Ch. 9  We party till everyone passes out and I make a deal with Luna

After we get to town I put Rainbow on the ground and told her." Since you made me carry your big ass all of the way to town you’re going help me get stuff." “Go buck yourself." she told me cheekily, but she followed me anyway. All the townsponies were less scared me now, which was good because I was getting tired of them hiding from me.  I bought 2 axes, a hammer, and cupcake. “What’s the cupcake for?" Rainbow asked. She was carrying one of the axes in her mouth so it was kind of difficult for her to get it out “Can’t tell you." I simply said.

I cupcake was for Luna to "sweeten" the deal I was going to tell her tomorrow but Rainbow didn't need to know that. She made a face up at me and I laughed.  When we got to Twilights house I could hear Spike cooking in the kitchen. “Hey Spike what ya cooking?" " Hi Marvil.... why do you have an axe in your hand?" he asked, looking nervous." It's for building my house tomorrow." I said trying to calm him down. He looked physically relieved. “That’s cool man, hey, Twilight wants you in the living room, O and hi Dash." Me and Rainbow put all of the stuff down that we were carrying and walked into the room.

We got into the living room and saw Twilight sitting down reading a book..... With Applejack sitting in the chair next to her.

O fuck me

“Hi AJ how’s it going?" She was staring daggers at me. “Yer a varmint Marvil, but I need ya help with something out in the barn." “Alright let’s go." I started out for the door and the 3 ponies followed me out of the door." What are the rest of you coming for?" I asked, confused. “They need ta help too." Applejack said, she sounded a lot less mad and that was good, it’s never a good idea to piss off your boss.

It was dark by the time we got there, for some reason I felt like I was walking into an ambush. Since I was leading the mares I opened the big barn doors. "SURPRISE!!!!" My body reacted before my brain did. I crouched into combat stance behind the girls, eyes turning red. Instead of a room a hulking warrior’s tring to kill me the barn was filled with ponies with party hats. I looked around the room, there was party games, food, and was it? “Is that alcohol?" The room was silent; when Pinkie came out of nowhere. “That’s right Marvy! We got beer, wine ...” I couldn't even hear her, the ponies gave me the way as I walked up to the table that had the beer. I looked around at the selection, trying to see which looked the strongest.

I opened one of the bottles and sniffed it. This one seems strong enough, I thought and chugged the whole thing in one swing. “YYYYAAAAAAA!" I turned around, the ponies were cheering me. Rainbow looked at me, amazed "Marvil, you just drank a whole bottle of vodka." “Is that a problem?" I asked, it would be bad to drink all of the ponies booze. Applejack shook her head, " It’s okay Darlin we have lots more, we just never seen anypony do that before." I laughed," That stuffs nothing; I'll make you girls some itholth, that’s a real drink, but now let’s party!"

It was a great night; I met lots of new ponies and even played something called pin the tail on the pony. The best part was when all 5 girls (Fluttershy wasn't there, something about being scared of larges groups) tried to out drink me. “Hey Marvil" Rainbow was already a bit wobbly, “I bet we all could out drink you." I laughed at all 5 girls and sat down at a table any poured a drink for each of the girls." Challenge accepted ladies."

3 HOURS LATER....

It was easy to beat all of the girls; the booze in his world is a lot weaker than I was used to. Slowly each of the girls dropped off their chairs, passed out. First Rarity then Twilight, Pinkie, and Applejack. Rainbow was the last one left, and she was on her last leg." H-hey m-Marvel" she slurred” Ya Rainbow?" I was barely buzzed and it was funny seeing all of the girls drunk. “Ya didn’t need to pay for our food yesterday," I smiled “Hey, I'm a guy that likes to spend his money on his friends." She looked like she was going to drop any minute. “That’s what I like about you Marvel..... among other things." She drunkenly got out of her chair and tried to kiss me but almost smacked her head on the floor.

I caught her before she broke her nose. She was out cold, finally passing out from her drink. “Good night Dash." I said, patting her on the head. Now was the trouble, getting all of them home. So here I was, carry 4 passed out mares and a bottle of booze. I took Pinkie home first, then Rarity. I couldn't take Rainbow home, because she lived in the clouds, but I figured Twilight wouldn't mind if she slept over.

I put Twilight up in her bed then I put Rainbow on the couch." Good night Dashie" I said, scratching her ears. "Sweet dreams." There would be no sleep for me tonight; I was a man on a mission. I grabbed the cupcake and the bottle of spirits and went outside. I sat down near the spot where I called Luna, hopping that Luna had heard me this morning. It was about the time and I was feeling like an ass when I heard wings flapping. I looked up and it was Luna. I spread my arms in greeting.

“Hello Luna long time no see!" She landed in front of me her face was a mask of confusion. “Good morning Marvil, I am confused why thou wished to see me." I smiled “Come on Luna it’s a beautiful night, let’s go for a walk." She looked at me like I was nuts as I walked down the road. “Why does thou wish to walk with us?" She asked, following me down the road. “I wanted to talk to you about something’s." I told her “Like I know that you let Celestia put my hand in water." She giggled, “I’m sorry Marvil, it was funny though." I laughed.

“Luna does Celestia prank ponies that she doesn't even know?" She laughed this time. Good, I almost had her... “That or she gives them..... something else." I raised an eyebrow “That’s good to know; now Luna, I got something to tell you." “O what is that?" She had a big smile on her face." I'm going to get Celestia back and I need a partner in crime, would you like to fill the position?" Her grin turned mischievous. “My sister would kill us." "Only if we get caught." She thought about it for a while and shook her head yes, “It would be my honor" she giggled again. “What would you have me do?" “Nothing yet I'll tell you when it's going to happen... look we're here!"

Luna looked around; she saw a big lake near the Everfree forest. “Why are we here?" I looked at her" Luna does anyone own this land?" “She shook her head confused, "No why?" “Because it is the perfect place for a house, plenty of building material, close to ponyville, it even has a pretty view. So is it alright if I build a house on here!" Luna smile up at me. “Yes you may." I smiled and took a huge bite out of the cupcake and took a swig of the vodka." Let’s seal both of our deals Luna. I hand the cupcake and the booze. She giggled again and ate the rest of the cupcake and took a swig. “To friends!" “To friends!" I said back. We both laughed and sat by the lake, finishing the vodka off and enjoying the beautiful, full mooned night....

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