Ch.31 Homecoming

" Now you come back Marvil, you hear?" Seabreeze told me as we got ready to leave. They were surprisingly not upset with me destroying like 5 walls. I guess if you have super genius fillies in your house then this happens all the time. " okay ma'AMMMM!" This women couldn't stop grabbing my ass! Skybeaker walked up to me and looked me up and down with his hard ass eyes.

Fucccccccccck

Then his expression softens. He puts his hoof out and I grab it and we shake. Without another word he tells Dash andTwilight goodbye and goes back inside. Next is the little fellas, who are still pissed at me for giving the forger their hammer. I give them the hard eyes and they given'em right back, 13 unblinking eyes seeing who wins the man test. I guess the mares were getting worried about us because Dash grabs me and turns me around!

" Come on Marvil, we need to go." I give her a dirty look, lost of eye contact means you lost the man test! The little fellas look smugly at me.

Fuck them........

As thier mom turned around I gave them all the finger and me, Twilight, and Dash walked down the stairs. " Hang on a second guys, I need to get something!" They looked at me funny as I ran to the side of the mansion. Their looks of confusion turned to looks of outrage and confusion as I came back with the bed that I'd slept on for the past 3 days. " What? This is a nice ass bed and I'm sure that they wouldn't care. Now Twilight, will this float on the balloon?"

One balloon ride to ponyville later........

We landed in front of Twilights house and it took about 10 minutes to get that big ass balloon put away. We all walked to my house, the citizens of ponyville giving me funny looks because I had a big ass big over my head. " Where did ya get this nice bed?" Speak of the goddess.... I think. I felt something jumping up and down on my new bed. As she jumped again I moved the bed and caught her with me foot. " For gods sakes Pinkie watch the bed!" The other girls grinned and Dash flew Twilight to the top of the bed and they all started to jump on the bed again, much to my dismay.

" STOP IT........ *sigh* just don't get and hoof prints on it......."  Soon other ponies thought it would be fun to ruin the humans nice new bed and I had about 20 ponies jumping up on my bed the whole way to me house. As we got to the clearing I tilted the bed, making all of the ponies spill out of the bed. " Your damn funs over." I told them recieving a chorus of awwws as they turned to leave I whistled.

" Hey now the rides 3 bits." They all looked at me like I was nut as I put my hand out. " Are you serious?" Lyra asked me. I looked at the mint green unicorn. " You all jumped on my bed all the way to my house, yes I'm very serious." They groaned but I got my bits anyway. " You too Twilight or I'm taking it out of Stone's salary."

" But-"

" No buts missy, just bits."

" But Dash doesn't have to pay!"

" I don't make the rules."

She groaned but leviated the bits to my hand. Sweet I got like a 100 bits I thought as I pocketed the money and we all walked into the house.

" CUITEMARK CAKEBAKERS YA!!!!!"

Hello!

We look at the damage. The house is covered in flour and eggs and a lot of the furniture is destroyed. Speel and Stone are in the middle if the livingroom looking like they've been in a war, with that far off, haunted look in their eyes. The whole thing was ruined though was that they were covered in flour. Chuckling and raising an eyebrow I looked around. " I thought I told you guys not to let Scoots to push you around, and look what happens." The 3 fillies looked at me, their smiles growing to Pinkie porportions.

" MARVIL!" They all yelled and rushed me. Putting down the bed so it would be safe I was tackled to the ground and almost hugged to death, Scoots hugging my neck and nuzzling my cheek. " I missed you dad." She said. i smiled and wrapped them all in a hug. " I missed you too Scoots, hey, I got you something." She looked at me as i brought a lunchbox out of my bag. All of the fillies gasped and I smiled. " You were telling me that you wanted that limited editon Wounderbolt lunch box and I saw it on the shelves of a ramdom store."

In fact it had taken like 10 hours for me to find that damned lunchbox and Dash had demanded that I buy her one too but the look on Scoots face was all I needed to know it was a good thing in getting it. " Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" She said hopping around me, sending up a cloud of flour, choking everyone in the room.

" *cough* I'm glad you like it *cough* but we need to clean *cough* up all of this. You know *cough* girls maybe your talent is *cough* destroying stuff."....

Later that night......

I had just finished my bath and was laying on my nice new ass bed. I heard the door open and lo and behold it was Dash, giving me her bedroom eyes. I was still pretty mad at her for blowing my horn in front of her mom but I couldn't stay made at her. " It good to be back, ey big guy?" She asked, hopping into the bed next to me. I smiled and looked up at the celling. " Ya, it wasn't my funnest weekend but it looks like your parents don't hate me."

" i know but it would be better if we could fly up and see them more ya know? I do miss them."

" Yep" I said. Maybe the forger can help me with that, he did say that he would build me something for that. Dash rolled on top of me and gave me a passionate kiss. looks like I get to break in this new bed........

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