids the benefit of the doubt… And then deal with them when they were older and more annoying. I spoke up.
“Well hey there kid! What can ole Freddy Fazbear do for ya?”
“T-there’s something wrong with you,” he said backing away, his eyes wide, “S-something really bad.”
I chuckled. It seemed the kid had a brain to him.
“Well no fooling you kid! But hey, as you are a small child and thus not annoying me you don’t have to fear anything. Unless you’re an adult who wants to make a nuisance of himself. Then we may have problems. But until you do something to tick me off, you’re good!”
“Y-you're bad!” he whimpered, backing away, “Father!” he shrieked, turning tail and turning down the corridor.
Well then. I shrugged.
“Okay, run from the bear you summoned from another dimension who just made plain that he won’t hurt you! Ah well!”
I started walking down the corridor the kid had fled down. Might as well see if there was a Displaced around here, usually tokens only arrived to worlds that either had one or used to. As I walked I glanced around. The place seemed like it was a fusion of a castle and a changeling hive. I sent out a little pulse of magic and found where the kid ran off to. I chuckled. It seemed that I had just scared the shit out of a prince or something. I walked in and kicked the doors, yelling.
“Wassup kingboy!”
I glanced around to see the guy on the throne. Well there was my Displaced. A human, a foot shorter than me with brown hair and an Omnitrix on his arm. So anything from a game to a cartoon could be displaced? Well alright then. I’d have to remember that. I spoke up to the guy
“Sup guy! The kid summoned who me and had a freakout.
I took a mock bow.
“As you probably figured the name’s Freddy, or Freddy The Golden, or ‘Guy Who Does Stuff At Places’. The kid is yours I’m guessing?”
“I can see the evil dripping off you,” he said, his eyes a piercing red, “Don’t try to put up an act.”
I shrugged.
“Well alright mister intensity.”
I waved my arm and the illusion dropped. Now I matched the bear from the game.
“Of course I figured I could have a cordial chat but sure, get all pissed. Why not?”
I smirked with a raised eyebrow. I could feel the magic fading off of him. I could tell he wasn’t fully human, so I figured he managed to get something else besides the Omnitrix to boost his abilities. Well, that and the red eyes like the guys from… Thor. I spoke up with a laugh.
“Oh! Oh man, are you part frost giant or something? I mean there’s supposed to be immortals that keep track of the multiverse but I didn’t give humanity enough credit to think they’d be spot on with any religions! HA!”
I moved as if wiping a tear from my face. The guy spoke again.
“I am jotun, and you are not welcome here,” The guy said, narrowing his eyes, “You don’t want to toy with me Freddy.”
I chuckled.
“Well your kid’s the one that called me up, not you. I don’t go until he says the junk about my contract being done or whatever.”
“That not entirely true,” he said getting to his feet, cracking his neck.
“Kaaaaay. Well this is my first time getting to someone else’s Equestria, so I’m afraid I don’t know that much about passing through.”
“I’m going to guess your one of those assholes who decided to destroy their Equestria for the fun of it right?” he accused, starting to walk forward.
I gave a cheery grin.
“Still burnin’ back home! I actually just got done with Moonpie and Parple when the kid called me up. And I’m gonna guess you’re one of those guys who decided to take the route of heroism, saving the day and beating the bad guys?”
“No, most ‘bad guys’ I meet die,” he stood still for a moment before vanishing. “Flare,” he said from behind me, followed by a blast of magic hitting the spot where I was.
“Hey guy. I can teleport too!”
I called from where I was laying on the ceiling.
“And Mr. Tough Guy I oughta let you know most heroes I meet die, or at least get driven into either stone, insanity, or some other thing.”
“You can try,” he said with a glare, “I don’t know what you did, but I will make sure you pay for it,” he pulled out a long sword that seemed to glow with otherworldly power.
I smirked.
“Well first I turned Celestia to stone after destroying her faith in her ponies, then I broke skittles butterball and the pink one heart mind and soul, and then I fought, killed and drained Discord after he betrayed me like a total dickbag. Oh, and I beat up some upstart Displaced who dressed as Gunvolt, and then I dealt with moonpie by making her back into nightmare moon, oh and I wiped parple from the view of all living creatures.”
I narrowed my eyes at the guy.
“And that was my first day after getting loose.”
He took a small breath before he opened his eyes. A second later a strange feeling passed through the air, “Don’t try to teleport, I just cancelled it out,” he said, glaring up at me.
“Le shrug dude. I got more tricks and such than teleporting.”
“So do I,” he said before leaping and grabbing onto me, “Lets take a trip shall we?” he asked, before opening up a portal and tossing me inside.
We landed in a very dead looking valley, with nothing but empty pathways and mist. I glanced around.
“Kay. Is this one of those ‘I don’t want innocents hurt in the crossfire’ or one of those ‘I’m taking you to somewhere that I have all kinds of backup and shit’ situations?”
“This is the place where I’m going to kill you. Welcome to Niflheim, home of the dead.” he said, getting into a fighting stance.I sighed.
“Y’know my plan was to not harm any Equestrias other than those I was requested to and those of people that ticked me off but you wanna fight?”
I narrowed my eyes.
“Game on.”
“Aw thats cute, he thinks he’d actually harm our world,” a very tall woman said, rising up from the mist. Half of her face was white as snow and the other was black as night.”Thats rather adorable.”
I glanced at her and then pointed before turning back to him.
“See that means that it’s the second option where you talk a big deal and then go someplace where you have backup and such like I said. But hey, more the merrier. I’ve been looking to test myself.”
“Oh no, I’m not getting involved yet. Only if you can beat Cory,” she said, summoning up a throne, “Just know... if you defeat him... I will make you wish you had never existed,” she said giving me a look that would make someone with more sanity than me shiver. I shrugged again, before getting a look of thought. I snapped a paw as I recalled.
“Oh, you’re that goddess or whatever in charge of Viking Tartarus! ‘Hell’, if memory serves for your name!”
I looked back to the guy.
“Cool now I can say I’ve met an actual goddess or whatevs... Anyway…”
I looked back to the guy.
“So… You wanna go first or something?”
“Already there, “ he said, slashing me across my back I grinned. Pain didn’t seem to bug me anymore…. Interesting. I was thankful for that much, if I had fully felt that then I would’ve been distracted for a while. I whirled my head around and sent him flying with a pulse of magic.
“My turn!”
I started simple by hammering a few boulders onto him to test how much of a beating he could take.
They exploded outward and he got to his feet, looking no worse for wear, “What part of jotun did you not understand?”
“The part where I’m supposed to care.”
“You should,” he said slamming his fist into the ground, sending a wave of ice at me. I countered with a wave of fire covering the field and blocking its advance. He jumped over it, his sword pointed downward. He came down hard, lighting the blade on fire, slashing me across the chest. blinked and sent a wave of lightning at him, and then continued with dumping enough force into a blow to launch him and create a small crater where he landed, still standing. He got back to his feet, cracking his neck, “Is that your best?”
“Nah!”
I sent a few more waves of force at him before tearing into his shoulder with a blade of energy. He jumped back, snorting a little.
“Omnitrix Chromastone,” he commanded, shifting into a tall creature made out of purple stone, with a single eye and a horn of red crystal coming out of his head. He charged up some energy in his hands, firing it off at me. I absorbed it back into myself and then snapped my paw, sending a wave of stone drills from the ground below him to strike him.
“Nice try. I watched Ben 10 before I got Displaced guy!”
“Ok, but did you watch this? Omnitrix, Keel,” he commanded, shifting into a muscular looking human... with a monkey tail. I melted the ground below and around him into quicksand and watched him start to sink as he dropped in. He let out a shout as he powered up, becoming surrounded by a golden aura and his hair turning gold and spikey.I gave him a deadpan expression.
“Ah. So there’s a saiyan or whatever they’re called Displaced? Alright then.”
I sent a surge of instability through his mind. I could tell he was able to defend his mind but I could still ruin his ability to heavily focus.
“Actually, I got this scan from Broley,” he said, shaking his head. He threw his hands out, firing off a barrage of energy blasts. I vibrated at an extreme speed before dodging out of the way before he saw me. I couldn’t teleport but I could still keep up the illusion of it. He kept up with the barrage, the ground breaking under the power of said blasts. I spoke from where I had stopped behind him, tapping his shoulder and speaking in my biggest Bugs Bunny voice.
“Nice shot, I think ya got ‘im boss!”
He just laughed before slapping me away with his tail. “I know exactly how to deal with you, Omnitrix, Ormagoden.” He shifted again, this time into a car sized lizard with an electric blue mane. I blinked and floated into the air, out of his reach, and range if he had something like fire breath. He stared for a moment before howling, wings sprouting from his back. I continued floating away from him, keeping myself just beyond reach. “I should warn you, in this form I adapt to anything.” he said before leaping off the ground, quickly ascending after me.
“Nifty, me too!”
I yelled before fading from sight, becoming invisible after giving the middle finger salute.
“I see you,” he said, spitting out a deluge of acid, aiming at my face. I opened a small portal in the path of it, aiming it right back at him. It hit him, melting his hide before it stopped and he almost instantly regenerated. I dissolved the floor below him like I did for his saiyan form, plopping the heavy creature into a pit of quicksand. He easily moved out of it, his body getting heavier. “Heavy things take longer to sink idiot.”
“Oh yeah. I musta had it backwards then. Ah well!”
I decided to get creative for the next one, napping my paw and warping a bursting can of pepper spray into his nose. Not deadly, but incredibly irritating.
“Gah!” he shouted before, rearing his head back, unleashing a gout of flame. I watched his mouth open and then warped a canister of liquid nitrogen into his mouth, opening it.He froze solid, the flames stopping. I sent a barrage of the surrounding rubble at him, crushing it all into the ground. I gave it a few moments to see if he would get up like he did the first time. After a few minutes of no response I shrugged.
“And so ends Cory or whatever that jerkoff’s name was. Eh at least I managed to get a few niblets of information on other Displaced from him. Anyway I have stuff to do back home, I’m sure you would’ve gotten that Mr. Gets Up on a Changeling. See ya in whatever hell there is after this! Well then again, do other universes have different after lifes… Bah, that’s a question for some other time. Peace out jerk!”
The backup I had of my token illuminated and I started fading away. I didn’t notice in time that the pile with Cory-jerkoff as I now call him was moving.
“Motion carried! Four voices shouted at once as the rubble exploded outward.
“Oh great I forgot Alien X didn’t I...”
Before I could blink he was in front of me, staring down at me with pure white eyes. He drew his arm back and brought his sword across my face, slashing across my eye.
“Know this, we will find whatever world you crawled out of and we will undo all that you have done to it. We will erase you from its timeline and hurl you into the Void where you belong. Remember this pain Freddy, it’ll only get worse,” he said before sheathing the sword as I finally faded. The world dissolved into static, and I stumbled when I arrived back to my own world. I screamed in rage.
“FUCKIN’ CHEAP SHOT!!”
This would not be the end. I would never go down so easily, and I would pay back this insult. I summoned a mirror and looked over my reflection. The fucked had managed to damage my eye, and now a crack ran across the pupil, with a faint white glow pulsating within. If he ever did come here then he would regret it. I had the feeling neither of us had gotten the chance to use all that we had. There was no winner or loser, but I would avenge the fact that he had gotten the last word of our encounter.
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