Ch.11 Getting Settled in

I finally got a look at my new house and I got to tell ya, it was awesome. It was a  huge log cabin, With 3 guest bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a big kitchen, and a huge livingroom with a magic box called a " TV" in it that showed picture shows, The girls didn't stay much longer and soon it was just me and Spell Slinger. I stretched, " Well Spell, he got a big day ahead of us good night!" I ran to my bed room, gods it was awesome! I had a weapon rack for SunSetter, a table, and a HUGE fuckin bed! I jumped on the  said bed and almost immediately fell asleep.....

Spell Slinger was flabbergasted. He spent 4 years at the prestigious Canterlot's college for gifted unicorns. He had got top honors in his class and just needed something that would put him over the top as a legend, when he heard for the creature Marvil, he had begged the princess to let him the study the human.

Now though, he was seriously regretting his decision. Not only was Marvil rude, loud, and probably very dangerous, he had made him work. It still made him angry. Spell shook his head, regaining his composure and his willpower. Buck it! he was going to study this creature and he was going to be famous even if it was going to kill him. He happily trotted to his bed and went to bed. He had already gotten a lot of data from the human. It was easy to see that the human was a charmer, even flirting with the princess. His confidence almost poured out of him and it affected those around him. Even that rainbow maned mare, she stared at him whenever he wasn't looking.... Spell plopped down on his new bed thinking of all of the awards that he was going to win as soon as his paper was completed, he was asleep in minutes....

MORNING.....

Spell woke up as early as usual, going to the kitchen and helping himself out to a apple. The first thing he was going to do was to study Marvil while he slept, not for a second did he think this was weird. Spell used his magic to quietly open the door and peeked inside. The bed was empty and no one was in the room. Well that's odd... then he saw him. Marvil was shirtless swinging his big great sword with practiced ease.

Spell grabbed his notebook and a pencil and ran outside. Time to see how he acts normally without anypony watching him Spell hit behind a bush and watched Marvil practice his bladework. He fought like he was fighting a group of enemies, blocking and hopping around. Spell watched are a hour then Marvil did something that was odd. After he swung his blade over his head and faster than Spell could see, he sat crosslegged with his sword in his lap with his eyes closed. He sat like that for a hour with Spell writing furiously. Then when he looked up Marvil was gone. Spell looked around trying to find him. " What'cha doing Spell?" " Eeeeep!" Spell jumped in the air, seeing Marvil grinning down him.....

Gods, was I going to enjoy dicking around with Spell. He had been watching me like a stalker for like 2 hours, trying to hide in a bush. So when he was writing I walked to the house quietly walked to the house. I went into his room and had a little fun before going out to scare him. First I put hot sauce in his toothpaste, then I put a picture of Celestia's ass that I had drawn the other day in his suitcase, then finally I put ink in his shampoo. Chuckling to myself, I decided now it was time to scare the shit out of my new housemate. I went out the back door and snuck right up to him and said," What'cha doing Spell?" He jumped and screamed like a little girl.

It took me a little while to catch my breath from laughing. " Alright Spell, you want to study me come on I got a lot of stuff to do today, lets get started." I started walking to the distillery that Celly got me the other day and I looked at it's contents Good its not burning, smells like its cooking well, it'll be finished by tomorrow morning... Spell help his nose and said," In Celestia's name is that smell?" I grinned at him " this is itholth, the drink of champions, it'll be done by tomorrow, come on I gotta go into town.".....

You and Marvil had been in Twilight's house for 2 hours now. At the moment Marvil was hitting his head on Twilight's table over and over again. He had been trying to learn his A B C's and it wasn't going well. Spell might of laughed if he didn't think that Marvil would tear his legs off. " Come on Marvil your doing great. " Twilight said, trying to make her friend feel better. " All you need to do is practice!" " Twilight, I have learned a skill to tell how many weapons are in a room, I've learned the 100 styles of the great sword, this should be easy!" She gave him some more encouraging him. She gave him homework and the last thing that did was buy a whole crate full of empty jugs. They went to bed earily and bid each other goodnight.....

" Fuck the ABC's." i said laying in my bed. I really hopped that Spell would start to brush his teeth just to make me feel better....

Happy out of the days progression, Spell took a bath and used a spell to put his toothpaste and his toothbrush and floating it over to him. He was just about to open when he saw it the picture for Celestia's ass that Marvil had drawn. Spell blushed, shoving his toothbrush into his mouth. The effect was almost instant.....

I listened for Spell to start losing his mind, and needless to say he didn't disappoint. " O BUCK!!!!" I heard a crash in his room as he ran to the kitchen. I heard the water turn on. Then a little later I heard the sound of angry hoof steps, Spell slammed my door open and gave me a death stare " You.Son.Of.A .Bitch." I looked at him. His mane was all black and he was blushing. I tried to stop myself but I couldn't help it. I laughed...

The next day's morning and afternoon was pretty uneventful. The itholth was finished it and got it bottled for tonight. Then I had to go to stupid fucking spelling class.

Fuck you b...

Then the time I was waiting for was just around the corner, everypony was coming over tonight. Spell was still pretty pissed off at me but what the hell, that's what you get for stalking me. I grabbed some firewood and chairs. It was dark and I had just got the fire started when the girls came, all 8 of them. I got up any bowed, " Hello ladies, come and take a seat, Spell get your arse here, we got company!" He ran outside and groveled at the princesses. Luna walked up to me and said," I nickname you gave me was LuLu?" I giggled, " Yes ma'am." She smiled and we all sat down and talked about nothing really important when Spell made my night.

"So Marvil I have some questions about your mating habits, would you care to answer them?" Spell was all business-like, but only Luna, Celly and I kept a straight face. The rest of the girls were blushing. I smiled, very happy that he had asked the question. " You know what Spell, I'll do better than that, I'll tell you a story..."

45 Minutes later..... and that's where the king of Thebes caught me, naked with with his 20 year old daughter, both of us mooning the court!" I laughed, Celly listened calmly to the story, no doubt taking mental notes, but the other girls couldn't possibly get ready any redder. Spell was just writing on that stupid fucking notebook of his. I then decided to burn the damn thing tomorrow. Applejack was the first  one to break the silence. " That there was.... a real good story Marvil but I could sure use a drink." " I'm glad you said that AJ."

I went inside of my house and grabbed the jugs of itholth and 10 shot glasses. I handed each one of them a shot glass and poured them itholth. " This, ladies, is itholth, the drink of my homeland. I learned how to make it when I was young, its a family secret recipe. Drink up!" I shot my itholth in one shot, feeling the familiar burning sensation. All of them drank up, and all of them spit it back out. " Buck me that stuff's STRONG!" Rainbow said. I chuckled at the and refilled each of there glasses. This time they all held it down, I nodded to them  " That's it girls, I more you drink the better it gets, come on lets go inside. " They all walked inside but I stopped AJ," AJ, do me a favor and make sure Spell has a good time. " She smiled and nodded her head."

I gave the girls two big jugs of itholth and I told Luna, Celly, and Rainbow to come in the kitchen. We all sat at the kitchen table and I pulled out 4 shot glasses and handed them out to the girls, " Lulu, Celly I've beaten all of the girls at drinking, including Rainbow here. So it's your turn, you two verses me and Rainbow." Both of the goddesses giggled, " Challenge accepted Marvil." Celly said " Good now lets get started....

3 hours later....

Damn could those girls drink! Rainbow and the other ponies passed out an hour ago. Now it was just me, Celly, and Lulu.  

Unfortunately I had to drink two shots that they had to drink. " You ready to quit Marvil." Luna slurred, then fell off of her chair, out cold. Celly still took a shot and then I took one. " Are... ya ready to give up Celly." I was really trashed, but she had to be worse. She ignored me, trying to get the shot to her lips and failed. She was swaying in her chair, she was out cold too. " I won!" I yelled standing up, which was a big mistake. The room started spinning and I had to grab the table to keep from falling. I sighed, great now it's time to get them all to bed."

I put Luna in the guest room and Spell in his with Celestia in his bed. Grinning I put the other 5 girls on the couch and when I couldn't find room for Rainbow I put her in my bed with me. I would use the warmth anyway, it was chilly in here. When my head hit the pillow I was out..... Next Chapter: Ch.12 I go fishing Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 43 Minutes