He is a general without an army. He is a ruler without a castle. He is a leader without a people. He is a king without a crown.

Home; your safe place, your sanctuary, your place of refuge. It's that flat that you share with your partner, or the three bedroom house at the end of the street...

Alice? It's me, Greyson. Yea, how long am I supposed to be in Wonderland again? Oh, that long, huh? Joy.

One does not simply walk into Mordor. That's fine though, as I'm neither walking into Mordor nor am I walking.

Mommy took the PS4 away. He did not like that. Not. One. Bit.

Lee runs out of alcohol. He gets distressed. Hijinks ensue.