This is not a clop fic.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends awaken to find themselves far from home, being held captive by their ruler. Princess Celestia insists that the fate of Equestria rests upon their treatment, but it quickly becomes apparent that her motives might be very different than what she claims.

Mysteries abound, but can our heroines survive the horror that is... Straight Camp?!

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