Ch.32 Man time

Me, Stone, and Spell were sitting on the man bench in the marketplace with all of the other stallions waiting for their mares. You would think that mares like Dash and Aj wouldn't care about shopping.

You'd be dead wrong

So there we were, sitting on the man benches, holding loads of bags when Spell sighed. " Guys " he said, looking down " We're whipped." Stone and I gawked. " On we're not la-"

" Stone! Come get this bag!" Twilight yelled from across the market.

Stone got up, run over to her, and came back, a bag in his mouth. Before he sat down realization hit him. " Damnit, we are." He said as he sat down defeated. I laughed at the both of them and got up, arms full of bags. " I fell for you boys, no mare tells this guy what to do!" They looked at me with raised eyebrows and I sat down defeated. " Who in the name of Zeus am I kidding? If I was anymore whipped I'd have shackles on." All of the stallions sitting at the man benches shoulders sagged in defeat.

" Its not like that in the beginning" One of the stallions said. " At first everythings great, she doesn't ask for shit. Then she slowly takes over every aspect of your life. The mares don't even need us." I looked at the stallion with an eyebrow raised. " Brother" I said, chin raised " they need us because dildos can't mow the lawn." We all burst out laughing and started to tell more and more sexist jokes when the idea hit me.

" Fellas" I said, " You know what we need? A mans weekend. No mares, just us guys doing guy stuff for 3 days."

the stallions looked at me like I was their heros, all of them needed 3 days from their mares, sisters, and fillies. My man preaching had attracted quite a crowd, probably most of the stallions in ponyville. I looked at their faces and saw their NEED of some man time and it made up my mind.

" Its settled then, we're having a man time this weekend, spread the word boys." I said as some stallions raised their hands.

" What are we going ta have our man time?" Big Mac asked.

" We'll have it in the Everfree forest, Fluttershy showed me the perfect place where we wouldn't get eaten."

" What about food and drink?" Spike asked.

" I'll handle the drinks, Mac and Mr. Cake, can you get the food?" THe stallions in question nodded and I grinned as the last stallion asked a question.

" What are we going to tell our ladies?" I laughed.

" Not. A. Damn. Thing." I said as the stallions cheered and raced off to make perparations.......

That weekend Day one......

Rainbow Dash woke up and saw that Marvil wasn't in bed. Getting up and yawning, she walked out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. Scootaloo was there eating some cereal. The oddest thing was that Spell or Stone weren't eating with her. That's weird, I wonder where they are. She thought as she ruffled Scoots mane. " Hey kido" She said sitting down in a chair Do ya know where Marvil is?" Scoots nodded her head yes and kept eating, not answering her question.

Dash raised an eyebrow. " Are ya going to tell me." Scoots looked up. " Nope, I Pinkie promised dad I wouldn't tell anypony." She said and continued eating. Dash shrugged and kept eating, thinking that Marvil and the others would be home by sun down. She snickered, thinking of how whipped he and the other stallions were.

Day two.....

Now Dash was getting worried, Marvil and the other two stallions were no where to be seen. In fact, as she walked through ponyville, it looked like all of the stallions were gone. Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack ran toward her, looking very worried. " Dash" Twilight said " Has Marvil gone missing too?" Dash nodded her head. " He's been gone since yesterday with Stone and Spell, I haven't been able to find them anywhere." Twilight looked a whole lot more worried. " I thought as much, the princess sent me a letter saying that all of the stallions in Canterlot have mysteriously vanished. Spikes even gone."

" So is Big Mac, I ain't seen hide or hare of 'em." Applejack said. Dash looked at her friends, beginning to panick. " Do you think something happened to them?" She asked Twilight, who shrugged. " I don't know but I'm organiizing search parties to look for them......

Day three......

Dash was pacing back and forth in Marvils house. The search parties hadn't found a thing. Did something happen to them? Where they hurt? Captured? Even dead? Why and the buck wasn't Scoots panicking like she was? Her thought were interrupted as Marvil, Spell, and Stone came throught the door with smiles on their faces.

" Where and the buck have you guys been?" Dash said zipping over to them and getting eye level to Marvil, who shrugged.

" I can't tell you."

" What do you mean you can't tell me?!"

" I just can't."

" What the buck man? I've worried at you......"

All over ponyville and Canterlot mares were chewing their men out. The said men just took it and smiled, remembered all that had happened during their 3 magical days of man time. When asked about where they had been, the stallions refused to answer, each of them knowing that there would be hell to pay.It didn't matter because each of them knew the cardinal rule in what made a man a man.

Never, no matter what, discuss man time with any mare.... Next Chapter: Need editors Estimated time remaining: 5 Minutes