Ch. 12 I go fishing

Rainbow woke up with a bitchin head, " O buck my head!" She muttered as she opened her eyes. Marvil  saw laying right next to her, snoring quietly. Rainbow was so shocked she forgot how to breath for a few moments What did we do last night? Did we?... Rainbow lifted the sheets and saw that he was still fully clothed. Rainbow, who was mildly disappointed, curled up closer, enjoying his smell and warmth as she drifted back to sleep.....

3 Hours later....

I wake up with the worse hangover that I've ever experienced. " O holy Zeus on his golden throne!" I noticed that Rainbow was curled up to me. She must of been cold too. I thought. A bad mistake. It felt like someone was stabbbing me through the eye with a dagger and twisting. " O Fuck me!" I rolled off the bed and hit the cold, hard floor." Awwww." I moaned. I rooled up on my back and noticed that it was 12 in the morning and the sun wasn't out. " Celly!" I called, not getting a answer.

" CELLY!"

" WHA- awww!" I heard hit something the wall, " Ouch!" It sounded like Spell. " Celly" I said, rubbing my temples" Did you just throw Spell Slinger against the wall?" " Why was I sleeping with him?" She asked, sounding alarmed ." Because that was the only place for you and I was sure you didn't want to sleep on the floor. Hey Spell did she kill ya?" I got a groan in responce. " Celly the sun needs to be up right now." I heard in the other room and I saw the sun come up, blinding me. " Sweet Zeus juggling dicks thats awful. Lulu are you alive?" " Buck thou, Marvil." She groaned in the other room. " Buck thou Marvil." " Girls?" I heard 5 groans. " Rainbow?" She groaned and tried to kick me.

I got up and ignored the room spinning and stumbled to the kitchen. Time for a cure I thought as I grabbed everything that was used to cure a hangover.I grabbed 10 cups and put a mixture of hot sauce, raw eggs, and other secret ingredients. I quickly, making a face. Gods it tasted horrible! I went around the house, giving everypony a cup. " Drink up girls and boy, it'll make you fell better".....

2 months later......

It was 2 months since I landed in Equestria and I got to say I was doing pretty good. My itholth was a real big hit all over Equsteria. I had bought a dozen distillers and boy were the bits were coming in. I now only worked at the farm late in the morning and only because they needed the free labor. Me and Spell had become great friends, he was a pretty chill little guy. I always saw all of the girls many times in the week, especially Rainbow. Spell even joked that we should rent a room out to her. Even the princesses came over once in a while. I was finally getting the hang of reading that I finally got the book that I wanted for days. It took me two weeks to get it ready but I had finally finished it, my .....

" Boat!" I proudly showed the six girls the boat. It was a rowboat that was big enough to fit me and 3 other ponies. " Why did you bulid a boat silly filly?" Pinkie asked. I smiled at her. I was pretty sure she was some kind of minor god and I sure as hell wasn't going to piss her off." Well Pinkie, this boats for fishing." All of the girls looked horrorfied. " Y-your g-going to catch and eat fish?" Fluttershy asked, terrified. I sighed" Look girls I need meat to survive. Since I can't get anything else, it's fish. And anyway catching the fish isn't the important part of fishing, silly fillys." They all looked at me, confused. " Then what in tarnation is then?" Applejack asked. I laughed," Its getting smashed and talking to your buddies."

I had learned the greatness that is fishing from a Persian envoy. He came and did what Persians usually did, threatened to ingulf us, and I like usual we told him to fuck off. But afterward he took us all fishing and all of the Reausian nobility had a blast. From then on every one of us was addicted to fishing.

" Who wants go go on the maiden voyage? Spell you'll want to come so that means there's two spots left. Rainbow and Applejack wanted to go so I gave them each a stick with a line tied to a hook for fishing pole. It never ceases to amaze me that thses ponies can grab stuff with there hoofs. They all hopped in and I pushed the boat the boat in the water and hopped in and said bye to the rest of the girls as I rowed us into the middle of the lake and we hunkered down and waited.

2 Hours later....

" Marvel, this is boring."

" No its not Rainbow, now shut up and drink your beer.."

2 Hours after that....

" Marvil, we haven't caught anything and I have to pee."

" I know we haven't caught anything, now shut your mouth or I'm going to drown you."

2 hours even after that....

" Marvel, this is dumb!" Rainbow whined. I looked at Spell," This is why you never take women on a fishing trip." I laughed at the girls offended looks. just then Spell made my whole month. " Hey Marvel, I almost forgot, do you want to go with me to the college in Canterlot to help me with a paper that I'm going. I grinned, this was what I gave been waiting for. " Yes Marvil" I grinned Here I come Celestia! " Yes I would"......

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